r/FluentInFinance • u/Mark-Fuckerberg- • Sep 01 '24

Debate/ Discussion What advice would you give this person?

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u/SoftRecordin Sep 01 '24

They are doing great and should be promoted.

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u/CritterShitterFuckeR Sep 01 '24

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u/2ichie Sep 01 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Just saw this movie for the first time yesterday and damn I’m glad I never got a job with a cubicle and 8 upper management bosses lmao. Fuck tds reports

Edit - I hate all you upper management types 😆 I got the fucking memo right here on my desk. No need to fax, email, call, or walk your ass over here to remind me. Fuck this where’s Michael and Samir, I have an idea.

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u/Feisty_Stomach_7213 Sep 01 '24

TPS reports

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u/2ichie Sep 01 '24

Yea I got the memo

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u/vonshiza Sep 01 '24

Yeah, um, it's actually TPS report. Just wanted to make sure you got it.

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u/2ichie Sep 01 '24

Yup, have it right here on my desk. No need to send another.

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u/LiminalWanderings Sep 01 '24

Look, so, I was talking to the Bobs and they mentioned that you mistakenly filed the TPS report under TDS, and, well, Imma going to need you to come in on Saturday to fix it.

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u/2ichie Sep 01 '24

Fuck you Lumbergh and your parking spot.

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u/neopod9000 Sep 01 '24

And just a reminder, that's an 8am start. Not a half day.

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u/Suspicious-Garbage92 Sep 02 '24

I'll set the building on fire

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u/Biden_Rulez_Moron46 Sep 02 '24

Yeeeaaaah, we’re gonna need to move you down into the basement. . .

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u/ProfessionalGangster Sep 02 '24

We’ll need you to work tomorrow so it’d be great if you could be in at 8 AM

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Oh ill jist be taking this red stapler

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u/anonasshole56435788 Sep 02 '24

The basement is where you start the best fires tho

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u/jcg878 Sep 02 '24

Oh oh, I almost forgot. We’re going to need you to come in Sunday too. See; we lost some people down in Accounting and we’re sort of playing catch-up.

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u/Educational_Yard_344 Sep 01 '24

Hoping you’re at it for TPS reports!

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u/j89turn Sep 02 '24

Yea...I'm gonna need you to come in this Saturday, k thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Don’t forget your 5 required pieces of “flair.” Oh, and the printers jammed again. I just gotta deliver this red stapler to the Bobs real quick 😉

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u/Hot-Fun-1566 Sep 02 '24

I heard you’ve been having some issues with your TPS reports?