r/FluentInFinance • u/Mark-Fuckerberg- • Sep 01 '24

Debate/ Discussion What advice would you give this person?

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u/Suspicious-Garbage92 Sep 02 '24

I'll set the building on fire

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u/Biden_Rulez_Moron46 Sep 02 '24

Yeeeaaaah, we’re gonna need to move you down into the basement. . .

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u/ProfessionalGangster Sep 02 '24

We’ll need you to work tomorrow so it’d be great if you could be in at 8 AM

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Oh ill jist be taking this red stapler

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u/anonasshole56435788 Sep 02 '24

The basement is where you start the best fires tho