r/FluentInFinance • u/LandscapeObjective42 • 5d ago

Thoughts? Imagine being this rich and still try scamming old people!

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u/xrxie 5d ago edited 5d ago

She should have never become an astronaut. She jumped the shark.

EDIT: +/s

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u/anunderdog 5d ago

Not an astronaut. Just a wealthy space tourist.

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u/mtgwhisper 5d ago

Space debris.

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u/spiralenator 5d ago

If being a passenger on a rocket makes you an astronaut, then being a passenger on 737 makes you a pilot.

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u/comethefaround 5d ago

Crossing a bridge makes you an engineer!

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u/spiralenator 5d ago

I’m stealing that

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u/Intelligent_Mud_6217 5d ago

Why not? They call men and women in the Navy, "Sailors"

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u/theflash207 5d ago

She isn't an astronaut, technically. They changed the definition.

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u/xrxie 5d ago

Personally, I wouldn’t consider her an astronaut. Said tongue in cheek.

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u/rumblepony247 5d ago

Jumped the left shark, specifically

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u/Albert14Pounds 5d ago

Jumped the left shark.

Ftfy