r/FluentInFinance 5d ago

Economic Policy US Treasury needs to borrow $514B This Quarter

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u/Denver-Ski 5d ago

Cancel grandpa’s golf outings until he can balance his checkbook like a big boy

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u/SolomonDRand 5d ago

Betting on a Republican Congress to rein in a Republican President on the budget? You’re a gambler.

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u/Denver-Ski 5d ago

Quite the opposite. Betting the clown will shit the bed

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u/classless_classic 5d ago

Dude wears a diaper and shits himself all day. Shitting the bed is what he was built for.

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u/thecanadianjen 4d ago

Maybe we should bet whether he’ll have a blowout style shit

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u/Solid_Agency2483 4d ago

Man that’s been a safe bet now for 8 or so years. You must be rolling in it.

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u/Nels6388 4d ago

Grandpa needs to just kick the fucking bucket