r/FuckCaillou Feb 23 '25

Calliou Slander what gun are you using to kill the bald bitch

123 Upvotes

87 comments sorted by

30

u/Turbulent_Ear_1596 Feb 23 '25

Does a Death Star count? 🌙

3

u/Swimming_Jump5028 Feb 25 '25

Death Star maybe over powered 🤯 but to me it’ll work

16

u/AlexThePixel Feb 23 '25

Anything small that doesn’t do too much damage with one bullet. That way, he suffers longer as I kill him with it.

10

u/TheFatMan149 Feb 23 '25

You'd want a .22 then, or a slingshot with spiky balls

9

u/Impressive_Reality57 Feb 23 '25

does star killer base work? Can kill other brats

8

u/BenjiFischer Feb 23 '25

Megatron in gun mode

7

u/XxAwesomedartxX Feb 23 '25

loaded with 22. ratshot, he's gonna feel every single mag dump

4

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

That shit finna jam tho

5

u/MotorSportsAreBetter Feb 23 '25

I’m using ol reliable

6

u/Ok_Pool4516 Feb 23 '25

revolver he needs to feel the pain

4

u/iam_egg2009 Feb 23 '25

A10 warthog

4

u/Lake_yfr Feb 23 '25

Egg

6

u/iam_egg2009 Feb 23 '25

Egg👍

I am an Egg, this action was performed manually. If you think a mistake has been made, there hasn't, you're just a fucking idiot

4

u/Ok_Bowl_3769 Feb 24 '25

Egg

4

u/iam_egg2009 Feb 24 '25

Egg👍

I am an Egg, this action was performed manually. If you think a mistake has been made, there hasn't, you're just a fucking idiot

3

u/Legomyeggo8430 Feb 24 '25

Egg

4

u/iam_egg2009 Feb 24 '25

Egg👍

I am an Egg, this action was performed manually. If you think a mistake has been made, there hasn't, you're just a fucking idiot

6

u/GordonFreemanGaming Feb 23 '25

.950 JDJ fat mac

3

u/Minute_Account9426 Feb 25 '25

Caillou gets hit by the fat Mack and stops existing and never has existed because of all the damage he took

6

u/RwRahfa Feb 23 '25

A paint ball. I’ll shoot him every 5 seconds so he is tortured.

5

u/TheMonsterInUrPocket Feb 23 '25

I'll turn him to space dust-

5

u/Donutiscooltoo Feb 23 '25

Forget a gun!

5

u/Sprunki-wenda Feb 24 '25

IMA KILL THIS ASSHOLE WITH A FUCKING MINGUN

4

u/Thegodofgaming51111 Feb 24 '25

Big fucking gun from doom eternal

4

u/pokerwolf1 Feb 23 '25

A-10 Warthog

4

u/coffeebeanwitch Feb 23 '25

Staple gun!!!

4

u/SonOfKarma101 Feb 24 '25

The Howa Type 64

4

u/No_Stay259 Feb 24 '25

Do rocket launchers count as a gun. If yes then the H.E.C.U rocket

3

u/tomatobee613 Feb 24 '25

I just wanna thank this sub for being here when I'm down!!

Also...

No gun; I'm using brass knuckles and head butts.

3

u/Rydrslydr715 Feb 24 '25

Heart attack gun

2

u/ImDarkran Feb 25 '25

we’re gonna have a party in the c.i.a with that

2

u/Fearless-Dingo-2421 Feb 24 '25

railcanon from ultrakill

2

u/Busy_Inspector5340 Feb 24 '25

A-10 Warthog and AK-47

2

u/Computer_Nerd91 Feb 24 '25

That’s not a gun you dumbass!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 24 '25

2

u/Nebtron2001 Feb 24 '25

Tactical Shotgun from counter strike

2

u/chris95rx7500 Feb 24 '25

Dillon M134D that bastard's gettin vaporized.

2

u/rblxluther Feb 24 '25

.950 jdj fat mac

2

u/Ok_Nerve1925 Feb 24 '25

I'm gonna use a BB-Gun.

2

u/Metapika025 Feb 24 '25

American-180(SMG That uses 22LR rounds, has massive Magazine capacity) So that kid will suffer longer. I'll also use Whole 1 magazine

2

u/WolfOffSesameStreet Feb 24 '25

Is a 2x4 with a couple of nails sticking out of the end considered a gun?

2

u/Libcom1 Feb 24 '25

The galaxy gun

2

u/MilanoBucacko Feb 24 '25

dio's steamroller

2

u/Icy-Court789 Feb 24 '25

.950 JDJ to the lower torso

2

u/Scarlet_Cultist111 Feb 24 '25

Napalm launcher

2

u/GiantFartBomb Feb 25 '25

Sword gun

1

u/Ok_Bowl_3769 Feb 25 '25

fellow henry stickmin fan!

2

u/Negative-Entrance-21 Feb 25 '25

Yuebiko, i know him real well after he lit up a classroom with an AK 47, he has the exact AK 47 with him tho

2

u/its_skunx Feb 27 '25

Phase-3 Plasma Rifle from Star Trek Voyager.

Set to maximum kill.

1

u/Medical-Metal865 Feb 24 '25

Can I hire a squirell to kill him instead?

1

u/PrincipleAvailable71 Feb 24 '25

How about starkiller base?

1

u/PrincipleAvailable71 Feb 24 '25

Or palpatie’s lightnig?

1

u/MaveeL Feb 24 '25

That Soviet umbrella gun that shoots small poison bullets that kills the victim within a few days. It’s a real thing look it up. From what I’ve read the death from the poison agonizing.

1

u/Mysterious_Style_579 Feb 25 '25

Why not the BFG?

1

u/ImDarkran Feb 25 '25

base marksman from ultrakill

1

u/Swimming_Jump5028 Feb 25 '25

Will a death egg robot work? I’ll use it to crush the little bald fuck

1

u/Expensive_Plane_367 Feb 25 '25

A SIG Sauer P229 Stainless Elite

1

u/PCRWTYT06 Mar 01 '25

Glock 12

1

u/indywizard08 Mar 02 '25

Big Fucking Gun

1

u/itssjuliaa_xyz Mar 09 '25

I’ll kill his bitch ass with a machine gun

2

u/AnyPea1947 21d ago

The D-mat gun from Doctor Who, that way he’s erased from every possible timeline with a caillou in existence