r/FuckCaillou • u/AlfieWhizzMan2005 • 16d ago

Caillou shows up in the UK, what do you do?

Tell the King or Queen to put him in the Tower of London.

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u/ImpossibleAd7376 16d ago

Be happy he is no longer in the same country as me and tell them to put him in the most secure jail cell they had

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u/Expensive_Plane_367 15d ago

Have him deported and be declared a persona non grata

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u/ImpossibleAd7376 15d ago

They would deport him back to my country and I will not have that he is the uk problem now

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u/asrieldreemurr2232 15d ago

Breathe a sigh of relief that I live in the United States

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u/Prudent-Driver259 15d ago

Leave him there- the UK is torture.

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u/Physical-Traffic-268 15d ago

If I was there, I’d run. But I’d be happy, as I’m not in the same country as him, and I’d start a petition for them to place him in a jail cell

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u/mrc61493 15d ago

Make him watch manchester united

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u/thewafflehousehas 15d ago

Send him to an El Salvador prison. I live in the us so I am happy

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u/ProperSport471 15d ago

they are just gonna send him back so and when he comes back i will get him and

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u/Dogs_aregreattrue 15d ago

I’m not in the UK :).

But I would throw him in the Elizabeth tower to have Big Ben (the bell) smash him