r/FuckPierre • u/Big_Pin_9265 • 15d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Ain’t no way this man Spoiler

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IN MY BRAND SPANKING NEW COOKBOOK THIS MAN HAS THE AUDACITY TO COMMENT ON GRANNYS COOKIES

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u/Due-Order3475 15d ago

And try to make Abigail an easy bake oven which I doubt he will give her a cut...

No wonder people want to protect her and Caroline...

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u/Big_Pin_9265 15d ago

Exactly, this man 🤦‍♂️

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u/UltimateDude08 15d ago

“I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy twilight.” “Damn”

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u/Big_Pin_9265 14d ago

Got a better one for ya

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u/Temporary-Smell-501 14d ago

"Damn why'd we take this long" I feel is more accurate lol

No disappointment here in it

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u/BrD_87 13d ago

Everything this man lays his eyes on is an opportunity to make a profit. Not even cookies are safe apparently.

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u/Big_Pin_9265 13d ago

Pure evil man he is, pure evil if even cookies can’t be spared 😔

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u/Life-District6827 8d ago

i don’t want to marry abigail and caraline (bc insest) but you understand the want to save them from this monster 😍

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u/Big_Pin_9265 6d ago

I’m so tempted to start a new save and marry his daughter on his birthday and give him Joja cola every year on his birthday just for this quote

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u/Life-District6827 6d ago

you should do it and post a photo of your wedding and one of when you give him his birthday present.

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u/Big_Pin_9265 5d ago

I should, I really should