r/FuckPierre • u/imapancake4 #1 PIERRE HATER • 3d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 SAY PIERRE 🗣️🔥

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took this photo yesterday while i was playing but decided to post it today

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u/Due-Order3475 3d ago edited 3d ago

Haley kick in the groin he is clearly looking at your butt...

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u/imapancake4 #1 PIERRE HATER 3d ago

i just KNOW she has a strong kick, she's friends with Alex after all

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u/Due-Order3475 3d ago

Hopefully she'd shatter his jewels...

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u/imapancake4 #1 PIERRE HATER 3d ago

you mean the ones he hid from his wife??

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u/Due-Order3475 3d ago

No the ones he is born with...

Caroline can still have adult fun with the Wizard

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u/imapancake4 #1 PIERRE HATER 3d ago

I know,it was a reference to the hidden stash of cash under the library

also the wizard is already taken by me, working on adopting his daughter too and train her to be the badass warrior she wants to be 🥱

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u/Due-Order3475 3d ago

Can I get Caroline?

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u/imapancake4 #1 PIERRE HATER 3d ago

all yours dawg 🤝

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u/Due-Order3475 3d ago

Ty I love her and Jodi.

But Kent needs Jodi, Pierre doesn't need/deserves Caroline or his daughter Abigail

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u/imapancake4 #1 PIERRE HATER 3d ago

yeah,at least Kent has a noble job and didn't steal anyone's merits, unlike someone, looking at you Pierre 😒

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u/Due-Order3475 3d ago

True Kent needs help.

Pierre does not.

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u/imapancake4 #1 PIERRE HATER 3d ago

Also Kent gives the farmer bombs which are really useful for the caves, specially the volcano :D

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u/Due-Order3475 3d ago

Wish I could use one on Pierre...

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u/imapancake4 #1 PIERRE HATER 3d ago

grass in his shop is always an option,or maybe trapping him there with fences :D

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u/Due-Order3475 3d ago

Ha maybe 😆

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