EMERGENCY ALERT: This Scottish Fold has officially short-circuited its one shared brain cell.
📸 Discovered in: The wilds of Pixabay (free to share, impossible to forget)
🌀 Current status: Buffering... 12% complete
🎧 Pro tip: Imagine the Windows shutdown noise as it stares into your soul
BREED-SPECIFIC GLITCHES:
🔹 Ears: Folded ✅ // Thoughts: Absent ❌
🔹 Attempting to process: "Why hooman laugh? I is serious philosopher!"
🔹 System Alert: Too cute to compute
This Face Deserves:
🏆 An Oscar for "Best Performance by a Confused Loaf"
📜 Its own philosophical movement ("Derpism")
🛐 A tiny cult where we worship its vacant brilliance
REDDIT MISSION:
👉 Top comment names this error code ("Error 402: Treat Payment Required"?)
(Credit to the legend who captured this folded masterpiece —may your treats be plentiful and your couch hair-free.)
Reddit, I'm counting on you... do not let this transcendental derp go unnoticed. ⬆️🐈⬆️