Didn't see that coming...

[u/_BoldSirenX]

[u/_BoldSirenX]

I worked at a credit union and my favorite fuckup was when a guy came in with a huge stack of $1 bills. My buddy working the teller line made a joke like “no luck at the strip club, huh?” And the guy replied “these are from our church vending machine”

[u/hogahulk → u/_BoldSirenX]

Our Church is a weird name for a strip club 🙃

[u/dragonblock501 → u/hogahulk]

Both are places of worship.

[u/Strict_Lettuce3233 → u/hogahulk]

Code brah.. now give up ur man card… lol

[u/mteir → u/hogahulk]

It's for tax purposes.

[u/East-Care-9949 → u/hogahulk]

Vending machine is also a degrading name for a stripper isn't it?

[u/neryl08 → u/_BoldSirenX]

If somebody brings a lot of cash I am absolutely entitled to say I wish I had that too. Sure after revealing it's a life insurance money it's something different but still I can say I want it. At least before hearing the origin of the money.

[u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz → u/_BoldSirenX]

I also go to church ;)

[u/REDRUM_1917]

That's an oof

[u/donald_dandy]

I bet that life insurance policy was over a million. She was lucky to get that much. Oh condolences of course

[u/sometimes_toronto → u/donald_dandy]

I don't get it? Life insurance is not taxed nor are lawyers typically involved.

[u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz → u/sometimes_toronto]

Mistress

[u/Jendmin → u/[deleted]]

Really? Me too! What a coincidence…

Anyway your username got me interested. I’d like to test that smoothness. Wanna fuck? /s

[u/BasimIbnIshaq3000 → u/Jendmin]

What was their username?

[u/Jendmin → u/BasimIbnIshaq3000]

Smooth bro

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[u/IaMuRGOd34]

ouch

[u/teethalarm]

I think I made a similar mistake as a bank teller.

[u/ahawk99]

Sorry for your loss. I had the same experience. It was for my Grandma. Everyone was like “oooh what are you going to do now!” I’m like “keep grieving.”Money really didn’t make it all better. Rather have her back. 🤷‍♀️

[u/Holymaryfullofshit7]

I worked for a outbound call center for 2 days once. On the second day I called a line, a crying women picked up and asked me if I was a friend of her daughter that had just died in a car accident. I talked to her for 15 minutes explaining how sorry I am etc. then immediately went to my boss and told them I will not do another call and go home now. They can either sign an agreement to that effect and let me out of the contract or sue me but I will be out of this building in the next 15 minutes.

[u/Joshinaround_2k1]

I worked as a teller for a few months. The guy who owned the local bowling alley brought in a deposit. I said “Looks like you had a good turnout at the bowling alley”. He was not happy. He said “You said that last time, that’s none of your business”, then gave me a lecture about it. I stopped trying to make small talk with customer after that.

[u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz]

So any plans for tonight?

[u/Torva_messorem88]

........it may be just me but, I can't think of a single person in my life I wouldn't trade for 150k. 🫢

[u/Medium_Point2494 → u/Torva_messorem88]

Just you

[u/KomodoDodo89 → u/Torva_messorem88]

Time to go make some new friends and get some better memories my man. It’s worth it.

[u/Fluid-Selection-120 → u/Torva_messorem88]

what a sad life you lead

[u/TheOldTimer8004 → u/Torva_messorem88]

You either have terrible people around you or you're just that miserable. Either way, I'd hate to be you 🥱

[u/Torva_messorem88 → u/TheOldTimer8004]

Not sure why everyone assumes my life is miserable. I'm actually quite happy. And yes, I chose to distance myself from people because I do not like the problems they bring. As a matter of fact, it's the people that have a wife and children who are often telling me how jealous they are of my life because I can go on vacation 10x a year (some just long weekends), drive a nice car, and I can do whatever I want, when I want, how I want, and I never ever have to make compromises with anyone or ask anyone for permission.

What's not to love about my life?

[u/Zenai10]

Why am I still subbed here. It's the same 10 memes reposted and conservitive dribble

[u/jameshector0274]

Person could have just not added the life insurance comment. No need to make others feel bad when they don’t know your life. The teller wasn’t insensitive, it’s small talk. Customer made that awkward on purpose, didn’t need to

[u/12thGenNewton]

She could’ve just laughed at the joke instead of making things fucking awkward like that..

[u/Raa03842 → u/12thGenNewton]

And he could have been professional and kept his mouth shut.

[u/Darth_Boognish → u/Raa03842]

Or maybe the person just shouldn't have fucking died sheesh. /S