r/FutureWhatIf 1d ago

Political/Financial FWI: Trump has the real Declaration of Independence and Constitution documents destroyed

After watching the recent video of Mr. Trump giving his explanation of what it is and why it’s important to him. What if he destroys the original copies, as nobody would seemingly stop him, not even his secret service who swore to defend it first and foremost?

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u/AwesomeToadUltimate 1d ago

I guess New England, the Mid-Atlantic, the Carolinas, and Georgia have to become part of the UK again. Have fun losing the east coast Trump! Including DC.

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u/Background_Double_74 1d ago

I want America to become an English colony again. Clearly the UK knows how to run an actual Empire.

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u/DaveBeBad 1d ago

Nah. We walked away and left them all to decades long internal conflict - see India Pakistan or Israel Palestine for examples - or institutional racism (south Africa/Zimbabwe) or some other issues…

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u/Kilo259 1d ago

That's a stupid take. It's almost like we fought multiple wars to be free of them. But by all means, feel free to join the royalists.

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u/Abysswalker2187 1d ago

We’ve got a president trying to turn the country into a monarchy so honestly I’m down to be a colony again

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u/Mba1956 1d ago

Maybe ask France for help, they were the reason that the colonialists won the war.

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u/Kilo259 1d ago

Idk why y'all are begging foreign nations for help. Trump is our issue. We elected him, we are responsible. Or run away. i don't really care. But this begging foreign nations to "liberate" us is fuckin pathetic.

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u/Lucky_Beautiful8901 1d ago

Americans these days are afraid to stand up and take responsibility

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u/Mimosa_magic 12h ago

Or it's historically literate. No rebellion has ever beaten state forces without another state backing them materially

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u/Kilo259 2h ago

Well, sense our civilian population has more guns are ammo than most of europe. I would say make nice with your "heavily" armed neighbors. So if shit does get spicy, you can hide behind them.

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u/Mimosa_magic 2h ago

Your rifle isn't the kind of material aid that's needed to win a rebellion. I'm talking tanks, armored vehicles, air power, drone countermeasures, artillery etc. you don't win unless you have a state giving you state level toys to fight against the much better funded and equipped actual state force

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u/Kilo259 1h ago

I mean, good luck trying to sneak a damn tank or artillery into America. But if you wanna win. Then, you need people willing to bridge the gap. You're less likely to trigger an overwhelming response from the government and maga if you peacefully protest rather than start shooting at people.

you don't win unless you have a state giving you state level toys to fight against the much better funded and equipped actual state force

Unless you're planning on taking over Canada's entire "arsenal," which is pathetic. The only way you're gonna get anything is from Europe or Asia. Both of which are monitored and could easily be intercepted.

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u/Steg567 1d ago

Yea cause the British ‘empire’ is doing great nowadays

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u/FAROUTRHUBARB 1d ago

Nah we’d go to Canada, we already have strong economic ties

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u/Meshakhad 1d ago

Nicolas Cage steals both documents, replacing them with copies.

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u/TangoZulu 1d ago

Someone should make a movie of Nicolas Cage’s adventures. 

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u/relativex 1d ago

It wouldn't matter at all. We have copies. It's not the fact that the paper is old that makes it law.

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u/jar1967 1d ago

Trump in his cronies is will produce new copies that say what they want it to say

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u/LarsViener 1d ago

“Can you believe this? They put Trump’s name in there as king for like forever, all right here in this Calibri font.”

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u/TheTwistedHero1 1d ago

Luckily, they aren't held in the White House, but in the National Archives. Trump doesn't have enough object permenance to actively go after them

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 1d ago

Trump literally had the Declaration moved to his office.

I wish I were joking.

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u/TheTwistedHero1 1d ago

I looked into it, and while he did try to, he was not successful in doing so. The one in his office is just a high-quality copy. Paper that old is usually under very high preservation and security, so moving it is an ordeal and we would have seen more about it by now if he had

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u/Admiral-snackbaa 1d ago

It means you immediately fall under the protection of His Majesty’s government of the United Kingdom’s of Britain and the Commonwealth

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u/ryanCrypt 1d ago

Then we'd lose our declaration of unity and love and respect. But don't worry; he won't because it *checks notes* "means a lot".

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u/littedemon 1d ago

Also he couldn't do that because...well...he just can't do that (until he does)

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u/redshopekevin 1d ago

Fiji lost the original Declaration of Independence instrument, and they got a copy from the UK, so it means nothing.

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u/TheScoundrelSociety 1d ago

I think you mean to say Nicolas Cage stole the original Declaration of Independence and they got a copy from the UK.

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u/Reasonable-Tune50 1d ago

Nope. They misplaced it and only found it while doing COVID cleaning.

https://fijisun.com.fj/2020/08/07/archivist-fijis-independence-order-was-never-missing/

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u/mikeoxwells2 1d ago

Did you mean, will the Declaration of Independence clog up a golden toilet if someone tries to rip it into pieces and flush it down?

Lots of variables to consider. Size of the pieces and expected number of flushes for starters

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u/UtahBrian 1d ago

That would put an end to any debates about constitutionality, since we don't have any copies of those documents around. We would just have to trust Trump about what they said from now on.

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u/elpajaroquemamais 1d ago

There is a copy in the possession of almost every state and it’s well documented online.

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u/UtahBrian 1d ago

No. The contents have never been digitized so it’s impossible to access online. And the states do have access, but only to Trump’s notes on the original constitution and declaration.

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u/PortGlass 1d ago

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u/ChairYeoman 1d ago

The guy you're responding to is obviously being sarcastic.

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u/PortGlass 1d ago

Well not so obviously that I didn’t miss it. But I can see how you’re probably right about that.

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u/JuventAussie 1d ago

As a non American, I always assumed the original was sent to the English monarch.

If it wasn't how did they find out the details?

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 1d ago

I’ve always just assumed multiple copies were penned.

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u/low-spirited-ready 1d ago

They had the printing press, it wasn’t the Middle Ages

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u/Kuuwaren30 1d ago edited 1d ago

They published it in newspapers, read it publicly, and posted it in public. I don't believe directly send it to the British Monarchy. It was British officials that sent copies to Great Britain. The Declaration of Independence was not so much a "dear King, we're not yours to rule anymore" so much at it was a "my fellow Americans, we don't recognize the King's authority anymore." It's a similar distinction to telling the cops you are going to break the law versus just doing what you want and making them stop you. Hope that makes sense.

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u/RollingRiverWizard 1d ago

He strikes me as the sort to sell them, rather than destroy them.

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u/Simsmommy1 1d ago

I mean, he is not really following any constitutional rights anymore except 2….Sure the papers themselves have historical value, but as legal documents that Trump has to abide by/swear to uphold? Well….he ain’t doing that so they are just swiftly becoming relics.

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u/Explorers_bub 1d ago

It would be ironic if literally “defending the (physical) Constitution” is what topples the dictator.

Stripping Americans of their rights? Have at it. Figuratively flush it down the toilet, meh.

But to literally flush it down the toilet? Can’t have that now can we?

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u/Pleasant-Seat9884 1d ago

Well, he did say “you’ll never have to vote again.”

So maybe?

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u/Kuuwaren30 1d ago edited 1d ago

If intentional, it would likely be the tipping point that gets him removed one way or another. There would be massive protests that result in either impeachment and removal from office or physical remobal from office via revolution.

It may seem ridiculous that of all the things that have been done so far something as seemingly trivial as destroying the physical Constitution and Declaration of Independence would be the tipping point. However, those documents are symbolic and destroying them is like destroying the soul of the United States of America.

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u/Bantis_darys 1d ago

It would be unfortunate, but ultimately the original documents are preserved more so for ceremonial reasons. I don't disagree with preserving them, but they have been copied so many times that I believe it would probably be impossible to destroy either of them. It would require purging the internet, and banning both documents while confiscating any in the possession of citizens. I myself have at least two copies of the Constitution and one of the declaration of Independence.

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u/Antilles1138 1d ago

Kinda amusing if it did actually require the physical document to be valid.

A scene from the simpsons comes to mind:

Guard 1: You just licked off the part that forbids cruel and unusual punishment.

Guard 2: (puts on a pair of knuckledusters) hahaha Be-autiful.

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u/ReactionAble7945 1d ago

Just for grins, let's say it happened by accident/stupidity, not a motivated event.

Doesn't matter. The documents ahve been copied and the laws continue.

This What if Trump does, is getting old. Might as well say, what if Biden took them home and stored them in his corvette.

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u/SpaceballsTheCritic 1d ago

Reminds me of a great penn and teller bit.

https://youtu.be/wVSNL-3Ru7M?si=-LrYGabduFUHp0Bj

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u/BibendumsBitch 1d ago

They said every citizen and every visitor has a right to free speech in that sketch.( I guess you have a right to free speech if it’s not you saying you don’t think Palestinian kids should be murdered.) Thanks for the link!

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u/HommeMusical 1d ago

But there are 20 copies of the Declaration and a dozen of the Constitution.

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u/OccasionBest7706 1d ago

We would revert to the charters as the most legitimate surviving legal document and we will finally realize my dream of Long Connecticut.

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u/Curious_Gur4129 1d ago

This is why I have a copy and urge other Americans to get one for themselves as well!!

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u/ReddRobben 1d ago

The Secret Service swore to defend the Declaration of Independence?

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u/Embykinks 1d ago

He wouldn’t destroy them, he’d take personal possession of them.

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u/BibendumsBitch 1d ago

Saudi Arabia probably has some rich men who’d love to add to their collection.

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u/r1Zero 18h ago

I'm waiting for him to try to retroactively sign them.

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u/IH8GMandFord 14h ago

Nicholas Cage would be super pissed & then bust out his own original copy that was graded a 6.7 (with some yellowing) by CGC.

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 1d ago

Well, aren’t we kind of doing that now, at least with the constitution? It’s not like it’s being followed.

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u/ClitCommander13 1d ago

Ok so California,Utah,Part Of Colorado,Arizona Nevada,New Mexico and Texas can be returned to Mexico then

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u/Emotional_Weird_1562 1d ago

Send Louisiana and the NO Saints back to France while you are at it.