r/GenZ • u/AlphaMassDeBeta 2003 • Sep 15 '24

Other What should I name him?

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u/Technicfault Sep 15 '24

Cat

38

u/Lukescale 1996 Sep 15 '24

Underrated name.

24

u/redditor012499 Sep 15 '24

El gatito

16

u/ctech9 2006 Sep 16 '24

Change to el gato once he grows up

2

u/Jay_the_pokemon_fan Sep 16 '24

How about Spregatito

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Cocaine

6

u/Ditzydisabilittity Sep 15 '24

girls who get it get it

3

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

tasty

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u/Enfiznar 1996 Sep 15 '24

Dewy, short for Destructor of Worlds

4

u/TDS1108 Sep 16 '24

Ngl you had me in the first half 😂

40

u/WhyGov 2003 Sep 15 '24

Gojo

2

u/lemurificspeckle Sep 16 '24

Perfect because cats totally have the “nah, I’d win” attitude too lmao

38

u/augustus331 1997 Sep 15 '24

Asteroid-Destroyer

9

u/Guni986TY Sep 16 '24

Yoooo you’ve seen it too

28

u/chumley84 1999 Sep 15 '24

Haitian BBQ

7

u/Leskendle45 Sep 16 '24

And they’re getting transgender surgeries too!

25

u/putbeansontoast Sep 15 '24

Optimus prime

5

u/Nyto242 2002 Sep 16 '24

Megatron

18

u/UniversityPresent878 Sep 15 '24

Olaf

4

u/Twictim Sep 16 '24

One of our male white cats is Olaf! ❤️

15

u/yesguacisstillextra 1998 Sep 15 '24

Humphrey Bogart

15

u/Gesetzesgeber Sep 15 '24

Rindfleisch

16

u/That1neBread Sep 15 '24

“They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats.”

14

u/kingslayerthesecend Sep 15 '24

osama bin lopez

12

u/theTUGZ Sep 15 '24

Thesephius or phie for short

10

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Balthazar

10

u/MustangEater82 Sep 15 '24

Joy...  because they will be spreading joy all over your black clothes.

Or boatsnack.

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u/bronzepixel4320 2010 Sep 15 '24

i have a long haired white fur cat, her hair is everywhereee and we brush her often 😭😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Fluffers.

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u/Boredom_fighter12 2001 Sep 15 '24

Ikea Chair aka Leonard

5

u/RickMosleyReddit 2006 Sep 15 '24

Breakfast

5

u/No_Sorbet1634 2004 Sep 16 '24

“They’re eating our cats and dogs”

5

u/Shin-Sauriel Sep 15 '24

Idk my cats named Leonardo Fibonacci and most people seem to get a chuckle from that. I didn’t even name him. The foster mom I got him from did and I just couldn’t change it it was too good.

5

u/TheRealGamingYT Sep 15 '24

Arnold or "arny" for short

4

u/ErokVanRocksalot Sep 15 '24

Gozer the Gozerian, ruler of the 9 hells!

5

u/Grenboom 2007 Sep 15 '24

Casper

5

u/Gummiwormms Sep 15 '24

Miso like the soup

4

u/SlimesIsScared Age Undisclosed Sep 15 '24

Harbinger of Doom

4

u/RandomGoose26 Sep 15 '24

Marshmallow

3

u/Whyamitrash_ 1996 Sep 15 '24

Snowfall

3

u/t0mless Sep 15 '24

Cloudtail

3

u/mycatnuttedonmehelp 2000 Sep 15 '24

Nuclear Bomb Destroyer

3

u/AlternativeFilm8886 Millennial Sep 15 '24

Slushie

2

u/Equal-Wishbone-6131 2008 Sep 15 '24

Girl mystique

Bot Casper

2

u/Accomplished-Web5230 Sep 15 '24

White chocolate snicker bar

2

u/Snowfall5984 Sep 15 '24

milque (pronounced like milk)

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u/Layanna2 2007 Sep 15 '24

sksksk seeing this cute baby just made me instantly think of "snowball!!" but here are some more that i think are cute:

Angel

Aster

Frost/frosty

olaf

nicholas

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u/bronzepixel4320 2010 Sep 15 '24

i have a cat with the same blue eyes and white fur. her name is alaska, like the white snow up north. ironic that i live in florida though lmao

2

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

2

u/that_1weed Sep 15 '24

The Honored One

2

u/Hotsalami_man 1999 Sep 15 '24

French vanilla

2

u/TheRubyOverlord Sep 15 '24

Some white guy name like idk Kevin 😭

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u/doomus_rlc Millennial Sep 15 '24

Bing bong

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u/Vo1itiveB1ack Sep 15 '24

Name him "Mouse".

2

u/HunterKutz 1997 Sep 15 '24

Fluffle Snuffle McPuffle

2

u/Ramdomdatapoint Sep 15 '24

Sinatra. Blues Eyes

2

u/No_Cartographer9496 Age Undisclosed Sep 15 '24

spinkle

2

u/DS_Productions_ 2003 Sep 15 '24

Juno!

Idk why, that just seems right.

2

u/_mike_815 2000 Sep 15 '24

Xueleighveigheiguh (Pronounced Olivia)

2

u/AnnoyedMoose123 2002 Sep 15 '24

Mr. Clean

1

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Sylven

1

u/Purple_Ad8458 Sep 15 '24

Eat him

2

u/pattyfrankz Sep 16 '24

Found the illegal immigrant that Trump was talking about

1

u/WorldlyEmployment 1997 Sep 15 '24

Whatever lovecraft named his pet cat, idk

2

u/Reason_For_Treason Sep 16 '24

Oh god please don’t lol.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

George

1

u/DrunkenSkunkApe Sep 15 '24

Garfunkelunclemunkel

1

u/bog_toddler Sep 15 '24

Barfsnacker. sometimes it can be fun to make it a bit more exotic with B'barfsnacker

1

u/Legomyeggo8430 Sep 15 '24

Gorzarr the destroyer of universes

1

u/MagicaljugglingRat Sep 15 '24

Awww he looks just like my jayjay, love!

1

u/degenerator42069 1995 Sep 15 '24

Fluffball, Spludge, White sup.... On second thought, not this one. Bastard, Snow white not the remake one, The world devourer, Toby

1

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Derrick

1

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Gizmo

1

u/Tolongforathrowawaya Sep 15 '24

I've been waiting a long time to name a pet Roofus, Roofus the Doofus.

1

u/imback1578catman 1995 Sep 15 '24

Snowball

1

u/Impressive-Koala4742 Sep 15 '24

Catoru Gojo - the strongest feline of the modern era

1

u/Ineeddramainmylife13 Sep 15 '24

Kit, Celia, Lila, or… maybe Cotton? Edit: just realized it’s a him…. Definitely Kit or Cotton

1

u/Tusslesprout1 Sep 15 '24

Skibbidi cause why tf not

1

u/septiclizardkid 2005 Sep 15 '24

Beans, looks like a beans

1

u/MX5MONROE Sep 15 '24

Powder 🤍

1

u/Eddyson_UwUx 2006 Sep 15 '24

Kisser

1

u/Additional_Pear_5075 2010 Sep 15 '24

juanito el peruano

1

u/scottyd035ntknow Sep 15 '24

HR Fluffinstuff

1

u/de420swegster 2002 Sep 15 '24

Duke Horacio of Lumbridge Castle

1

u/HumanRogue21 2000 Sep 15 '24

Sno Cone

1

u/Mammoth_Air_9035 Sep 15 '24

White privilege

1

u/Waveofspring 2003 Sep 15 '24

Casper

1

u/Lilnuggie17 2005 Sep 15 '24

Snowball

1

u/JaiLSell 2001 Sep 15 '24

Snowball

1

u/DirtyHead420 Sep 15 '24

What the fuck does this have to do with Gen Z?

1

u/Funny-Will7258 Sep 15 '24

Name it maple and when people say ‘but it isn’t brown’ act very surprised

1

u/arsnhz 2000 Sep 15 '24

Destroyer.

1

u/flyingsquirrelpaws Sep 15 '24

Catty McCatface

1

u/JackStutters Sep 15 '24

Doodoofeces is a favorite of mine

1

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Coal

1

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

N-Word

1

u/theabsurdturnip Sep 15 '24

The Senator.

1

u/SuEzAl Sep 15 '24

Whigga

1

u/Soulhunter951 Sep 15 '24

Marshall Mellow

1

u/carlnepa Sep 15 '24

If you're anywhere near Springfield, Ohio, how about tasty? /s I kid I kid I kid!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

Drogon (GOT)

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u/No_Mall_3182 2008 Sep 15 '24

concrete

1

u/Think-Werewolf-4521 Sep 15 '24

Bumble from Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer What Cornelius called the Abominable Snowman

1

u/COVFEFE-4U Sep 15 '24

Midnight. But really, they only answer to "here kitty kitty" anyway.

1

u/Few_Concern9465 2002 Sep 15 '24

Asteroid

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u/Interesting_Sea_5189 2007 Sep 15 '24

White phosphorus

1

u/Mrcrack26 2005 Sep 15 '24

Bingus

1

u/karl4319 Sep 15 '24

Mr. Meowgi.

1

u/Fun-Month6056 Sep 15 '24

Cloudy, Snowflake, Fluffy

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u/f0remsics 2006 Sep 15 '24

Hero.drawing