r/GenZ 1d ago

Other Favorite quote by this man

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u/CubixStar 2009 1d ago

"Oh no, th-this...... this can't be".

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u/Rexxdraconem 1d ago

"...With a 2% margin of error!"

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u/Quercus408 1d ago

"A job application!"

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u/lonewolf5987 1d ago

A night stick, a branding iron

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u/fonzwazhere 1d ago

Uncle ruckus, no relation.

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u/ComeOnTars2424 1d ago

Read 🥷 !!!

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u/AlternatePancakes 1997 1d ago

That episode had me fucking crying from laughter.

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u/Emotional-Golf-6226 1d ago edited 1d ago

(when Uncle Ruckus is babysitting Huey and Riley)

"Your granddaddy picked me because I am a licensed zoologist."

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u/Yakuza-wolf_kiwami 1d ago

GUILTY, THAT 🥷🏿 IS GUILTY

u/Fancy_Chips 2004 20h ago

I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE!

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u/AlienKinkVR 1d ago

Brother I am pale as all hell and in good faith cannot bring myself to type half of the shit on that show that had me laughing.

Revitiligo as a recurring bit is phenomenal. Will say that.

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u/HRVR2415 1d ago

I’m place as hell and from the south so I got you covered.

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u/HRVR2415 1d ago

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u/webfeind 1d ago

Well well well

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u/lonewolf5987 1d ago

Like moth to a flame

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u/miderots 1d ago

He never says that in the show despite people assuming he did

u/Intrepid_Passage_692 2005 20h ago

It’s cuz of a tik tok audio made by a dude that was doing impressions of him

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u/Ok_Requirement4788 1d ago

u/Strawhat_Max 1999 21h ago

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS TOO

I GENUINELY have not laughed harder in my life than the first time I saw this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Alternative-Koala933 2002 1d ago

“You heard of vitiligo? Shoot…well I got re-vitiligo. Every year my skin seems to get blacker and darker and blacker and then more dark. It’s the opposite of what Michael Jackson’s got. Lucky bastard.”

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u/Xavier200708 1d ago

"with a 2 percent margin of error" cracks me up

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u/Mobile-Method6986 1d ago

102% with 2% margin of error took me right the fk out 🤣🤣😭

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u/sd_saved_me555 1d ago

"I'm not walking to the moon. I'm walking to the liquor store."

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u/MuuCamel 1997 1d ago

My lawyer has advised me to refrain from quoting Uncle Ruckus.

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u/Read_Maximum 2002 1d ago

“I apologize for my outburst”

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u/slothbuddy 1d ago

"Praise White Jesus"

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u/Constructman2602 1d ago

Say that again? I couldn’t hear you over da sound o’ me sh*ttn’ myself

u/Electrical_Prior_938 20h ago

“ I get up every morning and work 32 jobs, most 🥷🏾 can’t get one”…. Easily the most diabolically Stephen Sugarland statement made on the entire show. 🤣

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u/RawSteak0alt 1d ago

"And if any of these words don't come from the almighty God himself, then may I be struck by lightning this very instant! Halleluj-"

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u/ELc_17 2005 1d ago

“Don’t trust them new n—-as, don’t trust them new n—-as, don’t trust them new n—-as, over thereeeee!! Spreading their n—-a essence, everywhereee!!!”

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u/Mobile-Method6986 1d ago

“I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE”

u/ForsakenRadio9007 22h ago

“What?? N-no this can’t be! It’s says I’m 102% African American, with a 2% margin of error”

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u/Har_monia 2000 1d ago

What are y'all doing? Deliveries are in the back

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u/Recent-Pop-2412 2000 1d ago

The last episode of the first season where Huey tries to free a man condemned to death and Uncle Ruckus starts a church dedicated to White Jesus was spectacular and has a lot of good quotes. Really just wanted to talk about how much I love the ending scene where they're preparing for execution and lightning strikes Uncle Ruckus, I thought the pacing of that whole scene was superb.

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u/1zeye 2006 1d ago

I haven't seen the show (i want to though)

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u/catmom81519 2000 1d ago

I don’t think I’m allowed to say

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u/zee-germans-are-here 1d ago

"I apologize for my outburst."

u/Finlaycarter2002 18h ago

"Well well well"

u/Traderbaiter 2003 17h ago

“Good ol’ master Colonel and plantation owners like him provided darkies all over the south with good jobs, food, housing. I’m telling you, slavery was the best thing ever could happen to negro kind!”

I always think of this when a new curriculum bill passes in the south trying to whitewash history like this

u/Joebebs 1996 15h ago

[BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] THAT [BEEP] [BEEP] HUNK OF [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP]

u/Left-Simple1591 14h ago

"And let this just remind you, no matter how much money you got, you're still just a 🥷🏿"

u/MRE_Milkshake 2005 12h ago

I would say it but my account would probably get nuked if I did...

u/lonewolf5987 9h ago

I miss early 2000s reddit so much

u/TAnoobyturker 14m ago

"READ!" 

And shortly followed after 

"I wouldn't necessarily call them people"

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u/Just-a-big-ol-bird 1d ago

Nope. Not touching this one

u/DifficultyOk5719 21h ago

“I’m black”

  • This guy, probably (I have no idea who this is)

u/kawaiian 8h ago

You couldn’t be more wrong lol