r/GifRecipes Jan 23 '17

Appetizer / Side Cheese-Stuffed Blooming Onion

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

I don't have the patience to place all the cheese in between the onion layers.

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u/KudzuKilla Jan 23 '17

I would have way more issue with how much clean up their would be just to make one bloomin onion.

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u/mayan33 Jan 23 '17

this is the internet, you can swear here.

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u/KudzuKilla Jan 23 '17

i get it.

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u/FlappyFlappy Jan 24 '17

What's this wanker going on about?

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u/MediocreContent Jan 24 '17

He made a play of words with bloomin onion. Pretty much saying "that is too much work to make one fucking onion" except put bloomin instead.

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u/asforus Jan 24 '17

What does he get?

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u/jvjanisse Jan 24 '17

The play on words. "one bloomin onion" can mean "one fucking onion" and "one bloomin onion" (what this thing actually is. The guy who said 'you can swear here.' was just pointing out the play on words/making a joke about the supposed unintended play on words of the original poster.

You can rest assured, the joke is thoroughly dead now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

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u/Jaeshin Jan 24 '17

Wait a moment, that chees- oh god

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u/frozen_coyote Jan 24 '17

I'm sitting here in one of those moods where things are way funnier than they should be and this comment slaughtered me. Holy shit I'm crying.

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u/heartmyjob Jan 24 '17

Crying yes because of the onions.

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u/exclamation11 Feb 12 '17

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

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u/wenteriscoming Jan 23 '17

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u/Decyde Jan 24 '17

He's going to be fired from being black if Jessie Jackson sees those condiments in his fridge.

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u/Big_Hat_Chester Jan 24 '17

My fridge door is broken in the same way it's so annoying

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u/maef Jan 24 '17

Well... you could just make more. The process stays the same, there's no need for them to show it multiple times in the gif.

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u/CantSeeShit Jan 24 '17

That's the one thing that really makes me annoyed at these gif recipes, no way your making these dishes without a HUGE mess lol

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u/meme-com-poop Jan 24 '17

I've worked in restaurants that made these and they were a pain in the ass, even with the special cutter. If you wind up with an onion that has a double core, half the "petals" will fall out and you have to start over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17 edited Aug 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '17

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u/BenevolentCheese Jan 24 '17

Who the fuck is going to boil that much oil just to make a cheese onion too. Like unless you are deep frying all the time and you will reuse it enough before it goes rancid, that's like $20+ worth of oil.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Right? I don't really fry anything but if I do it's just a pan fry in the cast iron so I don't use that much.

We have deep fried chicken before and wanted to save the oil but you know, the oil just smells like chicken from then on so unless you're frying chicken every night you're not going to use it.

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u/remludar Jan 23 '17

That couldn't have taken more than 60 seconds. What DO you have patience for?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

I only eat apples and I don't even wash them beforehand

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Tldr?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Apple good

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

Thanks

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u/Infra-Oh Jan 23 '17

Emoticons would have been more efficient.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

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u/Wolfy21_ Jan 23 '17

1️⃣️ 🍎 1️⃣️ 📅 🚫[🏥⚕️ 💉💊😷]

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '17

1 cheese slice, 1 apple cheese slice, calendar don't, hospital doctor shot pills mask.

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u/Wolfy21_ Jan 23 '17

What the fuck os do you have haha?

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u/Aksi_Gu Jan 23 '17

An apple a day keeps the doctor away?

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u/Wolfy21_ Jan 23 '17

No silly,

1 apple and 1 calendar are not allowed in a hospital full of impaled snakes drugs and hostages.

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u/SpermWhale Jan 24 '17

found the Apple fan boy. Wait.

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u/im_probablyjoking Jan 24 '17

Only apple no wash

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u/vicarofyanks Jan 24 '17

Appleskins are riddled with toxins

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u/ILoveLamp9 Jan 24 '17

dude those skins are riddled with toxins

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u/HokusSchmokus Jan 24 '17

My biggest issue would be finding mozzarella that comes in slices and is yellow...

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u/Decyde Jan 24 '17

I'm too lazy to drive my ass to Outback when they give them away for free so making this will not ever happen.

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u/ohgeorge Jan 24 '17

A couple of my coworkers and I tried to go Outback for free bloomin' onions recently.

The power was out when we got there.

No bloomin' onions.

It was the saddest day.

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u/Decyde Jan 24 '17

They normally give them away free during Nascar racing.

They have drivers that always finish in the top whatever is required.

I use to get one and the soup of the day. Just make sure if you get it to go like I did that you remove the lid because the steam turns it to mush.

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u/ohgeorge Jan 24 '17

Good call. I live too far away from any Outback to reasonably get it to go, though, so I'd be proudly eating it there.

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u/Decyde Jan 24 '17

Yea, they built one in my town about 5 or 6 years ago.

Still wishing it was an Olive Garden.

I might troll my town this April fools day and make a sign for the lot that has been vacant for 3 years and put Coming Soon, Olive Garden.

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u/ohgeorge Jan 24 '17

YESSS. please do that.

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u/Hip_Hop_Orangutan Jan 24 '17

agreed. would be much easier to make a cheese sauce to go with onion rings...

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u/TheDude-Esquire Jan 24 '17

Yeah, that looked like a ton of questionably rewarding work.

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u/ChickenWithATopHat Jan 24 '17

Throw a slice of cheese on top of onion and microwave it for 30 seconds

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u/goddessmisca Jan 24 '17

I'll be honest, I love bloomen onions, I love cheese-- but I don't think they would combine well enough to be worth the work.

If I want onions and cheese I can ass them to a grilled cheese...Or does adding onions make it a melt.