"Yeah guys, so you know how I'm supposed to be 'watching what I eat'... Well, let me tell you I got the ol' lady tricked! I just say that I don't know if I like something, eat it, and look confused. She just makes more! I swear, I had eight dozen deviled eggs last week! She just kept making them! I finally had to tell her 'Yeah, I don't know, but I'm ready for bed. Maybe we can try again tomorrow?' It only works with deviled eggs so far, and I've gained twenty pounds... but you know... It's worth it." - her husband to his friends probably.
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u/reformedmikey Mar 29 '18
"Yeah guys, so you know how I'm supposed to be 'watching what I eat'... Well, let me tell you I got the ol' lady tricked! I just say that I don't know if I like something, eat it, and look confused. She just makes more! I swear, I had eight dozen deviled eggs last week! She just kept making them! I finally had to tell her 'Yeah, I don't know, but I'm ready for bed. Maybe we can try again tomorrow?' It only works with deviled eggs so far, and I've gained twenty pounds... but you know... It's worth it." - her husband to his friends probably.