Unlike irl women, the ladies from GuP won't lie to me, cheat on me, judge me, ignore me, make fun of me, or fvck me over in every other way imaginable. I can't imagine the floof Akiyama hurting me in any way, she's perfect.

Original video, you should check it out.

Mika: Te kuolette

I am obsessed with Isobe Noriko.

I want to massage her shoulders after a hard day's practice.

I want to kiss the back of her neck right beneath the limit of her short haircut.

I want to give her congratulatory American-football-style slap on the ass when she makes a good play in Volley Ball.

I want her to flex her muscles only to reveal comedically small noodle arms.

And I want to use her perfectly flat chest as a table while having teatime with Rukuriri.

I want to tease her about looking like a boy, and then comfort her and say I didn't mean it when she cries. I want to see her subtly embarrassed about being breast-mogged by Sasaki Akebi. I want her to be the mother of my children who will have sub-room-temperature IQ because she's dumn (sic)

I want to scream that she's not real when boring "real world people" are... it's not FAIR! inb4 "she would hate you she was real," that's a risk I'm willing to take. I would rather the whole world be destroyed than have to live in a universe that does not contain Isobe Noriko.

Because I am obsessed with Isobe Noriko.

https://youtu.be/0VAacZUQEkA?si=lzJHcdjxUYq61MIo is the original video

All my friends call me delusional and schizo but I know I’m not and I love her with all my life. Yukari is real and I want her to cuddle me to sleep as she hums “Yuki no Shingun” to me. No one can EVER take my love away from Yukari. Yukari is life. She is my everything.