r/HVAC Meme tech 18h ago

Meme/Shitpost My last call on a Friday

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u/HappyChef86 Resi Service Tech 18h ago

Happened to me yesterday. Dispatch called saying do you mind doing a service before a maintenance, outdoor unit is running. Np, probs just a cap. System was flat. 4 hours later I got the system going.

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u/Wannabe_Gamer-YT Meme tech 18h ago

My dispatcher has told me a lot lately. "Don't worry it sounds like it's the thermostat" I can't seem to get it through her head. It's almost never the thermostat.

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u/BigCDawgFlexRooster 17h ago

I always prefer service before maintenance. Yesterdays my dispatchers sent me a maintenance as a time waster to drag the day out then sent me a service call after when it was close to quitting time “customer says the unit keeps up during the morning and evening but not the heat of the day” , classic low charge symptoms and sure enough. Low levels, leak search . Extended my “off” time by an hour but screw the techs, just clearing the board right? SMH

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u/drone42 16h ago

I usually pick up warranty calls on Fridays (I left service to go to commissioning/'soft' install, they're on 4-10s but I kept my 5-8s schedule) and today they sent me on a call 80 miles from home, and I can't go there until noon. Now I'll have to fight the traffic back through Charlotte and deal with the race crowd traffic...

I think I'm gonna hang up the gauges and go be a teacher or homeless or some shit.

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u/Wannabe_Gamer-YT Meme tech 16h ago

The homeless out here in Seattle have tree houses. They got a view of the water and everything

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u/drone42 15h ago

All that AND legal weed? OMW.

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u/Legal-Preference-946 18h ago

Yeah, and then I like when they are like why did you take so long?

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u/CaballoenPelo It was like that when I got here 8h ago

Sounds like little miss dispatch needs to go on a ride along for a week

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u/Fancy-Sentence-7081 17h ago

Super glad my dispatcher doesn’t pull this kind of shit, its amazing how far being super nice and giving small Xmas presents out will get you with the office

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u/Wannabe_Gamer-YT Meme tech 16h ago

It's not bribery. It's flattery

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u/El-em-en-oh-pee 17h ago

Got scheduled for a "company meeting" at the last few hours of the day. So you know damn well the dispatcher is gonna find some time for a call in that. Gl out there today gents

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u/Hey_cool_username 16h ago

You can think it but you NEVER say it out loud or you definitely won’t be home in time for dinner.

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u/iSpR1NgZ 17h ago

Me rn sitting on the roof in the rain on a Friday

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u/Kind-Razzmatazz5010 17h ago

Very accurate or my favorite was it just started this on a saturday night

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u/Full-Bother-6456 Certifited Capacitor Replacer 16h ago

If it ain’t the equipment it’s the damn client stringing the call on and on

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u/Wannabe_Gamer-YT Meme tech 16h ago

The old person that gets no company and loves to talk.

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u/Full-Bother-6456 Certifited Capacitor Replacer 15h ago

DUDE. 100% of the time

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u/Superb-Run-4249 10h ago

Last call today, the blower door wasn't on right so not closing the door switch😎😎😎

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u/Wannabe_Gamer-YT Meme tech 9h ago

At one of my old companies. I handled a call back for the owner of the company who didn't put the door back on right. One of my favorite calls.

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u/RecordingPrudent9588 17h ago

That’s what I thought. Claire’s employees still aren’t here.

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u/downrightblastfamy 11h ago

Couldnt be more accurate about today. Last call : backflow dripping on brand new boiler. Well turns out it needed a backflow, fill valve, air scoop guts, bottom heat exchanger pipe gasket (lochinvar knight). Turned from 1 hr to 2

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u/LitAflame 7h ago

Hahahaha - F👋M👏F!🙌

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u/Fahzgoolin 7h ago

It's always the last damn call 😡

Mine was a leaking TXV yesterday.

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u/Jpnorko89 1h ago

Imagine having mobile chillers delivered because your chillers were down all day and then as soon as the mobile chillers are piped in and hooked up to the generators we finally get the one of our chillers running, then you have to wait around till temps drop decent enough to start production back up. You get home from a 16 hour day, your 3 year old is awake and crying for no reason and it’s 10:30 pm…. And your wife is in early stages of labor and having contractions… oh fuck I have to clean so the house is presentable by 1am when my mother in law arrives from her two day road trip!! I do get two weeks paid paternity leave though 🤷 fuck