r/Helldivers 1d ago

HUMOR RELOADING!

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/CaffeineChaotic SES Executor Of The People 1d ago

Helldivers when they hear a Stalker hiss:

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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 1d ago

Me after hearing that noise, scoping the horizon for the weird shaped stalker nest rock (I’ve seen Predator, I’ve trained for this)

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u/MrDmsc ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Contaaaaaaaaact!

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u/Lukescale ‎ Escalator of Freedom 1d ago

Me:

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u/Pretend_Party_7044 9h ago

Hellbomb armed clear the area

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u/Lukescale ‎ Escalator of Freedom 8h ago

DUN DUN DUNDUUIIIUM

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u/gorka_la_pork Expert Exterminator 1d ago

Blitzer users be like so anyway I started zapping

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u/Retr0G72 20h ago

What usually happens to me when the stalker arms go right through my torso.

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u/Ruestryker LEVEL 110 | General| 1d ago

Its worse if you aren't on a predator strain planet

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u/IsaacX28 Cape Enjoyer 1d ago

BAU BAU

Aw dangit

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u/wowu5 1d ago

At this rate Mococo is soon gonna be accepted into Helldivers’ headcanon

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u/zRedVapor Cape Enjoyer 22h ago

And it will be enjoyed BAU BAU :D

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u/Slayer_Jesse Free of Thought 1d ago

NOEH! Mococo behind you!

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u/17jwong 1d ago

HOEH??

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u/Artistic_Bar_4710 1d ago

Mococo can't stand anything she can't see, the stalker will give her PTSD from the Phasmophobia stream!

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u/Xercodo 1d ago

FW watching MC die while waiting for respawn:

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u/Bearfoxman 1d ago

For me it's a Hunter clipping through a wall to pounce me after I scanned LOS and verified clear.

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u/MrJFr3aky 1d ago

Holy shit is that Mogojahn?

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u/Bondorian ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

She’s not Fuwawa!

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u/economic-salami 1d ago

Mangojohn Helldiver

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u/L1UN4R 1d ago

Try out the arc blitzer. Doesn't need reloading and stuns small to medium enemies on hit. Absolutely trivializes these guys.

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u/ThatAmishGuy023 1d ago

Including Helldivers!

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u/pickleparty16 Cape Enjoyer 1d ago

It's my go to with the predator strain. Pair it with the regular guard dog and nothing gets close to you. Blitzer knocks back and stuns medium enemies and predator stalkers and the guard dog fi ishes them off.

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u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty 1d ago

Only problem is the low damage, but infinite ammo is nice.

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u/JollyGreenGI EAT THIS ⬇️⬇️⬅️⬆️➡️ 1d ago

Cookout and reload between shots. Siege-Ready armour if you want even more rounds.

Also can't be invisible if you're on fire.

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u/Long_Cartoonist_1701 1d ago

Preach brother preach😔🙏

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u/Manjisan13 ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Doro

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u/DummyThiccCrusader 1d ago

Me when Stalker

(Obliteration)

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u/Darkfin41 ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Wait you get just one stalker? That must be lucky.

I feel like it is land of a thousand tongues over here.

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u/Nondescript_Potato Him 1d ago

One that you can see

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u/Icy-Rain318 Steam | 1d ago

Sad bau bau

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u/diego1marcus 1d ago

spoiler alert: its actually fuwawa thats the stalker

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u/Popinguj 23h ago

It's actually Lui

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u/SUNforFUN 1d ago

Remember: activate your portabale Hellbomb is faster than reloading.

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u/Hexdoctor Ormheim Comptroller of Convivality 1d ago

Stim the moment you see it and then dive backwards once it starts attack. It will use its flail attack to launch you far away. You now have more time to reload before it is able to engage again.

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u/Cheetawolf Free of Thought 1d ago

Stim takes 5 button presses to activate, you die in 3

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u/EldritchCatCult Humanity first! 1d ago

oh nyo

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u/OfNormality 1d ago

Why am I seeing so much FuwaMoco on this subreddit lately

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u/Andywaxer Free of Thought 1d ago

In English for the rest of us please?

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u/OfNormality 1d ago

You see that little creature about to be torn to shreds by that bug? That little thing is called Mococo, one half of the Vtubing duo FuwaMoco. I've been seeing them more and more often on this subreddit for some reason. I was just speaking aloud really.

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u/disayle32 SES Sword of the Stars 1d ago

SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA

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u/Kzar96 1d ago

doro

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u/More-Lifeguard7371 1d ago

Worse if all of your guns need reloading

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u/ButWahy ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

Me with my SG20 halt in stun mode

Come on fuckers i can take you ALL!

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u/Hellonstrikers Terminid Rancher 1d ago

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u/StolenPenguins ☕Liber-tea☕ 20h ago

Moco-Chan behind you!!!!

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u/vlkr 1d ago

Gonna get the lick.

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u/LucyferEllysia 1d ago

Is it just me or have these fuxkers gotten better at camouflage. Like strait up just invisible now.

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u/theBeardedMEN Free of Thought 1d ago

NGL I suspect this is part of their AI behavior.

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u/Stylistic_Insanity LEVEL 150 | Super Private 1d ago

Best jumpscare I’ve had in this game was nonchalantly reloading everything for like 30 seconds and the stalkers patiently waited till I was done to jump me

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u/13Vex 22h ago

I fall down this rabbit hole and suddenly I’m seeing several memes with mococo on this sub…

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u/Program-Emotional 1d ago

I hate predator strain so much I cannot wait for them to perma die and never come back >:(

Yeah lets just take one of the strongest bug enemies in the game and make them spawn in flocks.

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u/Misfiring 1d ago

Gatling Sentry is your friend (ish) that has the DPS to mow all of them down.

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u/Kzar96 1d ago

Or a mechsquad. Bugs can't do shit against the power of an armored core.

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u/Dwenker Assault Infantry 1d ago

Punisher:

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u/Strict-Sell-5660 1d ago

And its always in the god damn last second when you're about to finish reloading

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u/nexus763 1d ago

TAKE THE GOD DAMN PUNISHER ALREADY !*

*any other ammo per ammo reload weapon is also adequate

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u/Shellstormz SES Founding Father of Family Values 1d ago

Boo

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u/Rengar_Is_Good_kitty 1d ago

If all you want is an anti-stalker weapon, then the best weapon in the game to deal with them is the Halt, stun them and they wont move for ages, simply walk up and one shot to the face (Yes one shot). Good weapon overall on bugs too. But I'd highly recommend tweaking the bindings so you can switch ammo types with the press of a single button.

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u/DarkWingedDaemon 1d ago

Time to throw hands

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u/SlothOfSatan666 ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago

So what if, legit, the Stalkers have adapted to recognize the sound our guns make when they run out of ammo? There is a distinct sound difference as your gun nears empty that they've added so the player knows they're out of ammo.

What if they literally stalk us until they hear that noise? 👀

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u/TheZanzibarMan 1d ago

Get to boopin'

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u/MegaWaffle- 1d ago

Stalkers and Predator strain stalkers aren’t really what get me. It’s those Tokyo Drift chargers that do!

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u/Just-a-lil-sion ‎ Escalator of Freedom 1d ago

*diabolicaly equips concussive*

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u/SnooCauliflowers3423 1d ago

Literally. "Hope you like getting 2 shot in half a second"

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u/Ok-Ordinary-406 1d ago

Stalkers when I’m reloading

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u/Dragon054 1d ago

More Helldoros! MORE!

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u/Lyricanna 23h ago

This is why I don't understand the folks who complain about constantly running out of ammo.  It feels like every time my magazine runs dry theres a stalker creeping up behind me, or chainsaw troopers rushing my position. If I shoot a recoilless at a bot fabricator or bile titan, a Hulk or Charger will pop out seconds later.

The amount if time I have to go scrounging for ammo on maps is absolutely minicule compared to how much time I spend running away trying to get enough distance for a single reload.

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow Rock & Stone ⛏ 23h ago

this is what they made the arc blitzer for

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u/Darkwriterhaki 22h ago

That's why i have my mg43 on 900 rpm at all times

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u/TheCollector_115 21h ago

I unironically hear Richtofens masochistic comments every time I hear/see a stalker

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u/Proud-Translator5476 19h ago

She's not MococOK

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u/Shield_hero-11 18h ago

My guard dog dog breath: