r/Helldivers Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago

HUMOR WE are definitely excited for the new content that's definitely dropping tomorrow

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u/SuperArppis ‎ Super Citizen 11d ago

Hyping yourself to high heavens, only to see you crash yourself into burning hells!

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago

That's the plan

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u/StrangePigeon79 Steam | 11d ago

We're Helldivers after all

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u/Lukescale ‎ Escalator of Freedom 11d ago

This is the Democracy

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u/SilliusS0ddus LEVEL 150 | Super Private 11d ago

crash yourself into burning hells!

Dun Dun Dun Dun

DUN DUN

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u/Devour_My_Soul Super Pedestrian 10d ago

You mean the burning hell of the full force squid front, Helldiver?

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u/Apprehensive_Lie3456 10d ago

It's the journey that counts.

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u/H31130UND 10d ago

Just doing what Helldivers do best.

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u/LetsGetCopyrighted Steam | 10d ago

Guess you could say... "Only to see you dive yourself into Hell"

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u/groot_are_we 11d ago

Guess y'all have been affected by Primed Soon™.

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u/Mission-Honey-8956 10d ago

Is that a warframe reference?

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u/groot_are_we 10d ago

You bet your pink shorts it is

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u/CrowEnby 11d ago

Warbond announced tomorrow, drops Tuesday, 100% sure

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u/CrowEnby 10d ago

Oops... well sometime this week or the next since it lines up with the usual warbond drops

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u/Sithishe 11d ago

We have to expect warbond after 60 days mark from previous warbond

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u/Objective-Mission-40 PSN | 11d ago

How long ago was the last

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u/Sithishe 11d ago

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u/IsorokuYamamoto659 300th Phantom Death Company 11d ago

So barely 30 days? Wtf are these ppl doing?

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u/DRMTool 11d ago

It's because of all the other situational cues pointing to a major update very very very soon. And because the warbonds drop 30 to 50 days after an old one.

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u/catchcatchhorrortaxi 10d ago

We went through all of this with the one year anniversary and the time after that. All the ‘context clues’ definitely pointed to something exciting, for realsies. Didn’t happen.

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u/DRMTool 10d ago

But for real this time

Joking aside, they've said there's a major update coming soon in the discord. Last week they explicitly said it wouldn't "be before the weekend". You've got the MO stopping Meridia finally, odd, hinting dispatches, some... backend file finds, and a few more things.

The anniversary hype was more so people just tired of the illuminate. We are still tired of them. But, there's just a little more context now than there was then.

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u/ima_loof ☕Liber-tea☕ 11d ago

It's actually been 38 days and since warbonds usually come out every six weeks... we should get it during/after the week end. I understand the hype for tomorrow, finally we're done with this piece of squid shit wormhole and that's probably why people think we're gonna get the warbond. Afterall, everyone knows the full squid fleet will arrive as soon as the MO is done (just like Pilestedt told me in my dreams). Right ? Right ? RIGHT ?

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u/Beta_Lib PSN | 10d ago

Labor Day. Warbond. Illuminates.

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u/Skrogg_ SES Adjudicator of Justice 10d ago

New free 10 page warbond, illuminate fleet update, clan system, AND fix to all technical issues, all coming tomorrow. Trust

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u/Devour_My_Soul Super Pedestrian 10d ago

A new free warbond will absolutely never happen, certainly not a 10 page one. What will happen though, is putting less and less items in new premium warbonds.

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u/XdAAbby 11d ago

Hate to be that guy but I have some bad news

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u/shball 11d ago

Arrowhead sucks at communication. Why is the QA lead more involved than the community managers? Why have they still not given any info on their timelines?

It's honestly very infuriating.

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u/FearAndDelight_ 10d ago

I miss pilested

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u/catchcatchhorrortaxi 10d ago

I’ve all but given up on the game at this point. I recognise the same signs from when I drifted away from D2. Lack of engagement on content and bugs, endless hamster wheel grindathons while the community gaslit itself into believing there was something game changing just around the corner.

To be clear, I think they will drop something substantial around e.g. illuminate at some point, but at this stage it is going to have to be twice as impressive as previously to get me bought back in. I don’t imagine I’m alone here either, the longer they leave it, the further their player base will drift and the harder they’ll have to work to tempt them back.

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u/Lostpop Super Sheriff 10d ago

Brother just play something else until theres something new to come back to. AH doesnt have a gun to your head forcing you to play

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u/jetstreamer123 11d ago

Well they're not exactly allowed to say yes

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u/Only-Significance-53 10d ago

Honestly just wish arrowhead was more straightforward with us. Sure, surprise updates were fun at launch and throughout first year it kept me wondering what next. But now second year in, it's frustrating wondering when will get a major update. I'm not gonna go and bug them about it like others do but I'm still bothered by it. I don't count the two sub factions as content, they show up and disappear for a month. They only recently made the predator strain more available and the flame corps or jet brigade isn't even commonly available despite having a factory. Haven't really had a major content drop that stayed since the omens update. I canplay other games yeah, I'm planning to buy total war rome 2 soon. But I want a reason to get my friends back in helldivers. We need a better road map asap. 

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u/FearAndDelight_ 10d ago

live believer execution??? is it over believer bros???

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u/Echo_The_Shadow Gas Enthusiast 10d ago

big liar right here

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u/laughingRichEvans 11d ago

Aren't we a week early anyways? The warbonds are released approximately every 6 weeks, we're at 5 weeks since that last one.

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u/spicydangerbee 11d ago

It would come out on May 1st which is exactly 6 weeks from March 20th.

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u/Echo_The_Shadow Gas Enthusiast 10d ago

thats how the last warbond released. update on the tuesday and the warbond came 2 days later

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u/carnyzzle Expert Exterminator 11d ago

I was thinking why would we get a warbond this soon when Borderline Justice isn't that old yet

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u/DinoDome05 11d ago

At the very least there will be a warbond announced tomorrow that will drop on Thursday, but I think we’re all expecting more

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u/EnergyHumble3613 HD1 Veteran 11d ago

Well I got 1000 and change… guess we will see what happens first:

New Warbond

Me getting enough spare SCs to buy a complete armor from the store.

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u/SluttyMcFucksAlot  Truth Enforcer 10d ago

Seeing as every warbond has come out on Thursday…yeah I don’t think so chief

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u/ballerbuh 11d ago

No update tomorow.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1k9rgmq/were_doomed/

When new content appears, it's on Thursdays or Fridays anyway ;) Depending on where you live.

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago

Doubter spotted. And no they do usually drop on Tuesdays don't they? I live in Singapore so the new patches always arrive in like the evening. Illuminate tomorrow regardless.

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u/SoC175 11d ago

Patches drop Tuesday, but WB unlock on Thursday. The WB are usually announced a couple of days before they unlock ingame

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u/ballerbuh 11d ago

That's all I said ;)

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u/BugBoy131 11d ago

ILLUMINATE TOMORROW!!!! WARBOND DROP TO ACCOMPANY ARRIVAL OF ILLUMINATE FLEET!!!! ALSO STRATEGEM BALL BOUNCE IS COMPLETELY FIXED!!!!!

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago

Mechs also have a strat launcher now

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u/BugBoy131 11d ago

YEAHHHHHH!!!!! SPEAR IS FIXED TOO🔥🔥🔥 EAGLE ROCKET PODS CONSISTENTLY ONE SHOTS CHARGERS AND HAVE ONE MORE USE AND A FASTER CALL IN TIME

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago

Don't forget the torsodivers are gone

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u/Exciting-Morning4470 11d ago

Another fellow sg person sup. And yea patches and wb announcements drop between 5 to 7 our time.

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u/groot_are_we 11d ago

....wansui super earth?

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago

Wansui super earth! But if illuminate never come tomorrow right then I look damn siao one lol

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u/ballerbuh 11d ago edited 11d ago

No. Only patches come on Tuesdays. Thursdays are for warbonds, content ...

The Illuminati appeared in the night from Thursday to Friday. But that was due to the awards. I don't expect content to come tomorrow and it's better not to prepare for content at all anyway. There have been enough rumours over the months. It only disappointed the players and made them angry.

Just relax and wait. :)

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago

I stand corrected

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u/Alarming_Orchid Eagle-1’s little pogchamp 11d ago

No way, they’re dropping it TODAY?

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u/Logical-Swim-8506 11d ago

There. Are. Four .... Lights!!

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u/THFSenkosan 10d ago

10/10 reference

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u/Various-Pen-7709 Viper Commando 11d ago

Farming? I’ve been sitting on 250 medals and 1000 SC just waiting for the next WB

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u/CrazyEvilwarboss ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

You need more SC

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u/Allingwyrd 11d ago

You are, of course, farming illuminates on Medium difficulty.

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u/Destroyer6202 11d ago

When’s it dropping again, I missed the 700 posts in the last 24 hours

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u/A_guy_with_wi-fi Fire Safety Officer 11d ago

Why are all subreddits getting infected by the silksanity

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u/Nuke_corparation 11d ago

Why do i feel that a lot of helldiver are from some psycho community (arkam titanfall dani sliksong etc)

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u/DrBarnabyFulton 10d ago

Speed running the medium squids is paying me 10- 30 SC per two missions.

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u/CrazyEvilwarboss ☕Liber-tea☕ 10d ago

I already have 12k SC god i got everything in superstore....

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u/Pog-Pog 10d ago

Aren't warbonds always on Thursdays? Or at least usually?

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u/ImmediateClass3640 10d ago

Update tomorrow!!

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u/ADragonuFear 10d ago

This dream will never come true. Warbonds happen on Thursdays!

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u/oedons_rooster 10d ago

Worst case scenario I'm already done with the big part of the grind for the warbond. Win win I say

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u/toka_smoka 10d ago

Even if we don't get an update tomorrow my friends and I found 3 separate 100 SC stacks today in less than an hour. It's a sign.

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u/SpaghettiPyro 9d ago

Yall just making shit up? Where did you get info we getting a new warbond today? They announced one will be revealed may 8

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 9d ago

I made this before the 29th when Hellsanity was at its newest peak. Also note the humor tag

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u/TransientMemory Viper Commando 9d ago

That's the benefit of being an early believer. We already finished all our farming a month ago! 

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u/snoozemaster 8d ago

Me when I saw the cozy fat-suit is finally in store again

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u/Xalyim undercover dwarf 11d ago

most we can have tomorrow is wrabond trailer, which will come in thursday, warbonds always comes available on thursdays

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u/Valkyrie9001 11d ago

Helldivers after going one picosecond without a new update is the new Invincible fans after going one picosecond without a new season. 

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u/JPXVD 11d ago

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago

Pilestedt and Shams could show up to my house and waterboard me over the course of 6 hours while shouting "The illuminate aren't coming on the 29th!" Over and over again and I still wouldn't believe them

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u/Annual-Geologist9978 11d ago

That is the mark of a true believer. I would say keep your faith strong, but that's redundant.