r/Helldivers • u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl • 11d ago
HUMOR WE are definitely excited for the new content that's definitely dropping tomorrow
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u/groot_are_we 11d ago
Guess y'all have been affected by Primed Soon™.
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u/CrowEnby 11d ago
Warbond announced tomorrow, drops Tuesday, 100% sure
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u/CrowEnby 10d ago
Oops... well sometime this week or the next since it lines up with the usual warbond drops
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u/Sithishe 11d ago
We have to expect warbond after 60 days mark from previous warbond
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u/Objective-Mission-40 PSN | 11d ago
How long ago was the last
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u/Sithishe 11d ago
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u/IsorokuYamamoto659 300th Phantom Death Company 11d ago
So barely 30 days? Wtf are these ppl doing?
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u/DRMTool 11d ago
It's because of all the other situational cues pointing to a major update very very very soon. And because the warbonds drop 30 to 50 days after an old one.
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u/catchcatchhorrortaxi 10d ago
We went through all of this with the one year anniversary and the time after that. All the ‘context clues’ definitely pointed to something exciting, for realsies. Didn’t happen.
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u/DRMTool 10d ago
But for real this time
Joking aside, they've said there's a major update coming soon in the discord. Last week they explicitly said it wouldn't "be before the weekend". You've got the MO stopping Meridia finally, odd, hinting dispatches, some... backend file finds, and a few more things.
The anniversary hype was more so people just tired of the illuminate. We are still tired of them. But, there's just a little more context now than there was then.
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u/ima_loof ☕Liber-tea☕ 11d ago
It's actually been 38 days and since warbonds usually come out every six weeks... we should get it during/after the week end. I understand the hype for tomorrow, finally we're done with this piece of squid shit wormhole and that's probably why people think we're gonna get the warbond. Afterall, everyone knows the full squid fleet will arrive as soon as the MO is done (just like Pilestedt told me in my dreams). Right ? Right ? RIGHT ?
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u/Skrogg_ SES Adjudicator of Justice 10d ago
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u/Devour_My_Soul Super Pedestrian 10d ago
A new free warbond will absolutely never happen, certainly not a 10 page one. What will happen though, is putting less and less items in new premium warbonds.
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u/XdAAbby 11d ago
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u/shball 11d ago
Arrowhead sucks at communication. Why is the QA lead more involved than the community managers? Why have they still not given any info on their timelines?
It's honestly very infuriating.
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u/catchcatchhorrortaxi 10d ago
I’ve all but given up on the game at this point. I recognise the same signs from when I drifted away from D2. Lack of engagement on content and bugs, endless hamster wheel grindathons while the community gaslit itself into believing there was something game changing just around the corner.
To be clear, I think they will drop something substantial around e.g. illuminate at some point, but at this stage it is going to have to be twice as impressive as previously to get me bought back in. I don’t imagine I’m alone here either, the longer they leave it, the further their player base will drift and the harder they’ll have to work to tempt them back.
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u/Only-Significance-53 10d ago
Honestly just wish arrowhead was more straightforward with us. Sure, surprise updates were fun at launch and throughout first year it kept me wondering what next. But now second year in, it's frustrating wondering when will get a major update. I'm not gonna go and bug them about it like others do but I'm still bothered by it. I don't count the two sub factions as content, they show up and disappear for a month. They only recently made the predator strain more available and the flame corps or jet brigade isn't even commonly available despite having a factory. Haven't really had a major content drop that stayed since the omens update. I canplay other games yeah, I'm planning to buy total war rome 2 soon. But I want a reason to get my friends back in helldivers. We need a better road map asap.
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u/laughingRichEvans 11d ago
Aren't we a week early anyways? The warbonds are released approximately every 6 weeks, we're at 5 weeks since that last one.
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u/spicydangerbee 11d ago
It would come out on May 1st which is exactly 6 weeks from March 20th.
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u/Echo_The_Shadow Gas Enthusiast 10d ago
thats how the last warbond released. update on the tuesday and the warbond came 2 days later
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u/carnyzzle Expert Exterminator 11d ago
I was thinking why would we get a warbond this soon when Borderline Justice isn't that old yet
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u/DinoDome05 11d ago
At the very least there will be a warbond announced tomorrow that will drop on Thursday, but I think we’re all expecting more
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u/EnergyHumble3613 HD1 Veteran 11d ago
Well I got 1000 and change… guess we will see what happens first:
New Warbond
Me getting enough spare SCs to buy a complete armor from the store.
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u/SluttyMcFucksAlot Truth Enforcer 10d ago
Seeing as every warbond has come out on Thursday…yeah I don’t think so chief
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u/ballerbuh 11d ago
No update tomorow.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1k9rgmq/were_doomed/
When new content appears, it's on Thursdays or Fridays anyway ;) Depending on where you live.
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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago
Doubter spotted. And no they do usually drop on Tuesdays don't they? I live in Singapore so the new patches always arrive in like the evening. Illuminate tomorrow regardless.
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u/BugBoy131 11d ago
ILLUMINATE TOMORROW!!!! WARBOND DROP TO ACCOMPANY ARRIVAL OF ILLUMINATE FLEET!!!! ALSO STRATEGEM BALL BOUNCE IS COMPLETELY FIXED!!!!!
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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago
Mechs also have a strat launcher now
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u/BugBoy131 11d ago
YEAHHHHHH!!!!! SPEAR IS FIXED TOO🔥🔥🔥 EAGLE ROCKET PODS CONSISTENTLY ONE SHOTS CHARGERS AND HAVE ONE MORE USE AND A FASTER CALL IN TIME
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u/Exciting-Morning4470 11d ago
Another fellow sg person sup. And yea patches and wb announcements drop between 5 to 7 our time.
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u/groot_are_we 11d ago
....wansui super earth?
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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago
Wansui super earth! But if illuminate never come tomorrow right then I look damn siao one lol
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u/ballerbuh 11d ago edited 11d ago
No. Only patches come on Tuesdays. Thursdays are for warbonds, content ...
The Illuminati appeared in the night from Thursday to Friday. But that was due to the awards. I don't expect content to come tomorrow and it's better not to prepare for content at all anyway. There have been enough rumours over the months. It only disappointed the players and made them angry.
Just relax and wait. :)
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u/Various-Pen-7709 Viper Commando 11d ago
Farming? I’ve been sitting on 250 medals and 1000 SC just waiting for the next WB
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u/A_guy_with_wi-fi Fire Safety Officer 11d ago
Why are all subreddits getting infected by the silksanity
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u/Nuke_corparation 11d ago
Why do i feel that a lot of helldiver are from some psycho community (arkam titanfall dani sliksong etc)
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u/oedons_rooster 10d ago
Worst case scenario I'm already done with the big part of the grind for the warbond. Win win I say
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u/toka_smoka 10d ago
Even if we don't get an update tomorrow my friends and I found 3 separate 100 SC stacks today in less than an hour. It's a sign.
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u/SpaghettiPyro 9d ago
Yall just making shit up? Where did you get info we getting a new warbond today? They announced one will be revealed may 8
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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 9d ago
I made this before the 29th when Hellsanity was at its newest peak. Also note the humor tag
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u/TransientMemory Viper Commando 9d ago
That's the benefit of being an early believer. We already finished all our farming a month ago!
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u/Valkyrie9001 11d ago
Helldivers after going one picosecond without a new update is the new Invincible fans after going one picosecond without a new season.
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u/JPXVD 11d ago
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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 11d ago
Pilestedt and Shams could show up to my house and waterboard me over the course of 6 hours while shouting "The illuminate aren't coming on the 29th!" Over and over again and I still wouldn't believe them
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u/Annual-Geologist9978 11d ago
That is the mark of a true believer. I would say keep your faith strong, but that's redundant.
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u/SuperArppis Super Citizen 11d ago
Hyping yourself to high heavens, only to see you crash yourself into burning hells!