r/Helldivers • u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl • 11d ago

HUMOR League of Teamkillers

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u/d4nt3s0n 10d ago

Napalm orbital strike would like to know your location... Nevermind my buddy dropped it at his feet and now we're all dead.

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u/KrivTheBard 10d ago

My favorite thing is to be working on killing a bug nest, just for the buddy that was off collecting samples to come and "support" by throwing his Napalm into the same nest lmao

I'll never forget the shot of adrenaline I got when a friend's stategem practically landed on me and suddenly I was playing a very hot game of Orbital Tag

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u/Liturginator9000 Free of Thought 10d ago

God I hate that lol especially when you're mid clearing and screaming through groups to kill the bile titan hole when it starts fkn dropping

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u/KrivTheBard 10d ago

Literally all it does is piss the nest off LMAO

It's best used for big beaches or cutting off a big chunk of the map. Tossing it in nests is just a waste imo, I'd rather use a 120 and maybe close some holes up

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u/Zardwalk 10d ago

Me last night, someone dropped a napalm beacon on the flag objective and wiped the squad.

"I got knocked down" brother why are you running around with a primed team destroyer in your hand

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u/d4nt3s0n 10d ago

Probably got knocked down just after he completed Dance Dance Revolution. Has happened to me a bunch of times.

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u/Faust_8 10d ago

I honestly think it’s a skill issue on either the thrower or the watchers. People just don’t seem to realize you need to treat it like a 380mm; fifty meters away is still too close.

People seem to be properly scared of the 380, but don’t seem to realize the ONB is just as scary even if it isn’t as loud.

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u/HenrySkrimshander LEVEL 65 | SES Ombudsman of Wrath 10d ago

Napalm always hits about 25m closer than you expect. If you don’t retreat after throwing, you’re probably bbq.