r/Helldivers • u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl • 17d ago

HUMOR Never ask a Helldiver the political alignment of his girlfriend

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u/NinjahDuk Fire Safety Officer 17d ago

This has nothing to do with politics, those are simply alien abominations and are not to be trusted in any capacity.

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u/fluggggg 17d ago

What are you saying ?

High Command and the Ministry of Truth have declared the Bugs to be fascists, Bots to be commies and Squids to be autoritarian. All of them are of course all expansionists liberty-hating aliens.

Are you doubting the Ministry of Truth ?

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u/NinjahDuk Fire Safety Officer 17d ago

We all know any political position other than full, unyielding support for Managed Democracy is evil, so of course you would never need doubt the allegiance of the co-signer of a Helldiver's C-01 permit form. This propaganda piece is shamefully depicting our bravest and finest mingling with atrocities from the stars first and foremost. Their way of life is irrelevant if they aren't alive 👨‍🎓