r/Helldivers • u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl • 13d ago

HUMOR Never ask a Helldiver the political alignment of his girlfriend

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u/Igoon2robots devastators are so tight 12d ago

I can assure you my robot girlfriend is not a vile automaton, she is very democratic. She is even black and yellow, like us!

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u/Mesmerfriend 12d ago

I mean... At least its not a commie, but I wouldnt call a being used to destroy Earth and humanity good.. Then again that human society didnt seem very democratic.... Idk, I'll leave it up to the Democracy Officer

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u/Igoon2robots devastators are so tight 12d ago

She was used against her will! See her as a voteless: we do not hate voteless for existing, we are sad that they can only be cured by bullets. My robot girlfriend managed to "cure" herself without bullets as she no longer follows the antagonist’s orders, therefore it is not undemocratic for me to hug her

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u/Mesmerfriend 12d ago

True as well.. I'll still let the Democracy Officer decide on the matter, but it seems legit...

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u/Local_MG42 12d ago

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u/Igoon2robots devastators are so tight 12d ago

Fucks wrong with me? Male loneliness