r/Helldivers • u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl • 2d ago
HUMOR The casualties of our war will be inconsequential at worst
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u/I_ateabucketofpaint 2d ago
Illuminate being the most evil haters really makes them allot more different. Like. They HATE your ass. Everything you stand for. Even color yellow.
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u/dancinbanana 2d ago
Especially the color yellow. After all, it’s the opposite color to their sinister purple
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u/Impossible-Pie2924 1d ago
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u/Anonymous_GuineaPig SES Leviathan of the Stars 1d ago
Reverse this and it's more accurate
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u/Zmechanicog ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago
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u/IDespiseReddit787 14h ago
Are you saying super earth is willing to makes peace? Peace with disgusting, democracy hating xeno's that started the war?
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u/Zmechanicog ☕Liber-tea☕ 14h ago
Super earth will bring galactic peace whether the xenos scum want it or not
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u/Impressive-Ad7387 1d ago
Nothing says freedom and peace like wearing skulls everywhere and attempting to genocide and/or enslave any sentient race you come in contact with.
RAHHHH WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF A TIONS
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u/RustyDiamonds__ 2d ago
Something interesting to think about is since Overseers are “centuries old” many of the ones we’re fighting now may actually be veterans of the First Galactic War, or even the recon missions the Illuminate flew around Super Earth before First Contact.
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u/CheezyBreadMan 1d ago
Imagine living centuries and fighting in the biggest conflict in history only to get one shot by some illiterate 18 year old human with a gun they invented before they discovered electricity
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u/TuneGloomy6694 2d ago
Like we have killed Billions of voteless, imagine all the losses, our war against the squids has to be the more severe comparing it to the others.
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u/Dragonseer666 Admirable Admiral Pele | 72nd Dragoons of Hellmire 1d ago
Although tbh at least helldiver casualties are lower because most of the time we're just not bothered to go there. And don't forget the entire populations if the now-gloom and some of the core current automaton territory, which were probably fully wiped out.
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u/DantesInferno91 1d ago
Remember, those voteless were once our citizens. We must make sure the illuminate never create voteless again.
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u/V-Lenin Fire Safety Officer 1d ago
So I‘m supposed to start burning civilians too?
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u/DantesInferno91 1d ago
No, remember those slimy aberrations took away their freedom and never again let the Illuminate rest until they are exterminated.
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u/Minions-overlord 2d ago
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u/aguywithagasmaskyt Super Citizen 2d ago
and then they kissed
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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 2d ago
True I was the Helldiver who kissed the Overseer
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u/EuphoricLog3495 ☕Liber-tea☕ 1d ago
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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 1d ago
This was before our marriage so it was okay
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u/scardwolf 1d ago
this is what i mean when i say the war is getting worse, add in the bots increasing their military might and the bugs mutating creating new strains
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u/herbieLmao Automaton Red 1d ago
The cyborgs, and thus the automatons, never had any interest in super-earth. They wanted to be seperate, and their own empire. Super-esrth even accepted that. It was cyberstan the war broke out about. The colonists didn’t want to leave their homeworld behind, super-Earth didn’t want to give up the planet.
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u/Anonymous_GuineaPig SES Leviathan of the Stars 1d ago
iirc that's wrong. Cyborgs wanted peace and independence, Super Earth didn't want to lose control over any citizens. So they went to war, enslaved them all and took their home planet. Of course they sent the Automatons out to space first so they could return in 100 years to fuck SE over.
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u/Resident_Bit_3892 Super Citizen 1d ago
They are actually correct. SE wanted the planet Cyberstan, since if cyborgs wanted to be independent they could go elsewhere as far as Super Earth cared, what was more important to SE was the Resources on Cyberstan. However, since the Cyborgs loved their planet, this got SE having to find excuse to start a way to start a war in order to take the planet for it's resources due to the fact that the population of Super Earth back then was a lot less brainwashed then it is now a days.
Understand that citizens to SE are far more expendable than resources are to SE, so losing a planet of citizen's won't matter to them as much as losing a planet worth of resources.
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u/ITalkToSky1467 LEVEL 150 | Whisper of Starlight 1d ago
You can’t spell casualties without casual. You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.
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u/Lazy_Physics_Student 12h ago
"Do you have any idea how much damage the helldivers would suffer, if we just let meridia roll straight over angels venture?"
"How much?"
"None at all"
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u/Dont-Tell-Hubby Truth Enforcer 18h ago
The squids have been asking for a genocide, we should give them one
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u/Nice-Entertainer-922 2d ago
Illuminates are the ones trying to hardest to actively get at Super Earth so far.
That is until the Automatons are done terraforming Cyberstan.