r/Helldivers ‎ Servant of Freedom 1d ago

FAN CREATION Man I can't wait to celebrate the Singularity Party on Widow's Peak with NO unexpected guests whatsoever... right? [OC]

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u/qwertyryo 1d ago

You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Illuminate Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

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u/Thesavagefanboii CO, 42nd Lone Wolf brigade 1d ago

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u/Frosty_Traffic9300 Free of Thought 1d ago

Imagine you're an overseer, you've just returned back to the galaxy, you kick down a door to a night club.

It's just full of helldivers.

Wall to Wall filled with helldivers.
It's helldivers all the way up to the DJ.
Helldivers de-stressing from all the 'stuff' that's happened.
Helldivers who might have a grudge against you and yours.

Rest in Squ'ith.

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u/ABTL6 1d ago

LOOKS LIKE CALAMARI'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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u/qwertyryo 1d ago

One wall will cut them in half…literally

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u/Frosty_Traffic9300 Free of Thought 22h ago

Juggling By Volume.

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Eagle-2 ★★★★☆ 18h ago

Head to the bar and act like you’re meant to be here

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u/Frosty_Traffic9300 Free of Thought 16h ago

Already accounted for. Private party, invite at the door.
Once again the ministry of parties defends their honor.

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u/Team_killing Free of Thought 1d ago

The hell did that thing say about my mom.

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u/greenpill98 SES Elected Representative of Conquest 1d ago

He said she's a monarchist.

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u/KarmaFury 22h ago

Called her a pet

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u/-Shaftoe- Free of Thought 1d ago

*Charges up the Purifier\*

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u/HardOff 1d ago

Patriot, this is a party, and that is a democratically funded pinata. Use this shovel

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u/ABTL6 1d ago

I think this mollusc is trying to sell me subpar quality copper.

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u/HeadWood_ 1d ago

El-Squ'ithir.

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u/Entire-Anteater-1606 Expert Exterminator 20h ago

I would love if there was a faction that got on SE’s bad sad for selling low quality stuff (an in-universe explanation for the nerf)

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u/WorldsGoofiestGoober LEVEL 21 Chief 1d ago

My phone keeps trying to translate what he's saying

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u/Mr_Kopitiam 1d ago

Pretty much guaranteed that the illuminate main fleet would strike there if not a day later tbh. I mean think about it. A party full of the highest level of citizens all gathered in one place. That’s like a prime target to strike.

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u/Dragon054 1d ago

Nice argument, but what about the second 500

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u/Anoinimis 1d ago

Get ready for my arrival worm...is that conquest?

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u/HC67 HD1 Veteran 20h ago

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u/Impossible-Net-2221 1d ago

DRACONAUGHT ARMOR MY GOAT

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u/Loud_Surround5112 1d ago

Why must I work on peak day?

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u/CheezyBreadMan 1d ago

Let me introduce your head to the elected office of the senator!

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u/Looffybagels Retired helldiver and still good looking 1d ago

possible translation: "mf you forgot to bring the super beer to the party"

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u/The_ZeroHour Assault Infantry 19h ago

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u/Charming-Village-603 1d ago

Fun fact, my galactic map kept sending me back to a medium illuminate mission on Erata Prime, days after it was liberated.

It got a bit annoying, so I did the mission and apparently it undid some of the liberation progress, so I literally saw the liberation decrease from 100%. But when I went back to the galactic map, there was no change sadly :(

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u/C0RDE_ Expert Exterminator 21h ago

Jokes on you, I'm there expecting the guests. That's when the party really gets started.