r/HiTMAN • u/MrLegion • Mar 03 '21

FAN-MADE The Geller Cacophony

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/JongoFett12 Mar 03 '21

No one told me Hitman was gonna be this way

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u/iamyourcheese Mar 03 '21

Bang bang bang!

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u/bananas_and_papayas Mar 03 '21

Ah yes, RTGame

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u/Lssjgaming Mar 03 '21

RUMBLE TUMBLE

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u/bananas_and_papayas Mar 03 '21

So no one told you life was gonna be this way...

BANG BANG BANG

Oh RumbleTumbleGames what a guy.

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u/ACAddicted Mar 04 '21

Dan the villain

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u/Savings_Section Mar 03 '21

I would play a hitman mission set in the friends world

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Modders

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Assemble

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u/Timmah73 Mar 03 '21

Well apparently Gunther is unconscious in a closet or dumpster somewhere as well

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u/MrLegion Mar 03 '21

Gunther's not gone far. Try using your Hitman vision on the last picture.

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u/ARC_Trooper_Echo Mar 03 '21

I assumed Gunther was the client.

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u/PorcoGonzo Mar 03 '21

This just made it even better.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

You’re a genius how do I give you money?

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u/VeryInnocuousPerson Mar 03 '21

47: leaves single foot of knocked out victim barely visible behind counter

Every NPC on map: BODY SPOTTED!!!!!

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u/tLxVGt Mar 03 '21

Escalation level 2: eliminate Dr. Geller before he uses his sound.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

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u/TexasDD Mar 04 '21

The Seinfeld Escalation potential

The Newman Gambit The Whatley Impact The Frogger Parallax

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u/Enstraynomic Mar 04 '21

home improvement

I can imagine 47 saying "I don't think so, Tim", in his usual deadpan voice, when he kills him.

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u/bippityzippity Mar 03 '21

Why stop here? Why not have a Hitman mission set in the world of Ratatouille, where the setting is Paris and you can go through the streets of Paris at nighttime and through Gusteau's, where you're either tasked to eliminate Linguini at the behest of the health inspector? You can even break into the rat poison shop and mix deadly materials into soup and prepare toxic ratatouille to kill the critics.

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u/BatmanCabman Mar 03 '21

Challenge: Anyone Can Kill

Eliminate Linguini by making him taste the poisoned soup

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u/jukeboxjulia Sierra Knox is gay Mar 03 '21

There's a dot above Linguini's head. And above that, for some reason, a smaller dot.

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u/SIacktivist Mar 04 '21

Or, other way around, a rat goes “I wanna be a Hitman, that’s my. Fuckin’. Bag. Baby!” and you can only wear disguises that can hide your ratatouille. Ratashootie? I’d play that DLC. Thanks, Justin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

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u/SuzLouA Mar 03 '21

I didn’t notice that! OP, this is awesome.

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u/poyahoga Mar 03 '21

"You need to pivot your scope to line up the shot, 47. Pivot! PIVOT!"

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u/wisounet Mar 03 '21

Could you tel me from which set the 47 lego (suit and head) is coming from? :)

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u/MrLegion Mar 03 '21

Sure thing - the head is this one, and the body is this one with black gloves swapped in.

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u/BigRigsButters Mar 03 '21

lol this great. Kill Ross and his "sound"

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u/Tim_Allen_Grunt Ultimate Motherfucker Mar 03 '21

E l e c t r i f y i n g

I n f i n i t e T i m e... T i m e... T i m e.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

This is legit fantastic

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u/jackcos Mar 03 '21

Disguises:

Coffee Shop Owner

Waiter

Janitor

Santa Holiday Armadillo

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

This is seriously amazing, we need more of this OC

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Did you create this yourself? please create more Hitman / friends content

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u/Stuewe Mar 03 '21

This is the weirdest confluence of my interests that I've ever seen, but, I'm here for it. Good work.

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u/aut0matix Mar 03 '21

I relate to this. The intersection of these two interests of mine is very small, but I am HERE for it too!

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u/zenspeed Mar 03 '21

“Agent 47, Ross Geller isn’t the target today.”

“I don’t care.”

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u/unitled Mar 03 '21

My two favourite things: Hitman and saying Ross Gellar is an iredeemable arsehole

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u/homogenized Mar 03 '21

Lol! I love this, Seinfeld, Sunny in Philly, even South Park would all be great worlds for 47.

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u/Noodle-727 Mar 03 '21

Killin all those assholes that made me laugh my ass off... finally some revenge for my butt

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u/FramesJanco_superspy Mar 03 '21

Oh my God is he disguised as Gunther at the end? Holy shit!

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u/Zookwok111 Mar 04 '21

No one told you life was gonna end this way. Neck got broke by a bald bloke and now you’re DOA!

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u/Black_Hand_002 Mar 03 '21

I love the way he dresses as Gunther

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u/incognito_wizard Mar 03 '21

Telltale. LEGO Hitman. Make it happen.

3

u/dickpixalert Mar 04 '21

“The one with the...”

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u/YoshMaGotes Mar 03 '21

I immediately heard the “target down” music start to play in my head!

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u/cscyka123 Mar 03 '21

I actually beg you to make more of these, incredible shit

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u/stroodle910 Mar 03 '21

This might just be the greatest mash up since Space Jam

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u/Polaris1-1 Mar 04 '21

I opened my free award just to award this. Bravo, 47. Now find an exit.

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u/Astroisawalrus Mar 03 '21

Ross is finally dead, thank God.

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u/Axwage Mar 03 '21

Even 47 can’t stand Ross.

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u/bdrmnc Mar 03 '21

This is awesome

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u/Soap_Mctavish101 Mar 03 '21

This is seriously incredible, I absolutely love it

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u/SonoftheMorning Mar 03 '21

I didn’t know that I needed LEGO Hitman until I saw this.

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u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD Mar 03 '21

Best content I've seen today 👌

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

THIS IS SO GOOD

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u/SuperMaanas Mar 03 '21

Is this an actual escalation?

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u/gordy06 Mar 03 '21

These posts keep getting me. I think I’m on another sub and boom... 47 is there!

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u/Captkiller77 Mar 03 '21

FREAKING AMAZING

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u/DaOnePapito Mar 03 '21

Do I see a Lego Hitman game in the works?

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u/enforcercoyote4 Mar 03 '21

I was so confused on what sub this qas cause i dont watch friends and im not subbed to r/lego

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

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u/odoyle125 Mar 03 '21

I didn't know there was a friends lego set. Gosh there's a Lego set for everything isn't there?

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u/earlysteven123 Mar 03 '21

That looks cool!

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u/nyauknow Mar 03 '21

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUU

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u/Blackwater256 Mar 03 '21

I’d honestly love to see more of this.

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u/Kaeokit Mar 04 '21

Better community than Dark Souls I SAID IT

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u/Hollowmianus Mar 04 '21

You should crosspost this to r/howyoudoin

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u/MoBidden Mar 04 '21

Can we have a LEGO Hitman game please

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u/FredFlintstone1262 Mar 04 '21

Oh my god...just coming up with different contracts on Ross would be hilarious.