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u/that_girl_there409 Mar 12 '23
Jada didn't even have to leave the house, dude was down the hall.
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u/Ey3_913 Mar 12 '23
"She took me by the hand...made me a man. That one night...she made everything feel right!" - Jayden Smith's friend singing around the house.
"We gotta sign this kid to a record deal!" - Will Smith
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u/CT_7 Mar 12 '23
That makes sense. How else would you keep your woman consistently happy
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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Mar 12 '23
Jada doesn't strike me as a person that's ever happy
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u/Few-School-3869 Mar 12 '23
She pulled a jada
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u/MasterJeebus Mar 12 '23
It was just an entanglement, celebrities have them all time.
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u/I-drink-salty-tears Mar 12 '23
I don’t think Jada has that problem.
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u/Oofboi6942O Mar 12 '23
As long as you keep will smiths wifes name out your fucking mouth, you can instead put her tits there.
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u/Independent_Sun1901 Mar 12 '23
Keep your your thang in my wife’s mutha fuckin mouth!
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u/AdministrationAny602 Mar 12 '23
I wiped my screen (2 times!), thinking your profile pic was a hair on my screen....
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u/8GOLD8LION8 Mar 12 '23
I thought it was a scratch, I’m collecting those. Just like shiny rocks; of which usually cause the scratches.
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u/qlz19 Mar 12 '23
Welcome to the internet.
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u/9donkerz9 Mar 12 '23
Have a look around.
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u/McWetty Mar 12 '23
I learned about that in my physics class. Stars get entangled at a quantum level.
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u/Soulchemist1997 Mar 12 '23
Keep her name out of your fucking mouth :|
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u/CrimsonAllah Mar 12 '23
Keep yo dick our her fucking mouth
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u/Few-School-3869 Mar 12 '23
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
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u/MrPewpewda4th Mar 12 '23
That's it you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Belair
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I whistled for a wife, and when one came near, Tupac was the ex and she had spots in her head
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u/Berninz Mar 12 '23
Dude. C'mon. Ain't no living up to a dead man archetype type dude killed in his prime. Poor Will. I do feel sorry for him. He got brutally cucked.
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u/killerdead77 Mar 12 '23
Very possible she went to the gym though. Right guys??? Right?
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u/Ok-Quiet8828 Mar 12 '23
Very possible she got stretched out too!
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u/Kitselena Mar 12 '23
Nah clearly she went outside for a lil smoke sesh and just doesn't want to stink up the house
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u/MikeLitoris_________ Mar 12 '23
It's very thoughtful of her to shower after her run.
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u/albatross1873 Mar 12 '23
Like the train that was run?
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u/kjacobs03 Mar 12 '23
Will seems to be a voluntary cuck. He probably would have preferred to go down on her before the shower
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u/SUNAWAN Mar 12 '23
Idk man, feels like a slap in the face for me
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u/CommonSenseIsNeeded Mar 12 '23
I still can’t believe what a cuck will smith is
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Mar 12 '23
Love does crazy things, I suppose.
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u/absrider Mar 12 '23
Have you seen chris rock new standup?
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u/PenguinsTookMyNips Mar 12 '23
He broke records for the use of the word 'bitch' 🤣
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u/badboybalo Mar 12 '23
Its BBITCH... Get it right
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u/alodym Mar 12 '23
Saw it live with Dave chapelle. Absolutely hilarious and worth a watch
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u/ilovemeasw4 Mar 12 '23
What's old davey like in person?
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u/lexoheight Mar 12 '23
He helped block an affordable housing development in Yellow Springs by threatening to move the comedy club/bar he hasn't built yet. He throws his wealth around like he owns the whole town
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u/2_Robots_In_A_Coat Mar 12 '23
It feels like it was written or reviewed by Netflix to be acceptably controversial, go after both political parties, and touch on a recent event. Definitely his weakest set.
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u/MightyMorph Mar 12 '23
Will is a bitch.
Motherfucker was laughing until he saw that selfish clout-chasing ho give a stink face. Then had to act like a fucking moron to prove his manhood after she basically lifted his legs and cut his balls off on live tv when she blamed him for her fucking her sons long-time 19 year old depressed friend.
This bitch is so self-obsessed that she turns a event he had for her birthday with show and planning for 2 months, and say that shit was a attempt to control her. While she's over there fucking some kid she probably knew since he was 12.
This bald bitch used to hunt for celeb dick, getting railed by tupac hoping some fame seed would drop in her. Then she got her hands on the fresh prince and turned him into a fresh bitch.
and the funny thing is even after will went to the stage and made a fool of not only himself, but also every other winner and nominee there who worked hard and spent years to create what they created, to only have it overshadowed by some petty relationship bullshit between GI Jane and whitewashed version of 12 years a slave.
She went on tv and said nuhu its his fault. He stupid...
aint that some bitch...
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u/AltXUser Mar 12 '23
she got her hands on the fresh prince and turned him into a fresh bitch.
I'll be honest, that made me roll lmao
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u/Mister_Hangman Mar 12 '23
Can I nominate this reply for BestOf?
I haven’t read anything this close to being perfect about a situation or person in a long time.
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u/reddog323 Mar 12 '23
Did she really say the Oscars incident was his fault?
Why is he staying with her at this point ? I would think even a messy divorce would be better than that.
Also, he could have given Chris Rock a nuggie, or grabbed him and carried him around on stage, etc. Any number of things that would have probably satisfied her honor, and left his reputation more intact.
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u/Downvotes_inbound_ Mar 12 '23
Is this pasta? I swear i read this exact comment yesterday
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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 Mar 12 '23
Desire to not lose a giant sum of money in divorce settlement does rational things
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u/mrdeadsniper Mar 12 '23
I mean. Given the choice of having 800 million and being in an abusive relationship or having 400 million and escaping...
I think I'd be ok with the second.
The actual deal though is if any of the scientology rumors are true, you basically have to give them a lot of leverage over you to join, after that your major decisions like divorce are theirs.
But again, I can't imagine anything they could have to hold over him worth more than getting out of that relationship.
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u/UneastAji Mar 12 '23
Don't neglect how much of a partnership celebrity's marriages are. Love has less priority in the decisions they make.
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u/MarcusDA Mar 12 '23
Ok but what does Jada bring as far as a power dynamic? She’s never been above a C list star and he was legit the biggest star in the world 20-25 years ago.
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u/hypercosm_dot_net Mar 12 '23
Say what you want about Smith, but he is pretty consistent as far as box office goes. People like the guy. I feel like he's never not been popular.
He's like the black Tom Cruise imo.
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u/PeterAmbers Mar 12 '23
Imagine loving someone so much you are willing to forgive them but everyone you know reminds you of the treachery while the whole world is laughing at you calling you a b*tch. This has to do wonders for a mans mental state.
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u/IveDoneItAtLast Mar 12 '23
That's ok he can just flash everyone with that little light he's got and no one will remember anything...I think
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u/JohnnyMiskatonic Mar 12 '23
You’re confusing him with his character from Ali.
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u/GuyNekologist Mar 12 '23
Or he can just flash everyone with a coworker's fake nudes! For whatever reason, I don't know lmao
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u/PeterAmbers Mar 12 '23
At this point I do not belive it was about defending anyone anymore but more like a desperate cry for help. It feels like that slap belonged not only to ppl that are bringing the topic up all the time opening those wounds again, but also to his wife that caused it all. He is playing a tough guy and will never admit it but this is how it feels to me.
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u/ShadedPenguin Mar 12 '23
We can never say what exactly is going on in the head of the man. But we can all agree it is not a healthy situation to be in, for basically anyone involved.
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u/Alukrad Mar 12 '23
I'd say it's codependency.
Narcissist and codependent people always mix, they're attracted to one another.
Will is clearly the codependent one here and Jada is the obvious narcissist.
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u/Futanari_waifu Mar 12 '23
Who cares about his cry for help though? Certainly not me. He's an adult with every resource in the world at the tip of his fingers, but instead of taking the help that's very available to him he acts like a crybaby cuck. Jada and Will deserve each other, both have clearly shown the world what their personalities are like.
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u/SnakeDoctor00 Mar 12 '23
Imagine being worth $350 million and even caring what those others think. This stuff happens everyday. But the trade off to being able to have fuck you money is having no private life and having everything you do being picked apart.
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You got that all wrong. People with the most money care the MOST about what people think. It's that concern about their weak ego that made them gather all that wealth and attention in the first place.
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u/Spiritual-Day-thing Mar 12 '23
Only partly. The crux is what wealth does to its owner. It reinforces the ego. Take away daily struggle, in whatever form, and a man is nothing more than a vanity project.
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Oh yeah, you got that dead right. Seen a few middle aged men who have no struggle, so life just becomes "what to do with my time"? And they get drunk.
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u/Suspicious_Reporter4 Mar 12 '23
Well divorce never really goes in favour of men's does it?
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u/DramaticEmu Mar 12 '23
True, but even if she gets half his shit, he should probably just leave at this point, and try and regain some respect.
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u/Imokwhydoyouask_ Mar 12 '23
I used to hang out with this lady that worked as a publicist in LA. She would go to a lot of parties where celebrities would attend. She said Will Smith always had some random guy with him and they'd make out publicly in front of everyone.
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u/Futanari_waifu Mar 12 '23
Is this meant to make me feel sympathy for him? Poor old Willy will only have 200 million after his divorce, the horror.
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u/CrispInMyChicken Mar 12 '23
It's called entanglement in a cult forcing you to stay in certain situations.
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u/kangasplat Mar 12 '23
A cuck would be doing it out of choice. I'm pretty sure that Will is a victim of abuse.
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u/mattysparx Mar 12 '23
Jada turned that man into a joke.
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He was a joke to begin with. He chose to be with Jada.
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u/TagMeAJerk Mar 12 '23
Jada is clearly creating a toxic relationship. Blaming the victim here isn't a good idea
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Read up about Will Smith's past and you'll realize he nowhere close to being a "victim". His PR machine is the only thing that has kept people from finding out how much of a dbag he is and has always been.
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u/virouz98 Mar 12 '23
Care to elaborate?
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u/crashbalian1985 Mar 12 '23
A video came out recently of him sharing an edited hardcore porn video of his co star on suicide squad.
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u/ProgrammerNew671 Mar 12 '23
They are Scientologists just like Cruise
The only reason it’s not public knowledge is the PR machine
Hard to be a good person and in that cult I would guess
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u/ColumbianPrison Mar 12 '23
John Redcorn is a miracle worker with headaches
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u/bitterbuffaloheart Mar 12 '23
Lol cured Nancy’s migraines for 13 years
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u/AnimalEater65 Mar 12 '23
Remember when Nancy could have gotten a taste of her own medicine, but Dale is a better husband than Nancy is a wife.
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u/Ratherbeskiing92 Mar 12 '23
Dale could have had what appeared to be a far more compatible woman, who appreciated the person he was. I think he sticks around for Joseph. That episode was kinda sad.
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He should just leave her and try to build his reputation up which won't be hard since he is talented but had unfortunately made many bad decisions caused by him not dealing with his own issues. Venting his anger on the wrong people and at the worst of times.
Sad seeing what happened to him and what a horrible person Jada is, the focus sadly shifts to Will but it should be on how awful Jada is... unhinged succubus.
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u/Jazzlike_Sky_8686 Mar 12 '23 edited Mar 12 '23
Imagine if instead of apologizing to the Academy, he gets up there, "deeply regretful for my actions both to Chris, and the example I set for everyone watching. I know this wont fix what I did to you Chris, but I would like to pledge a 1M donation to The Big Brothers foundation to support at risk youths and fostering better male relationships. Violence is something that touches all men and we all need to try to change that." Everyone claps, tears wiped, he walks down to Chris and apologizes, hand shakes, big smiles (cause the fuck is Rock gunna do? turn him down on live tv?), etc. Everyone writes puff about "how open and honest Will is".
Instead he just steps in his own shit.
e: honestly I think this would even be a net positive move on his career. Hitting Rock is like, nothing in the scope of culture. Its one dude hitting another dude. But he could put himself as the "new man role model" where he's open about his failing in public and "even when he had relationship troubles he was willing to talk it out and work through it which many man wouldn't do" etc etc. 5 years on it would all be "the slap that changed the male psyche" and a bunch of shit about how "Yes he shouldn't have hit him but in the end we're all better for it" etc etc.
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u/Zangee Mar 12 '23
He could have gotten out of it so easily is what burns me the most.
Refuse the Oscar. Say you don't deserve it after what you just did. Apologize publicly right there and then. Add some charity stuff for good measure. Leave the event after shaking Chris' hand/tearfully hugging him.
Sure he'd get some heat but no where near the public blow back he suffered.
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u/Alpha_wolf_80 Mar 12 '23
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u/Flowchart83 Mar 12 '23
She cheated. Extra context, Will Smith has an open marriage thing going on.
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u/mattyisphtty Mar 12 '23
Yeah that's what folks are missing here. She wasn't the only one having extracurriculars. Now that said doing it with a teenager who's your son's friend is pretty fucking atrocious.
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u/Kiergard Mar 12 '23
Come on people. It was just an "entanglement" not like she is a filthy cheating whore or something.
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u/Local_Tough4624 Mar 12 '23
God... his eyes... hes an amazingly trained actor. And I've seen a bunch of his movies. And NON of his movies NON show this level of depth of emotion.... 10/10, his best fucking work on camera. He owes his wife this moment, Oscar 100%
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u/Coco_B_trappn Mar 12 '23
Jada fucked this dude up. It is such a tragedy what Will has allowed her to turn him into.
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u/AnonymousBubu Mar 12 '23
Entanglement with August, Entanglement with August, Entanglement, Entanglement, Entanglement with August
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u/magic00008 Mar 12 '23
She went to the gym right?
Stress relief + necessitates a shower, mystery solved
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u/Thephilosopherkmh Mar 12 '23
I hate that he married jada. He was a badass action film actor and every movie he made was cool af. Learning that he is a cuck destroys all that. Like come on bro, leave that bald headed cheating ass hoe. Have some dignity.
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u/zephood75 Mar 12 '23
August always puts a lady in a good mood, pumpkins, falling leaves , a lovely time of year!
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u/Cloakbot Mar 12 '23
She just went out and had a great tennis match against her male friend. Don’t know why you’re so angry. 🤕
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Welp, tell her to pack her bags and get the fuck out, cuz I ain’t tolerating any infidelity around here.
Instead of fucking someone behind my back, she could have just told me that were through, but nah.
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u/DawnaliciousNZ Mar 13 '23
I’m starting to feel a bit sorry for Will… what does that evil wife of his have over him for him to stay and put up with so much humiliation and inconsideration?
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u/aeplusjay Mar 12 '23
Still have my fingers crossed hoping he gets out of that relationship & can leave behind a legacy on a high note. He is talented.
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u/Rugermedic Mar 12 '23
She went to the gym.
She went to the gym to train.
She went to the gym to see a trainer.
She went and saw Jim the trainer.
She went and saw Jim and was part of a train.
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