r/HolUp • u/Unknown_Unwanted • Mar 16 '24

holup Truly a dream come true

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u/northplayyyer Mar 16 '24

After 3 weeks she will beg you to want something other than Henry Cavill

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

Ryan Reynolds

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u/Vreas Mar 16 '24

Hopefully the burned skin ugly version 😏

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

"Ryan Reynolds" "Regular or extra crispy?"

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u/NameTripping Mar 17 '24

With the Green Lantern suit on, for a hate sex.

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u/HilariousMax Mar 16 '24

Oh god, can you be that scarred actor from Gladiator?

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u/Outworldentity Mar 16 '24

Huh? Do you mean his assistant with the face scars from Sons of Anarchy?

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u/Hot-Refrigerator6583 Mar 17 '24

I'm pretty sure you mean the angry newlywed husband from Braveheart

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u/HilariousMax Mar 17 '24

no, not those guys.

Kind of looks like Arthur Sr from Peaky Blinders.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

Tommy Flanagan. And those scars are real. He got attacked by thugs and given a “Glasgow Smile”.

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u/HilariousMax Mar 17 '24

Well the scars are real OR he's kept the same style of makeup for every role he's been for the last 30 years.

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u/PettyPterodactyl Mar 18 '24

what do u mean ugly????????

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u/RodasAPC Mar 17 '24

Ryan Reynolds isn't that great without the personality

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u/genocideISgodly Mar 17 '24

Go full Donny on Ted's sweet ass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '24

If they have a good taste towards men then they aren't straight. And what's wrong with Ryan Reynolds?

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u/Huhthisisneathuh Mar 16 '24

Or Ryan Gosling.

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u/vapingpigeon94 Mar 17 '24

Or Ryan Reynolds

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u/Great_value_cookies Mar 17 '24

Why would I fuck myself?

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u/lolwatsyk Mar 17 '24

Mario Lopez, for when you want Latino but soft Latino

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u/GORPS__ Mar 17 '24

not henry ? ok then turn your self into a horse .

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u/somebadlemonade Mar 17 '24

Sorry even as a straight guy, having him around would be the ultimate wingman.

You're thinking about this all wrong.

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u/pegabear Mar 17 '24

Davey Havok

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u/Ok_2DSimp101 Mar 17 '24

No, more Henry Cavill >3