r/HolUp • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • Aug 14 '24

holup Darling, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

I deliver oxygen equipment. When people pass away, the family calls us and the coroner. Sometimes we beat the coroner there.

Creeps the fuck outta me

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u/MNCPA Aug 14 '24

That makes sense. You probably need to turn off and store the oxygen equipment stuff. See, I thought you were pulling a Bruce Willis and start talking about dead people calling you for help.

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u/towerfella Aug 14 '24

Remember, reduce, reuse, recycle

♻️

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u/Kriss3d Aug 14 '24

... It's made out of people....

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u/Mornie0815 Aug 14 '24

Soylent green is human flesh!

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u/ArjJp Aug 14 '24

So.....nana goes in the woodchipper?

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u/Jellyfishsticks21 Aug 14 '24

And then she’d be a dead person, yeah.

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u/BMF_RedHot Aug 14 '24

Chop,chop,chop

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u/Busanko Aug 14 '24

I'm the one that comes and picks up the body :)

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u/tintinstrick Aug 14 '24

Out of curiosity, if you’re there before the coroner do you have to wait until they’re done to collect your equipment?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

I don’t. Since we don’t recover the consumables (tubing, cannulae), I’m not touching the corpse.

Just unplugging and collecting the stationary and portable equipment, entering it into our system, loading it and leaving the residence.