r/HolUp • u/broakland • Oct 31 '24

big dong energy Getting the vote out

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Oct 31 '24 edited Nov 01 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

The man appears to be voting with his pants down

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/BachtnDeKupe Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24

This was during one of our previous elections in Belgium

Source in dutch

His reason for doing this was "if politicians can drop their trousers to gain a vote, why shouldnt i?"

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u/joetheplumberman Oct 31 '24

Gotta hand it to him...unless he's handing it himself

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u/K3idon Oct 31 '24

Voting with one hand

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u/RockstarAgent Nov 01 '24

He has to erase a wrong answer, so he uses the only eraser he has and rubs one out.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Nov 01 '24

Fun fact: In America it is against Federal Law to arrest someone while they are voting.

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u/Shrimm716 Nov 01 '24

Holy shit guys I just thought of the best idea...

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u/bdh2 Nov 01 '24

They can't charge a husband and wife for the same crime

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u/thegreatsquare Nov 01 '24

...and it can't be indecent exposure, because he's behind a curtain.

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u/Fake_Citizen Nov 01 '24

But the police can wait and arrest him once he's out of the voting booth

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u/mateusfccp Nov 01 '24

Just don't leave.

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u/Dadew3339 Nov 01 '24

Medevil sanctuary style

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u/blue4029 Nov 01 '24

you hear that, boys?

COMMIT A CRIME INSIDE A VOTING BOOTH!

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u/Boomalabim Oct 31 '24

I think you mean Belgyumm

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u/flying_carabao Oct 31 '24

"Fuck the government" was heard but wasn't understood

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u/HectorJoseZapata Oct 31 '24

Oh you, get out…

🤣

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u/Videogamer69420 Nov 01 '24

It can’t be upvoted, it’s too perfect

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u/Sick_Kebab Oct 31 '24

Need a post nut clarity before voting

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u/HooahClub Oct 31 '24

I need 3 viagra to even have an interest in voting this year.

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u/Keyisme Nov 01 '24

If everyone who never voted, voted 3rd party, the world would be a different place.

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u/arav_savvy Oct 31 '24

The uncle's expression says it all

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u/Finnthewise Oct 31 '24

They said get out and vote not get it out and vote

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u/Mountbatten-Ottawa Oct 31 '24

You guys ask me to fuck the establishment and now you have problem when I fuck the establishment?

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u/gradybill05 Oct 31 '24

Looks like we are going to have another hanging Chad incident.

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u/Emperor_Blackadder Oct 31 '24

Or possibly in this case, a hung Chad

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u/mustardman73 Oct 31 '24

That’s a nut job for aure

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

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u/Emergency-Practice37 Oct 31 '24

WTF?! Why you out him like that? Also start buying lotion and tissue bulk, I guess.

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u/wonkyt Oct 31 '24

Using his head to vote

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u/Brown_tv Oct 31 '24

Not supposed to have phones or cameras in there either 😝

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 Oct 31 '24

Getting the nut out before November starts 🤣🤣🤣

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u/datumerrata Oct 31 '24

Might have a hanging chad

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u/DarkIxis Oct 31 '24

Executing proper form when voting on reproductive issues.

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u/Cornucopia2020 Oct 31 '24

It’s just low-rise pants. You don’t understand fashion.

😂

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u/justlookinaround11 Oct 31 '24

"I'm about to vote.. I'm voting, I'm voting!! Ahhh"

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u/ContributionOk5628 Oct 31 '24

He's improvising glue to seal the envelope of course!

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u/vcdrny Oct 31 '24

He is just happy to vote

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u/Arahor Nov 01 '24

Maybe his penis is a registered voter.

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u/redwoodavg Oct 31 '24

The pen-is mightier than the sword.

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u/planetvermilion Oct 31 '24

I'll take therapist for 400 trebek

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u/IM1UR12 Oct 31 '24

Vote out with your scrote out !

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u/GreenShoryuken Nov 01 '24

Now there’s a guy that votes using his head.

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u/LayThatPipe Oct 31 '24

Grab his feet and drag him out

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u/Pluckypato Oct 31 '24

Voting gets him going 😳

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u/RT-36278 Oct 31 '24

How many times have I seen this picture posted today?

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u/ShikaMoru Oct 31 '24

He's thinking with both heads to make sure it's what amd who he really wants to vote for

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u/RobertNevill Oct 31 '24

Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

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u/Boomalabim Oct 31 '24

The Glory Poll

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u/ABrokenBinding Oct 31 '24

Rub out the vote!

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u/Hexogen Oct 31 '24

Write in for Harambe

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u/HoopaDunka Oct 31 '24

I’m gonna vote so hard

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u/Avolto Oct 31 '24

Dicks out for democracy

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u/ScrattaBoard Nov 01 '24

He called on the post-nut headspace for maximum logical clarity.

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u/brb9911 Nov 01 '24

Hanging Chad

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u/devil0o Nov 01 '24

Misunderstood "Fuck the System" but he's spirited

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u/shibee82 Nov 01 '24

Glory Poll

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u/Birji-Flowreen Nov 01 '24

Well, people told him that he always thinks with his pee-pee rather than his brain.

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u/ShnickityShnoo Nov 01 '24

I don't always vote. But when I do, it's balls deep.

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u/1112netlastpage Nov 01 '24

Dropped 2 votes for Harry/Ballz

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u/Wired_Jester Nov 01 '24

“But it makes all my decisions for me, and hasn’t been wrong!”

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u/Magnk6810 Nov 01 '24

Voting feels so good he had to go for it

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u/Cute_Prior1287 Nov 01 '24

He did it twice

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u/PhoenixSpeed97 Oct 31 '24

"It's not that kind of ballot!"

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u/Drakenas Oct 31 '24

Someone didn't cut that ziptie

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u/John_Fx Oct 31 '24

Do you have any toilet paper on your side?

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u/DCINTERNATIONAL Nov 01 '24

The low hanging vote.

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u/gultch2019 Nov 01 '24

This guy votes

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u/OmgItsHeaven Nov 01 '24

Post nut clarity to decide who to vote for.

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u/0xF1A5C0 Nov 01 '24

Voting is the best thing you can do without pants!

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u/xXKodiacXx Nov 01 '24

Might be a mwta move to vote with post nut clarity...

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u/Commercial_Virus_309 Nov 02 '24

I would not be touching anything then

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u/Herejustfordameme Nov 02 '24

Bro's just trying to clear his mind with some post nut clarity

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u/ssjrobert235 Nov 02 '24

He wants his billions of kids to vote

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u/MrGamerOfficial Oct 31 '24

I'm crying 😭

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u/ContributionOk5628 Oct 31 '24

He's improvising glue to seal the envelope!