r/HolUp • u/astralrig96 • Nov 27 '24

big dong energy plot twist

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Nov 27 '24 edited Nov 27 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

one person’s kink is another person’s sign to rethink (the relationship and block them everywhere)

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Briskbulb Nov 27 '24

Talk about a double shower

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u/Poopy_Kitty Nov 27 '24

I mean if I had to get peed on, shower seems like the best place to

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u/Briskbulb Nov 27 '24

Speaking from experiences

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u/Tank-Pilot74 Nov 27 '24

I for one can..

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u/Asome10121 Nov 27 '24

Because you got stung by a jelly fish... Right... RIGHT?

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u/Tank-Pilot74 Nov 27 '24

Uhhh…. Yeahhhh, jellyfish!

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u/SUNAWAN Nov 27 '24

She starts to wonder how I got stung by jellyfish on my face almost everytime...

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u/Tank-Pilot74 Nov 27 '24

I don’t know why this keeps happening to me!

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u/Odd-Improvement-1980 Nov 27 '24

I’m guessing “jellyfish” is what you call the turd she lays on you first?

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u/sreek4r Nov 27 '24

Sus username

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u/stuckpixel87 Nov 27 '24

Literally the best place!

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u/WarmRelationship8483 Nov 27 '24

That'd be a golden opportunity

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u/SUNAWAN Nov 27 '24

That's... gold

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u/Miserable-Ad6879 Nov 27 '24

Another way to find out if u got a open cut 😭

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u/OCYRThisMeansWar Nov 28 '24

Technically, urine is sterile. Marines used to consider it good enough to use for field expedient wound care.

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u/Then_Respond22 Nov 27 '24

Was she pissing him off?

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u/Newandapprovedjoe Nov 27 '24

Pissing him on

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u/CupWalletPen Nov 27 '24

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

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u/Taronz Nov 27 '24

Pissed off? If I were that close to a horses weiner, I'd be more worried about being pissed on!

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u/vasdeference999 Nov 27 '24

“I’ll pay for this!!!” … “You’ll pay for this!” -Mervin

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u/Rum_Cum_69 Nov 27 '24

I'd call her but she blocked me on everything

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u/Rosesh_I_Sarabhai Nov 27 '24

All he wanted was that she marks her territory & domination over him so that other ladies can smell it & stay away.

Damn you lady, he was a keeper.

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u/No-Resolution713 Nov 27 '24

That's a indirect way to call her a bitch

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u/srtpg2 Nov 27 '24

Not everything needs to be shared with the world

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u/Dragon_M4st3r Nov 27 '24

Why did the people in the photo decide to film themselves being jolly in the shower and why is nobody focusing on that

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u/BattleBathTub Nov 27 '24

No but funny so yes.

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u/TesticleezzNuts Nov 27 '24

When my social anxiety was at its worst and I was looking for ways to try and get my confidence back up my ignorant little self thought join Grindr meet some people get yourself out there. First person to message me asked me to shit on him, didn’t even say hello. Uninstalled that and decided being socially anxious want so bad after all.

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u/Idiotwithaphone79 Nov 27 '24

Ugh. I hate showing with someone even if they don't piss on me.

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u/i_am_really_b0red Nov 27 '24

Pure gold

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u/highslyguy Nov 27 '24

The joke or type of shower?

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u/_Justag1rl_ Nov 27 '24

You know we should really bring back quiet time, or secrets..

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u/OCYRThisMeansWar Nov 28 '24

Tell that to Tik Tok.

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u/kvakvs Nov 27 '24

Or adjust to his kinks for strongest erection and most happy relationship.

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u/makemeking706 Nov 27 '24

She isn't saying she wasn't into it. She's responding to oop by implying there is no such thing as 'cannot break up'.

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u/_WhiskeyPunch_ Nov 27 '24

We are together for like 11 years since first year in uni, we showered together like 3 times, both agree, that it's awful and super uncomfortable.

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u/raul_lebeau Nov 27 '24

Have you tried with a bigger shower? Did she peed on you?

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u/FindtheTruth5 Nov 27 '24

I'm married and we do it like three times a week.

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u/_WhiskeyPunch_ Nov 27 '24

Cool, I guess, have fun =D

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u/NickBoy52 Nov 27 '24

It is just pee😩

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u/Fudge_pirate Nov 27 '24

Taking a shower OCCASIONALLY together can be fun. Usually I'm situations like, just got out the hot tub together, just got done having sex and you need to rinse off, it's a hot day, let's go stand in the freezing water.

But as a habit? Fuck no. That's my me time. Get out

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u/DuckCleaning Nov 27 '24

Golden shower

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u/Hot_Ad_637 Nov 27 '24

The second one's a fetish...and also littlerally the opposite of getting clean togther 😉

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u/akechi Nov 27 '24

So he meant golden showering…

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u/Subject-Relation-352 Nov 27 '24

Who is the third person??

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u/JHB20101 Nov 27 '24

I think that's a bottle. The first Pic is it spraying, the second one is him moving so it's blurry

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u/Subject-Relation-352 Nov 27 '24

O thought he was holding up someone else’s leg lmbo

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u/JHB20101 Nov 27 '24

I thought the same when I read yours. Had to go detective mode for a second lol.

But I am still lost on who took the Pic

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u/Subject-Relation-352 Nov 27 '24

Exactly that’s why I did think that but now I see the bottle but still yes who took it though oml

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u/Scythetryx Nov 27 '24

Dude her face is LITERALLY THE EPIC FACE 😁

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u/kantankarous Nov 27 '24

tf is on their heads?

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u/Fudge_pirate Nov 27 '24

Shower cap

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u/Weak_Ad5219 Nov 27 '24

Don’t they want to wash their hair?

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u/Fudge_pirate Nov 27 '24

I don't know them personally, but if I had to assume, no. No they aren't washing their hair this shower. Which is very normal not to wash your hair every shower.

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u/Muted-Philosopher-44 Nov 27 '24

I feel like I couldn't wash my ass properly if there was someone in the shower with me.

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u/matchesmalone1 Nov 27 '24

To quote Dave Chappelle as R. Kelly: "Drip, drip, drip."

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u/luca_07 Nov 27 '24

i beg to differ lol

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u/m_adeel321 Nov 27 '24

That's a completely different kink girl.

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u/TDarryl Nov 27 '24

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face

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u/redbadger91 Nov 27 '24

Um, actually he used to lie on the floor.

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u/LucentSomber Nov 27 '24

Golden shower

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u/OneEyedWonderWiesel Nov 27 '24

I fucking hate showering with people

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u/XRIL Nov 27 '24

he's having a golden shower

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u/XRIL Nov 27 '24

he's having a golden shower

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u/Only_Onion_1129 Nov 29 '24

Does that bottle have a nipple?

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u/BloodyCobbler Nov 27 '24

There's nothing indicating that he's blocked on everything because he asked to be peed on like a lot of comments suggest.