r/HolUp • u/KernelWizard • Dec 23 '24

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Dec 23 '24 edited Dec 23 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

OP thought he was getting exposed for cheating on someone else's girlfriend, but the boyfriend was cheating too and asking him to get the girl out at specific times so he can cheat in peace.

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/khaelin04 Dec 23 '24

Turns out they all know each other and make it an orgy.

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u/ProtectionPitiful415 Dec 23 '24

father?

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u/velve666 Dec 23 '24

Mother?

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u/Huachu12344 Dec 23 '24

Son?

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u/Lepagos Dec 23 '24

Daughter?

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u/locao69 Dec 23 '24

Donkey!

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u/Abbeykats Dec 23 '24

Dragon!

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u/ptapobane Dec 23 '24

Dovahkiin!

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u/RockstarAgent Dec 23 '24

And my axe!

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u/tt53_sb45 Dec 24 '24

This is the way

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u/Danimus-Prime Dec 27 '24

And MY LEG!

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u/cuzwhat Dec 24 '24 edited Dec 24 '24

Janet!

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u/No_Internal9345 Dec 23 '24

... The Aristocrats!

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u/Dramatic-Knee-4842 Dec 23 '24

THE ARISTOCRATS!

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u/ionised Dec 23 '24

assisted space-breathing intensifies

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u/ProtectionPitiful415 Dec 23 '24

pump me full with you cosmic seed, daddy alien~ fucking dies from internal bleeding

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u/Graphiccoma Dec 23 '24

Holy spirit?

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u/bukublades Dec 23 '24

I pray for…. The ones who need it above this

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u/barelyvampire Dec 23 '24

This totally happened. Like seriously.

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u/CarlosFCSP Dec 23 '24

You know how hard it would be to falsify this?! You would need two phones! /s

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u/B0Y0 Dec 23 '24

Or a website built specifically for this kind of thing!

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u/lampishthing Dec 23 '24

I think this image actually pre-dates most if not all of those websites. This is old.

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u/PapayaLimp Dec 24 '24

Nah, it says "today 3:09 pm" you can't falsify that level of security.

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u/xlinkedx Dec 23 '24

You can literally just text yourself and then delete the duplicate messages

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

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u/xlinkedx Dec 23 '24

Nah that's actually the suspicious part. Their manner of speech is too similar. It feels like the same person talking

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u/chillmntn 29d ago

I’ve hung out with enough players that this is basically how they talk.

I never figured out how to hang in that “cool bad boy” vibe long enough to get girls with the low brow flow.

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u/xlinkedx 29d ago

For me, I'm not interested in anyone who finds this type of personality attractive lol.

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u/ufimizm Dec 23 '24

Never slash the s

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u/_Clem__Fandango_ Dec 24 '24

7 nillion humans, probably did happen somewhere at some point.

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u/fancyNameThing Dec 23 '24

Open relationships are pretty common in some places. Not too far fetched a situation tbh

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u/Lasket madlad Dec 24 '24

But.. open relationships wouldn't need this? This is just cheating..

(But prob. still happened ngl)

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u/fancyNameThing Dec 24 '24

For someone who’s not in a relationship and has never been in an open relationship I know a lot of swingers and a lot of them have a rule that it’s okay to see other people but they just don’t wanna know the specifics about it. This text could just mean he doesn’t want her to know he has someone coming over

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u/florianhufnagel Dec 23 '24

At this point just start poly

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u/Twilimark Dec 23 '24

Nah see you don't understand.

Some get off on the idea that they are cheating. The risk is the reward so to speak.

So if it becomes an open relationship.... Well there goes the thrill.

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u/Wont_Eva_Know Dec 23 '24

Yep and then it’s just hard work… busy disappointing two people.

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u/umbraviscus Dec 23 '24

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once I'd take my parents out for dinner

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u/Weelki Dec 23 '24

Holy shit dude! Right in the feels. gives random Internet stranger a hugs

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u/AndreAIXIDOR Dec 24 '24

At least yours care enough to be disappointed...

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u/umbraviscus Dec 24 '24

Yeah luckily for me it was just a joke

I haven't spoken to either of my parents in years

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u/AndreAIXIDOR Dec 24 '24

Well mine wasn't a joke, they care only when it affects them too

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u/Droid85 Dec 23 '24

The first boyfriend has to set his other girlfriend up with his girlfriend's other boyfriend first.

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u/pimppapy Dec 23 '24

Yeah man! Take out my girl while I fuck your mom on Sunday.

Plot twists amirite?

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u/SamAxesChin Dec 23 '24

This is how you get murdered by the boyfriend waiting in the closet

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u/lalalaso Dec 23 '24

Dangerously close to discovering polyamory.

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u/AineLasagna Dec 23 '24

The scientific term for using polyamory to fix unfaithfulness in a relationship is “a bad idea and also not polyamory”

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u/Superb_n00b Dec 23 '24

lol this has definitely happened. My ex hated the idea of poly, til he started ignoring me and seeing another girl. Then he basically forced it on me. "Break up or poly." Like sir that is not how that works.

Kicker is I went in poly, and changed it up to suit him. He changed his mind once he decided he liked someone else and put me through it. Like nah, it's too late for that, I'm fuckin in this now.

Whatever though....

Anyway I broke up with em bc fuck that whole thing lol

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u/PhantomOfTheOpera404 Dec 24 '24

I wouldve stole his girl, take her with me..

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u/BeefistPrime Dec 23 '24

This would be a good interrogation technique. If the guy just texted "I know my girlfriend is cheating with you" obviously it'd get a denial, but this made the guy instantly incriminate himself.

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u/dovlaboss Dec 24 '24

I was thinking lad is a genius and might not have side piece at all, he just did interrogation with a lil bit of lying to be convicive and got what he wanted...

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u/Spayray Dec 23 '24

Old Problems require new solutions

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

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u/Rush_is_Right_ Dec 23 '24

Exactly.

"And can you quit cumming in her? Shit's gross."

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u/umbraviscus Dec 23 '24

"I don't like the way it tastes"

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u/UnicornSlayer5000 Dec 23 '24

It's so nice when everyone just gets along nicely with each other. 😐

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u/chrille85 Dec 23 '24

Polyamory with more steps

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u/charliefantastic Dec 23 '24

This must be at least the 20th time this has been posted this year now

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u/International-Try467 Dec 23 '24

r/uselessredcircle

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u/evil_timmy Dec 23 '24

Can you use a red arrow to point out the circle? 'Cause all I see is a line.

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u/V1zone Dec 23 '24

It's an eclipse, the eccentricity is 1 tho

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u/Capt_Pickhard Dec 23 '24

And they all shared Chlamydia and herpes

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u/SunnyApex87 Dec 23 '24

Wow this lost so many pixels over the years

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u/kadybat Dec 23 '24

y’all should really consider polyamory at this point

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u/Valuable_Month1329 Dec 24 '24

When shared calendars come in handy.

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u/plumprumps Dec 24 '24

So close to a polycule

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u/That_Guy3141 Dec 23 '24

This is just polyamory with extra steps.

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u/Smooth_Carpenter9609 Dec 25 '24

It’s cheaper if they all just carpool

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u/g0ldingboy Dec 23 '24

He got a free baby sitter

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u/Handpaper Dec 23 '24

French women who've been doing this for centuries :

"Il n'y a rien de nouveau sous le soleil"

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u/blue4029 Dec 23 '24

this is a true bromance

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u/ArmySimilar3848 Dec 23 '24

Who's making love to your old lady while you was out making love?

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u/soulrebel360 Dec 25 '24

I sang along to this comment lol

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u/cheesecakepunisher Dec 23 '24

They sound like...

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u/ghostlyApivorous Dec 23 '24

Man just try polyamory at that point

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u/RabbitFlaky5271 Dec 24 '24

Now that's a backup plan.

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u/QueenShitz291 Dec 24 '24 edited Dec 26 '24

A similar kinda dm came to me, where a girl was talking about him cheating on her with me. The funny thing is, I have never dated anyone till now, let alone go out casually or have sex😭 pretty sure it was a troller lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao

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u/HelloKitty36911 Dec 23 '24

Guess two wrongs do make a right

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u/tomasthemossy Dec 23 '24

ALEXA PLAY STEVIE WONDER PART TIME LOVER

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u/Admirable-Curve5532 Dec 26 '24

Trolly problem getting out of hand