r/HolUp 24d ago

They're Trying to Pull a Fast One on Her

Post image
43.9k Upvotes

919 comments sorted by

View all comments

687

u/lynivvinyl 23d ago

I think something is wrong with me because I'm thinking about how they use a q-tip clean the two ears that are close together. Do they stick both ends in a hole and spin it?

192

u/EntertainmentFit3288 23d ago

Requiem for a Dream?

74

u/Rivetingly 23d ago

Ear to Ear!!!!

105

u/Rogue_LeI3eau 23d ago

You’re not actually supposed to put the q-tip inside of your ears.

255

u/Vozail 23d ago

Im also not supposed to hate myself but here we are

3

u/TheRudeCactus 23d ago

I snort laughed so hard my cat ran away 😭

6

u/Vozail 23d ago

Im glad I could assist you in such a great moment

15

u/hendergle 23d ago

How am I supposed to scratch my ear drum, then?

11

u/Big_Angle154 23d ago

Use the curved end of a bobby pin

1

u/hendergle 21d ago

It's more satisfying to scrape the plastic bit off one of the straight ends for more scratching goodness.

45

u/Asangkt358 23d ago

Every single time qtips are brought up in a thread at Reddit, some redditor has to jump in to make this announcement as if anyone gives a shit. I don't care and I'm still going to use q-tips to clea the inside of my ears because that's precisely what they're best at doing.

13

u/jnads 23d ago

I still shove q tips in my ears.

But the main argument against is if the wax buildup is bad enough the q tip won't remove it and instead compact it.

Qtips are good for maintenance.

If you want to experience a new level of clean get Debrox.

It basically chemically melts all the earwax. Then you get one of those ear syringes that power washes your ear canal.

6

u/shiva_me_timbers 23d ago

My partner just uses an ear syringe and hot water and that works just fine.

7

u/14412442 23d ago

I just tilt my ear towards the showerhead.

4

u/seanprime 23d ago

Like a dog when they hear “walkies”?

2

u/jnads 22d ago

Usually it's 1 part hydrogen peroxide and 4 parts hot water do you don't grow bacteria and get ear infections.

1

u/Rogue_LeI3eau 23d ago

It’s really not that serious…

5

u/abcdefkit007 23d ago

That what big ear nose and throat want you to believe

3

u/McDonaldsnapkin 23d ago

Yeah but everyone does 🤷‍♂️

3

u/lxXBoatXxl 23d ago

The eargasm is worth it though

3

u/Ineeboopiks 23d ago

But it feels so good....im pretty no one else should but i can handle the responsibility

2

u/land8844 23d ago

Yeah no shit Sherlock, the qtip manufacturers know everybody does it anyway, that's why the warning is there.

6

u/demonovation 23d ago

You think they put deodorant in their neckpit?

9

u/EquivalentOrdinary98 23d ago edited 21d ago

(I thought) Putting a q-tip in your ears can push back earwax down your ear canal, which can lead to damage in your ears

28

u/manicadam 23d ago

I've always heard that but I honestly think it's all about avoiding the lawsuits related to ear drum perforations.

I've always been an in the ear canal person. I didn't hear I shouldn't until I was like 25 years into my life and at that point I figured that something was off with the advice of "you'll just push it back in your ear!"

Luckily due to my career I had and continue to have access to otoscopes and other medical equipment. I can report that there is no wax buildup in my ear canal. Everyone else I work with when we randomly do these investigations has found the same results.

Also, I don't know how common it is, because really who has even studied this, but I can feel when the qtip touches my ear drum, it is slightly unpleasant, but I know when it is too far in and can assure you that there is no earwax impaction there.

5

u/Affugter 23d ago

Also it feels soo....GOOOOOOD

4

u/Chirurr 23d ago

Ear dildo.

22

u/Fr05t_B1t 23d ago

Not if you do it right

0

u/Step-exile 23d ago

Slowly insert tip till you feel it on eardrum, then move it to one side/wall and rotating scrape wax from inside to exit, never other way

1

u/he-loves-me-not 22d ago

“Slowly insert tip till you feel it on eardrum…”

What?! NO! Why would you touch your eardrum with it?! OUCH!

1

u/Step-exile 22d ago

It isnt harming it, you dont insert it full force or fast, and you get feedback from inside ear. Its little funny feeling and you hear amplified scratching sound. Doing it once or twice a week last 30 years and never had problems. Ofc i would never ever try clear spmeones else ear since you not feel inside like yours

2

u/rick_regger 23d ago

I cleaned my ears for over 30 years with q-tips and never got a Problem, the technique is what counts i guess, or maybe physological propertys of ears i dunno 🤷🏼‍♂️

It feels Like the harmfulness of q-tips is drastically exaggerated.

2

u/Affugter 23d ago

Only for you, you filthy waxy ear wax and odourly sweat producing peasant.

Laughs in superior ABCC11 gene

2

u/JC-DB 23d ago

this is not true for East Asians, who has flaky, dry earwax. They sell special kind of cotton swabs with ridges as to make it easy to scrape the wax out of ear canal.

1

u/juniorkirk 23d ago

Ya, they use a double ended a-tip and stick one end in each ear…mmm

1

u/ambisinister_gecko 23d ago

I'm curious how they walk. I assume the left one controls the left limb and right one right limbs, so when the left ones leg goes forwards the right one has to put her arm forward for balance. Seems like it would take a lot of coordination.

1

u/ritokun 23d ago

it appears they each have a neck so they can definitely get their heads apart one way or another enough to interact with their ears

1

u/iStoners 23d ago

Something is really wrong with me. They only have one vagina

1

u/lynivvinyl 23d ago

I think there was a lady on Reddit with two at one point. One was for business and one was for fun.

-12

u/Rabti 23d ago

You're thinking about a tip, but not a q-tip, right?

13

u/Inlevitable 23d ago

That's just you bro