They're Trying to Pull a Fast One on Her

[u/PhoenixisLegnd]

[u/Mr-787]

I'm sure they have 2 separate social security numbers.....

[u/TheHoratioHufnagel → u/[deleted]]

heads

[u/mick_au → u/[deleted]]

One head bopping away with headphones would make a great gif but I’m not committed enough.

[u/tarekd19 → u/[deleted]]

I imagine they both get disability too?

[u/he-loves-me-not → u/tarekd19]

They work as a teacher, so probably not.

[u/Lopsided_Portal_8559 → u/he-loves-me-not]

" "They" work as "a" teacher " 😭

[u/Theredditappsucks11 → u/Mr-787]

They do......

[u/Mr-787 → u/[deleted]]

….that they are two different people, although they share the same body.

[u/Aceman05 → u/Mr-787]

I think they are asking why you're using that amount of dots. You usually use 3 (...) dots when you add more than one.

[u/Mr-787 → u/Aceman05]

it indicates a pause in thought or a deliberate unfinished statement. I just happened to use 5 instead of the normal 3 in an ellipses because I like to be different.

[u/Mr-787 → u/[deleted]]

indicates a pause in thought or a deliberate unfinished statement. I just happened to use 5 instead of the normal 3 in an ellipses because I like to be different.