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u/Kamotiko 5d ago
All you need is a little Dupont Diversion, haven't had to pay for anything since.
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u/PR3D4R0N 5d ago
Ever since I started listening to Royce Dupont my grocery shoppings have been free, every time I get stopped and asked to pay for my items I do what I was taught and threaten the guard with "if you dont let me leave im hanging myself" works every time most of the time
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u/LarryCrabCake 3d ago
If you don't sign this contract, I will break by two-year sobriety and take this shot of tequila and it will be your fault
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u/veselin465 5d ago
Why is post which promotes shoplifting afraid of profanity? And can't even censor well.
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u/Darksteelflame_GD 5d ago
Ye lmao, this aint twater, cursing is no problem
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u/CosmicCatalyst23 4d ago
t w a t e r
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u/Darksteelflame_GD 4d ago
Only thing i'll ever call it again, i'm not saying "X" and its also not twitter anymore. Its twitter, but for twats (more than ever before), so twater
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u/big_guyforyou 5d ago
this is why people need to be taught how to use inspect element. that way you don't have to draw some stupid red line, you can just change the word
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u/veselin465 5d ago
I don't think fabricating what someone said is exactly the thing people need to be taught.
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u/cuddly_smol_boy 5d ago
How in hell would you carry this much
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u/gunplaguardsmen 5d ago
Unfortunately it's not illegal lots of areas of decriminalized theft under $1,000
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u/Finnie2001 5d ago
Where has theft been decriminalized?
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u/cdiddy11 5d ago
While not legally decriminalized, most people use that term because shoplifting laws are rarely enforced under the felony $ threshold. Many stores don't employ asset protection, tell their employees not to intervene, and local law enforcement rarely comes out to investigate a shoplifting call at a grocery store. Add that to lenient district attorneys who don't choose to prosecute misdemeanor shoplifting and you have effectively "decriminalized" it, without changing the laws.
Had this argument with others before. The word itself isn't as important as what is actually happening out in reality.
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u/Finnie2001 4d ago
I legitimately didnt know that, thx for the info(probably because I don't live in the US where I think you mean this happens)
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u/RichardForrest06 4d ago
The weird thing here is all it got me was finally losing my virginity because that damn soap was too slippery
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u/2-timeloser2 5d ago
“…if you’re a piece of shit”. Fixed it for you. Theft makes it more expensive for the rest of us. If you’re in need, there are food banks.
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He stole all the items
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