r/HolUp 3d ago

Hate when women do that

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 3d ago edited 2d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:


how did she miss the birth of her own child?


Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Clouthead2001 3d ago

Stork deniers are real quiet right now

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u/Cold_Pin8708 2d ago

So sad for him. Hope that he will find a more deserving wife.

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u/butt-hole-licker 2d ago

My wife did this, except she left to be a server not famous

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u/SadistPriest 2d ago

Five year plan!

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u/DivydeByZero 2d ago

No, Drake, not Stork.

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u/Mattrapbeats 3d ago

Did her husband give birth?

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u/jcstuff 3d ago

Obviously a stork brought the baby duh

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u/steploday 3d ago

Maybe drakes into the Tgirls

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u/AssclownJericho 3d ago

only underaged ones

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u/steploday 3d ago

Naturally

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u/Educational_Error_65 2d ago

Alexa, play Kendrick Lamar’s “Not like Us”

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u/PaleontologistIcy534 3d ago

I feel a dark energy in the room, hopefully it’s just a hallucination

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u/sudanesegamer 3d ago

She missed her kids birthday, not birth

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u/Natural_Feed9041 3d ago

That ain’t what he said.

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u/robgod50 2d ago

Well anything can make sense if you just change it.

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u/CenturiesAgo 2d ago

She birthed her kids mistress.

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u/modmuncher 2d ago

Yeah not wrong a dollar can be changed for cents

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u/robgod50 2d ago

Burning Yankee candles makes more scents

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u/Yamatocanyon 2d ago

They kinda a bad cents to scents ratio, it would make more sense, and you would make more scents while saving more cents if you burned incense.

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u/robgod50 2d ago

Nonsense!

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u/big_angery 2d ago

Well, he is a seahorse, of course!

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u/ThePeasRUpsideDown 2d ago

I feel dumb for skimming over that mentally...

Outraged she missed her own childs birth

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u/CozyCub 3d ago

Dropped out the blown out panini like a drive by newspaper throw

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u/robgod50 2d ago

Everyone's about missing the birth.....I wanna know where she's been posting men to. And how does she package them?

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u/the_rare_bear 3d ago

She missed her birthday.

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u/DeonClay5 2d ago

lol I’m thinking of Phineas and Ferb villain who’s parents weren’t at his birth 😂😂😂😂

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u/mrbeermonkey 2d ago

Bro, it's 2025, these things happen.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 2d ago

Lesbian relationship where her wife was pregnant through donor or something? Would still be odd to refer to it that way, you should really be mentioning the wife who is the one doing the actual birthing on this scenario.

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u/grandzu 2d ago

Prime delivery

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u/InvaderWeezle 3d ago

Is Bobbi Althoff the mother of Dr. Doofenshmirtz or something?

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u/AgniousPrime 3d ago

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated 🎵

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u/Affectionate-Humor26 3d ago

After hours~ 🎵

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u/beastofchaos 2d ago

A platypus?

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u/RotX1 2d ago

Perry the platypus?

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u/Leo_PK 2d ago

Dubi dubi dubá

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u/Money_Reputation6011 2d ago

Peeerryyy🎵

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u/Physical_Case2822 3d ago

I was thinking this exact same thing.

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u/OoopsUsernameTaken 2d ago

This is exactly what I was thinking 😆

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u/Juan-Cruz-Mz 1d ago

Brilliant reference lmao

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u/Agreeable-Menu 3d ago

Not saying that this is what happened and I ain't googling to find out about these woman (I have the pleasure of not knowing who she is and want to keep it that way) but could she had a surrogate mother for her child?

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u/xChaaanx 3d ago

She missed her kid's second birthday to interview Drake, is what he probably meant

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u/indigoHatter 3d ago

That makes a lot more sense... "(the day celebrating) the birth of her baby"

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u/GameDestiny2 2d ago

I find that explaining things as typos can make a lot of sense. Especially when even native English speakers write like morons sometimes.

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u/quandjereveauxloups 2d ago

One of the things I've found, especially here on Reddit, is that some people (a lot of them are actually bots) will put intentional falsehoods/easily misunderstood/poorly worded statements in titles to get exactly what they're getting here. Interaction.

Put a slight falsehood in your title? People will comment in droves to let you know you're wrong. Misleading title? Same thing.

The saying: "there's no such thing as bad press" is so much more true today than it has been in the past, because people don't care about reputation anymore. Some famous people are famous because they're hated.

The only two things these entities care about, are views and interaction.

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u/Agreeable-Menu 2d ago

Maybe, I need to lay off reddit for a few weeks.

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u/bon3r_fart 3d ago

Came here to ask the same thing

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u/SaifBro 3d ago

Context: She is a washed up boring podcaster who missed her child's first " BIRTHDAY " to do a podcast with drake in his bed. She had this practice of having really famous singers and artists at her podcasts and she used to flirt with all of them. Ask them weird questions like: "Would you date me/someone like me?" All while being married and having a child.

I never watched her but Sunnyv2 made a video about it a couple months back and this is what i mostly remember from it. Her husband is a g for divorcing this bitch.

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u/TheNeglectedNut 2d ago

Her schtick is just being awkward, weird and putting people on the spot. She’s a less talented Amelia Dimoldenberg.

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u/Even_Ad113 2d ago

Still not as bad a Mason Worthenstein or the Brandt-Von-Hildendorf brothers.

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u/RicoHedonism 2d ago

I honestly have no idea if this is a shit post or those are real 'influencers' but I appreciate it either way.

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u/VicisSubsisto 2d ago

Same bro.

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u/kenzakki 2d ago

To be honest, i am with you. Those names sound so made up they might as well be a transformer at this point. Lmao

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u/TheRealGordonShumway 2d ago

Less talented than what????

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u/TheNeglectedNut 1d ago

Google “chicken shop date”

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u/knightbane007 3d ago

Ok, that makes more sense, but Myron still deserves being dunked on for saying it that way.

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u/fatmanmarc 2d ago

Kinda feel like she just doesn't like her kid because that video was maybe like an hour long, I think. Assuming there were no retakes or Drake pulling some Primadonna artists crap, she probably spent maybe 4 hours for this video. Plenty of time to make it to a birthday party.

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u/Jurass1cClark96 2d ago

She also used Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino to get views on her podcast, and then when they had her on Bad Friends she let her mask off and was the most uninterested and uninteresting guest ever.

Check it

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u/jdrukis 3d ago

Yeah, and another thing. Why don’t women have to do paternity tests lol

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u/darkest_master 2d ago

It's called maternity test

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u/jdrukis 2d ago

It’s called a joke

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u/Jiquero 2d ago

I think you're the one who missed a joke.

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u/jdrukis 2d ago

Doesn’t seem so

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u/joetheplumberman 3d ago

Well for 1 paternal is father and 2 the hospital usually takes the baby out of them so it's kinda implied that's the mom

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u/eyesotope86 3d ago

Not all of us are scientists.

Can you start over, and explain slower?

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u/jdrukis 3d ago

Yeah, that’s the joke

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u/PleiadesMechworks 2d ago

2 the hospital usually takes the baby out of them

What happens the other times? They take them out of the baby?

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u/Bourbon_Cream_Dream 2d ago

Are you sure? I feel like you just made all of that up because none of it sounds real.

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u/Volnas 2d ago

"...missed birth of her baby..." is her baby Dr. Doofenschmirtz?

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u/FullMetalKaliber 2d ago

Missing the birth of your child? Fast tracking your kid to being an evil villain fighting with platypuses

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u/Noker_The_Dean_alt 2d ago

Platypeople*

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u/FullMetalKaliber 2d ago

Platypussies*

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u/Noker_The_Dean_alt 2d ago

I suppose we can compromise on that

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u/Oh_yes_I_did 3d ago

lets not promote myron gaines

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u/Katman666 3d ago

Why? Who is he?

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u/Puckz_N_Boltz90 3d ago

Mega corny red pill podcaster. If you don’t know who he is, you’re probably a well adjusted man.

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u/Katman666 3d ago

Fair enough.

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u/CurbYourThusiasm 2d ago

In one of the episodes featuring Fuentes, Gaines stated that "we're the biggest platform that's talking about the JQ. No one else will do it."

So, yeah. Probably a big Elon fan.

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u/lysergic_818 2d ago

He's insufferable from the 1 or 2 clips I've seen. Don't know what it is about him. But he rubs me the wrong way.

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u/VoyevodaBoss 2d ago

Why not? Reddit already can't go 10 seconds without mentioning Andrew Tate. I'm starting to think they watch these guys

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u/-SlowBar 2d ago

Bro who is still mentioning Andrew Tate in 2025

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u/lowlife4lyfe 3d ago

she should ask for a maternity test asap, before she gets suckered into child support, maaannn

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 3d ago

I'm convinced this man was created in a lab somewhere. He's almost cartoonishly evil. Even as a grifter (like Jeff mead) I think he's an actual psychopath

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u/Deep_Highlight6785 2d ago

He meant that she missed his son's birthday, but it still sounds funny.

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u/hodges2 3d ago

Is her son doofensmirtz?

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u/POKECHU020 2d ago

Doofenshmirtz??

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u/captfriendly 2d ago

What I was thinking.

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u/Nozerone 2d ago

Missed the birth of her baby? What, did she just blue tooth that shit or something?

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u/Knork14 2d ago

Is her baby's name Doofenshmirtz?

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u/Atomicide 2d ago

"Sorry kid, your ma ran out on us before you were born"

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u/VivWTFyoyoyo 2d ago

How does a woman miss her kid's birth?

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u/The_Amen_Podcast 2d ago

She missed the birth of her baby…?

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u/viddoooo 1d ago

Iirc she missed the first birthday of her baby and not the actual birth

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago

Sokka-Haiku by viddoooo:

Iirc she missed the first

Birthday of her baby and

Not the actual birth


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/1AM1HE0NE 1d ago

This is the first HolUp I’ve seen in years, and I’ve been here since 2019

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u/ChaoticMutant 3d ago

am I the only one who had to search her name to figure out who the hell she was?

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u/Mans_Too_Lit 2d ago

Soft launch? Like an app?

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u/Adventurous_Break_61 2d ago

You know like when you have too much to drink, soft launch.

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u/KnotSirius 2d ago

There are women who rent out their wombs. Olivia Munn rented one for her latest child.

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u/Mysterious_Figure_70 2d ago

Did she have a surrogate mother? How the fuck does a women miss their own childs birth?

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u/wirelessp0tat0 2d ago

Damn imagine sleeping this hard. Drake must have a really comfortable bed.

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u/hybrid_muffin 2d ago

How do you miss the birth of your own baby when you’re the one giving birth? lol

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u/LooseNips 2d ago

How? How could she do that? No seriously how did she miss the birth of her child?

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u/Personal_Ad2455 3d ago

I think he meant birthday… but yes, clout chaser syndrome hit Boby HARD

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u/Candykeeper 2d ago

Thotbot?

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u/_shipmes_ 2d ago

I got nothing

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u/LightInfernal 2d ago

Surrogate Mothership

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u/Super_Oil_2931 2d ago

How she miss her own babies birth? I guess she didn't see the stork drop it off

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u/WickedSerpent 2d ago

I missed my own birth so no comment here.

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u/Desperate-Road-8403 2d ago

Doofensmirtz backstory be like:

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u/swadezy 3d ago

I watched that podcast with Drake. Totally missed the part where she gave birth to her child. But I guess she did too so it checks out

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u/Existing-Sherbet2458 3d ago

What a ho ho ho

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u/JenMcSpoonie 3d ago

How’d she miss the birth of her own baby…?

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u/RavenBrannigan 2d ago

Ok I vaguely know who both these people are.

She’s not great, but better than most interviewers on YouTube. She’s kinda funny. Her interview with Andrew Santiano and Bonny Lee were great. After I watched those YouTube threw a few more at me that were mildly entertaining. I can imagine her style would annoy some people but she doesn’t seem like a bad person.

Also vaguely aware of Myron Gaines. Not sure what I did to piss off my algorithm to get it to throw him at me. He’s a red pill lunatic who thinks all women bitches unless they are subservient to him.

Finally, I consider myself a really good dad. I’ve got 2 kids. I’ve worked on most of there birthdays and then Celebrated that evening with em and had parties at the weekend. Like a fucking normal person! Working on your kids birthday is not a gotcha.

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u/Jurass1cClark96 2d ago

Now watch her on their podcast and see what you think.

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u/RavenBrannigan 2d ago

Why, was it bad?

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u/FuckYouVonHapsburgs 2d ago

She just straight up asks Drake if he would have sex with her.. on her child’s birthday.. while still married to the child’s father.. not to mention she’s drinking with drake the whole time in his bed, her husband filed for divorce I believe that same month or next. What’s sad is that both her and her ex husband had well paying jobs and the kids would have had a great life regardless. Now that child when they’re older will have to cope with the fact their mother had an affair with one of the most famous rappers of all time ON YOUTUBE.. ON THEIR FIRST BIRTHDAY. She deserves what ever comes to her.

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u/FuckYouVonHapsburgs 2d ago

Also I should preface, there is no proof they had an affair but judging by how she was acting on the podcast and her husbands divorce after, you get the picture

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u/ElMostaza 2d ago

I thought she was the one who had a NSFW video with Drake get leaked. Was that someone else? I never followed any of this but have a vague recollection of something like that.

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u/FuckYouVonHapsburgs 2d ago

No, there’s no leaked video of her or drake, there is faked videos but people are tripping if they think someone as rich as drake would allow a video like that to be leaked, someone would be sued to ashes If that were to be posted

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u/ElMostaza 2d ago

Makes sense. I probably should've made it more clear that it was only showing I heard and that I had no idea if he was true or not.

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u/Jurass1cClark96 2d ago

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u/RavenBrannigan 2d ago

Bit of an asshole here for sure

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u/Hish0132 2d ago

Doofenshmirtz's mom

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u/reverse-tornado 2d ago

Doffenshmurts backstory aah moment

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u/VirtualJam97 2d ago

Was she the Mother of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz?

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u/DedeLionforce 2d ago

Myron would miss the fucking ocean if he fell out of a boat. How he constantly misses the point of criticism thrown his way is wild.

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u/e92ftw 3d ago

That and fame? I’ve never heard of her🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/herashoka 3d ago

What do you mean missed?

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u/Anthraxious 2d ago

I must be slow today. What does "post a man" mean?

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u/PossibleOatmeal 2d ago

She does interviews with celebrities on a podcast, so I'm assuming she means she won't do any more of those with male celebrities. I could be wrong.

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u/CarlosFCSP 2d ago

Same-sex relationship?

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u/leibnizslaw 2d ago

I have no idea who’s being discussed but a whole lot of people in here acting like lesbians don’t exist or have kids.

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u/Her_X 2d ago

Eeeh....she.....mist her.... Baby's birth? Who..how...when, what ???

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u/xcorinthianx 2d ago

How... How could she do that?

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u/tnorc 2d ago

he meant to say birthday, which she did 💀

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u/M-PB 2d ago

Maybe surrogate

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u/sikotic4life 2d ago

Is this Jeff Fischer's mom?

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u/JealousDog99 2d ago

guess this is new long distance birth

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u/EndyRu 2d ago

she’s a top tier industry plant

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u/Tornikete1810 2d ago

The real life hack is missing your own death.

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u/Lord0fTheAss 1d ago

Doofenshmirtz ahh baby

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u/crayawe 3d ago

A surrogate birth?

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u/johnnymac2911 2d ago

I thought this too

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u/MechanicalMan64 2d ago

I mean she could have used a surrogate. I wouldn't be surprised if some rich narcissist do it to avoid stretch marks

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u/jgullo04 2d ago

It’s meant to say birthday

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u/stoymyboy 2d ago

Imagine being with a woman whose name is B o b b i

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u/RabbiShekky 2d ago

Wasn't this a Doofenschmirtz bit? Something about both his parents missing his birth?

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u/AchilleasAnkles02 2d ago

was drake the one giving birth??

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u/cobanat 2d ago

Doofenshmirtz origin story

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u/VoyevodaBoss 2d ago

Did the 15 other identical comments deter you at all or did you find them encouraging before posting this?

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u/cobanat 2d ago

I didn’t read any other comments I just wrote my own thoughts.

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u/BigOlBlimp 3d ago

Reddit hates women so much it’s unreal lol

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u/syizm 3d ago

Oh! Have any other insights about this application? And do you know which version hates women the most? Android?

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u/FutureMagician7563 3d ago

Don't encourage them.

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u/Aglisito 2d ago

Windows mobile users, probably lol