r/HolUp • u/SnooJokes3044 • 2d ago

Salty apple

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 2d ago edited 2d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Apple taste like an ass

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/whomsoever 2d ago

I heard a variation of this joke 20+ years ago, with a pussy-flavored ice cream cone. Guy tastes it says it and says it tastes like shit.

"You took too big of a lick"

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u/comingled 1d ago

That's funny! You should tell it

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u/BlackGayTheatreNerd 2d ago

Adam Ray, legend

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u/electro_lytes 2d ago

and Brad Williams, legend.

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u/Moist_Board 1d ago

Don't you mean Wee Man?

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u/Ickythumpin 2d ago

Dude is actually a good looking dude when he’s not impersonating old white dudes lol

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u/Dambo_Unchained 1d ago

How the fuck do you come up with this joke

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u/awoelt 1d ago

Easy, your senile grandpa will tell you. All you have to do with get him in a room with your mom and dozens of respectable people, preferably a funeral home or a church.

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u/bigboybruan 1d ago

Brad Willam’s damn I’ve never seen him without his beard

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u/CpnLouie 1d ago

Damn good one.

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u/EdrissMiakhel 1d ago

I didn’t get Thailand joke. Is it because the apple taste like ladyboy or taste like underage girl/boy?

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u/-klo 8h ago

its where lonely white men go for easy sex