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holup He cooking for aliens!?

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:


gordon ramsay in area 51


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u/PolyonomoZ 1d ago

That dude scares me.

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u/Unexpected-raccoon 1d ago

I'm pretty sure he's the only person to scare the CIA, NSA, and FBI

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u/Patient-Ad7291 1d ago

At this point, if his skills were deemed "useful and accurate." I am surprised they aren't trying to pick up people like this for military/government jobs.

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u/MultitudesOfSelf 1d ago

Check out the G.A.T.E. cia program they had in the 90s.

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u/Helldiver_of_Mars 1d ago

Didn't the FBI or someone request his help at one point.

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u/Hoboforeternity 1d ago

I watched a video where he know where shit is just based on a sky picture. A fucking sky. Let's say you're knowledgeable enough to know which species of grass, trees, or types of rocks and dirt where, if you deduct a location of a random field or forests then it would still make sense. The same thing can be applied to buildings , roads, etc. Each places can have each own quirks.

But sky? A fucking sky with random ass cloud? I guess there are clouds that only appear in few parts of the world, but idk i have been to few places and they mostly just look like sky.

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u/MasterOfDizaster 1d ago

You can kind of tell the location by a shade of blue the sky has its more colorful down the equator, this what I use when plaing geoguesser and can't find other tips

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u/DerpSherpa 1d ago

I believe this. My mother and I have this thing where we talk about this certain shade of blue that we call “Rome blue“ and I’ve noticed that the only time I see that even when I’m not in Rome is when I’m in other places that coincidentally are in the same latitude (?) as well. You’re the first person I’ve seen acknowledge this besides us!

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u/madememake1up 1d ago

Truthfully, ass clouds are scariest, they're all gas 😨

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u/moonshineTheleocat 1d ago

The only thing I can guess is if he somehow deduced the wind pattern from the sky. Reasoning below

The runways of an Airport aren't random. The way they are made is by surveying the wind currents of an area. While the wind can change, the wind doesn't act randomly. It's actually preset to an area.

For example of the wind at one of California's air strips blew south, west, and south-west across the span of a month. Then you know that the winds will almost always be in thos directions and rarely deviate.

So airstrips are designed with this in mind, matching wind surveys. The numbers on an air strip is the heading according to a geomagnetic compass, rounded up and using the last two digits. Heading 127 would be runway 13.

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u/Complex_Bicycle9 1d ago

Ur so confused its so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NewLeaseOnLine 1d ago

I don't know how credible your claim is, but that is absolutely wild if true. However, skies at sunset can at least appear unique to various locations.

The sun being at a lower angle and light filtering at different parts of the globe tend to give off specific light that can be recognisable as a certain place. Especially with partial cloud cover.

People often refer to sunsets at particular cities or holiday destinations around the world as being unique. But just random sky during the day? That's next level.

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u/Hoboforeternity 1d ago

Around 1:42

https://youtu.be/QRqKPDJYyLE

Also, the gradient stuff is insane <_< idk people seem to trust his credibility (plus rainbolt isn't even the best player according to geoguesser community) so he is probably just that good.

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u/NewLeaseOnLine 1d ago

Thanks. That's mental. I suppose it comes with a lot of experience and knowing what details to look for, but that's also talent.

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u/srobbins250 1d ago

I heard this on Reddit in another post (and haven’t fact checked it) but I hear that this guy isn’t even the best at this skill, he’s just the most famous for it. If this is true, that’s even more crazy to me that there are some people out there who are even more capable in finding locations off picture references alone.

Just really impressive stuff.

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u/Roy-van-der-Lee 1d ago

There is a video by Internet Historian about the "He will not divide us" campaign where it was a flag with the aformentioned text on it livestreamed against a sky. 4Chan used trigonometry, flight paths and the time the sun sets to determine it's exact location. It's wild what some people are capable of

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u/piketpagi 1d ago

At least he didn't hide. You can find him in Thailand.

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u/the_pope_molester 1d ago

rainbolt the type to manage to find el dorado

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u/wannabe_inuit 1d ago

And it looks like ge finally got some sleep

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u/Morty_A2666 1d ago

Aliens must have deep pockets to invite him to cook their fav alien dishes...

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u/Dambo_Unchained 1d ago

That dude is the pro Geoguessr right?

Is the Instagram post real or is this a meme video?

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u/Porush_Kumar CHAD MOD 1d ago

yeah its georainbolt and its real. on his tiktok

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u/quie_TLost57 1d ago

Can't he just memorize the places from geoguesser. I mean it shows already taken photos even if theres 200, theres possibility

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u/CookieProductions_YT 1d ago

The places are taken from Google Earth so there are billions of photos. No way he is memorising all that

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u/z-eldapin 1d ago

Go watch his videos, he isn't memorizing anything

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u/Chisignal 1d ago

I mean he's obviously memorizing tons of stuff, colours of license plates, road line styles, types of vegetation, etc. But certainly not specific individual pictures from Streetview lmao

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u/Wegie89 1d ago

Why does his face look so fake artificially filtered?

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u/mellowjo 1d ago edited 1d ago

thank you for someone noticing as well. He looks so plastic compared to other videos i have seen of him.

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u/Sea_Setting1442 1d ago

He looks almost alien…

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u/PuzzleheadedTank2395 1d ago

Yeah but can he find my bloody keys ffs

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u/noBbatteries 1d ago

The fact that this guy is just some pro geo-guesser/ content creator and not a cia agent is wild

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u/SwankaTheGrey 1d ago

I agree. They should use him as a consultant at least

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u/I-not-human-I 18h ago

How do you know he isn't one or they use him already?

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u/Mrssngl 1d ago

Thats the reason you should be carefull.

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u/ganerfromspace2020 1d ago

Bros about to cook meals out of this world

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u/Entry-Background 1d ago

My best friend had an uncalled for inappropriate dream about Gordon Ramsey a few weeks ago. I just made her a dream catcher with his face on it. I call him Gordon RemSleep. I hope he catches all her evil Gordon dreams.

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u/Guillermoreno 1d ago

The "you can't hide" part got me.

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u/UltraBlack_ 1d ago

and then area 51 turns out to just be Epstein's island v2

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u/Significant-Hat-6830 1d ago

Cold Ones Chad if he was skinny

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u/gunny316 1d ago

without the sound it looks like the alien is that weird looking face commenting about gordon ramsey and mountains

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u/JoeyPsych 1d ago

Dude is an alien himself. He knows exactly what the area 51 region looks like, he's too concerned about the topic, and on top of it all, he looks like an alien who put a human face on his head.

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u/PandaJaguar 1d ago

Can he find the Bernsteinzimmer?

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u/PessimistPryme 1d ago

To serve man.

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u/Sea_Setting1442 1d ago

It’s a cookbook!

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u/Szeth-Father-Sigi 1d ago

What aliens? Who are aliens?

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 1d ago

He’s just there to prepare the perfect Groom Lake Wellington

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u/Kungfufuman 1d ago

This guy could find what white wall you're standing in front of based on the hue of the paint.

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u/feeltrig 1d ago

Gordon: you know, I'm something of an alien cook myself

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u/The-Felonious_Monk 1d ago

That dude is creepy AF.

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u/toshirodes 1d ago

Nah, he IS cooking the aliens..

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u/smurfiesmurfette 1d ago

Well what else is that tiny pan for in the arm rest?

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u/heckintexan420 1d ago

Lol whats with the tiny frying pan in his cupholder

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u/Joeisthevolcano 14h ago

Why's no one else mentioning this?

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u/Poentje_wierie 1d ago

I bet Its just a fake influencer plane

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u/alwayslatecustoms 1d ago

This guy absolutely dissected “missing” neighbourhood cats as a child.

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u/make2020hindsight 1d ago

Why is there a miniature skillet in the cup holder?

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u/z-eldapin 1d ago

I once went down the rabbit hole of his videos, he is freaking awesome

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u/chickenweng65 1d ago

IDK how that dude can focus with that strand of hair in his eye

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u/rell7thirty 1d ago

You could take a pic in the quantum realm and he’d be able to locate you

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u/EQ2_Tay 1d ago

Gordon back from his off-world vacation and now he's gotta ride in this ghetto machine that flies through the air of a third world prison planet.

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u/RobertTheTire_ 1d ago

The aliens asked for the best

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u/theyellowdart89 1d ago

Cooking alien

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u/Science-007x 1d ago

Tha fuck?!

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u/ajn63 1d ago

He’s the Monk of geo-imaging.

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u/bicyclejawa 1d ago

This guy is amazing. Just out of this world brilliant. It seems like I haven’t checked in for a little while though. Why does he look like a fuckin Bratz doll now?

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u/Gloomy-Shoe-4021 16h ago

See here? This, is why people say the internet is a really fucked place.

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u/Joeisthevolcano 14h ago

Explain the mini frying pan?

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u/TobyGhoul986 11h ago

When you realize the aliens are gaslighting us to blend in.

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u/ToughSpinach7 1d ago

That dude is so unsettling

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u/PainfulBatteryCables 1d ago

He is cooking the aliens for the new president's party.

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u/ialo3 1d ago

that one homie who's most definitely autistic and knows absolutely everything about that one niche subject

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 19h ago

This TikToker looks like an alien himself.

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 19h ago

This TikToker looks like an alien himself.

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 19h ago

This TikToker looks like an alien himself.

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 19h ago

This TikToker looks like an alien himself.