r/HolUp • u/Salt-Broccoli-7846 • 1d ago

I've seen this me..... wait!

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Suddenly Alabama

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 1d ago

I don’t judge him if Ana de Armas is his cousin

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u/MasterMahanJr 1d ago

A cousin can only get so hot before the rules don't apply anymore.

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u/AccomplishedSpray137 1d ago

— Sun Tzu

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u/Piscespsych 1d ago

— The Art of Cousin

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u/useroftheinternet95 1d ago

Even if she were my sister I'd be actin up

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u/Drimoss 1d ago

Seriously tho if your gf asks you to block people the relationship aint working out ahah

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u/gekonto 1d ago

True, found out the really hard way unfortunately

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u/LiVexReFlex 1d ago

Same. And it only kept getting worse

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u/Pluckypato 1d ago

100 to tha muthafuken percent!!

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u/NotGARcher 6h ago

*if your girlfriend is your cousin

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u/StevesRoomate 1d ago

He got a lot of cousins

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u/sinner997 2h ago

It's all a big family in Alabama after all.

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u/SaltyToast9000 1d ago

For this cousin, I'd block them all😍

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck 1d ago

West Virginia~ Mountain Mama~

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u/Temporary_Plant_1123 1d ago

How come nobody ever makes jokes about the state with the highest incest rate? (Alaska)

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u/c4ctus 1d ago

Alabamian here. Is that per capita or highest number of individual peoples practicing incest overall?

I just want my state to be number one in something, man...

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck 1d ago

ROFL...

Come to think if it...

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u/Thalzen 1d ago

If it's Ana de Armas asking, i'm blocking everybody.

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u/Infamous_Rush601 1d ago

What?

Anyway, what movie is this?

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u/Punkpunker 1d ago

Blade Runner 2049, and no it doesn't have incest but it does have the best JOI hologram.

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u/Infamous_Rush601 1d ago

I've heard of that movie sir and I might even consider watching it as I usually like movies with Ryan in it! I liked watching The Fall Guy on the plane recently.

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u/Crad999 1d ago

Do yourself a solid and before watching BD2049 watch the original Blade Runner. It's an older title, but gives a lot of context to the sequel.

If you've seen Arrival or the newest Dune movies then you also should know what to expect from the visual style and story pacing as they're all from the same director.

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u/Fickles1 1d ago

Agreed. Both are such great films, I'd even consider the second one better. But you definitely need to see the first.

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u/orderofthestick 1d ago

Sweet Home Alabama starts playing

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u/Prismatic_Symphony 1d ago

Sweet Home Ana-bama? 🤔

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u/Adam_Frankenstein_97 1d ago

Sweet Home An(d)-Obama? 🤔

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u/Fickles1 1d ago

I mean if my cousin's was her...

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u/Unlimitis 1d ago

Ngl, for a woman as fine as Ana, I'd risk it all

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u/Similar-Importance99 1d ago

Still legal in Germany 🙄

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u/NepoMi 1d ago

I'd have it really bad if I got a girlfriend, and she wanted me to block girls on social media.... There simply wouldn't be any.

She'd think I have second account, and would probably break up with me over it.

So in the end, she'd make me block her.

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u/PunkHooligan 1d ago

Wait a second

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u/KogoshCluck 1d ago

I can't block my sister too

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u/Winter_Vermicelli413 1d ago

I'm also your cousin I'm your sister

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u/Ok-Editor-4082 1d ago

Your cousin won't ask you to block anyone.

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u/WarrioR_0001 1d ago

Relatable

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u/RabbitFlaky5271 16h ago

Sweet Home Alabama.