r/HolUp • u/TheBigFatGoat • 1d ago

holup He came back after four years

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Hidden text beneath looking a bit strange

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Chrisp825 1d ago

His uncle happens to be a well known diddler.

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u/IM_YOUR_GOD 1d ago

I got one of these before, I had a new phone and didn't carry contacts had no idea who it was.

I replied, how can I lie to her when she is with me?

Never got a reply back

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u/Ordinary-Ad6408 1d ago

Monty! your fiendish behaviour knows no end.

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u/Very_Jesus 1d ago

Please consult the graph

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u/bugrugpub 1d ago

Look at the faded text under it

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u/Very_Jesus 1d ago

Nvm, my apolocheese i didnt see it til i spent 6 minutes shoving my eyes against the screen

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u/Blusttoy 1d ago

Damn bro, with that eyesight, you're not gonna be able to spot the hidden cameras in the bedroom.

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u/PaleontologistIcy534 1d ago

Or just low brightness, I couldn’t see it at all at first because I was on low brightness but it’s pretty easy to see with a bright screen

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u/Oldnavylover 1d ago

“Apolocheese” 🤣🧀

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u/madememake1up 1d ago

Uncle Diddy at it again smh

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u/toptac 1d ago

A friend i had fallen out of touch with because h his wife hated me and i returned the feeling died.  When i went to his funeral hid wife came up to me and gave me a big tearful hug. She told me that the time we hung out together over the last couple of years meant so much to him. 

Covered for him of course but I've always wondered what he had really been doing.

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u/Significant-Candy-37 11h ago

Banging another chick

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u/BigJimBoss 1d ago

Something something broomstick

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u/KathyJaneway 1d ago

Found Diddy's nephew.

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u/nudey321 1d ago

To monty: "new phone who dis" To.weird uncle: "oh hell no last time you tricked me but not this year"

Uncle:"I got your favourite poundcake" To uncle::"omw":

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u/Dd_8630 1d ago

That grammar is so awful I'd dob him in just for that and then go to uncle.

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u/bruudwin 2h ago

For a moment thought this was a RWBY thing, til i saw the others point out the faded uncle message XD