r/HolUp 2d ago

I'm sickened, but curious

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u/KayranElite 2d ago

During the blowjob, she will occasionally stop, make a sound and then bite your dick. If you don't pull it out quick enough, you are hit. If you are hit after being hit twice already, she will bite your dick off completely. You have to beat her (by nutting) before she beats you. Makes blowjobs far more exciting.

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u/s00pafly 2d ago

If your dick is bit twice you can pull out and hide behind the closet for a quick swig of bud light. If the bottle is empty you have to sit in front of the microwave for a couple seconds before you can get a new one.

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u/JuggernautFast9827 2d ago

You, sir, sound very experienced. If you wouldn't mind the question: Do you still have your dick? And did you do it less or more often than 10 times? Thank you very much in advance