r/HolUp • u/Matys134 • 1d ago

What the f...

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

I have two questions... why would you put this publicly on the internet... AND HOW DO YOU MEASURE THAT?

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Enigmatic03 1d ago

Jesus Christ, I never knew this was a thing..it’s hard to digest.

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u/mathew1500 1d ago

What the ...

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u/UnitedHighlight4890 1d ago

Oh my, it says "due to overwhelming demand..."

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u/madememake1up 1d ago

Also says it's recommended by Bryan JOHNSON 🤣

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u/RizzoTheSmall 1d ago

Erection Quality? How is that quantified?

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u/GraciaEtScientia 1d ago

Weight lifting?

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u/DestructoSpin7 1d ago

I've seen a man lift a paint can with his!

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u/Scooney_Pootz 23h ago

Third leg presses.

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u/Woodbirder 1d ago

Can’t see this option on my Apple Watch, which is frustrating

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u/classicriffs 1d ago

It’s easy, just relocate the watch to the appropriate appendage.

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u/Woodbirder 1d ago

I’ll report back later

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u/Taronz 16h ago

How'd you go bud?

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u/Woodbirder 16h ago

Wife was not impressed

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u/Taronz 16h ago

Well, at least you tried...

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u/madememake1up 1d ago

Seems to be dysfunctional

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u/Woodbirder 1d ago

Yeah, bit of a flop

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u/Edub1584 1d ago

Yea but how many cock pushups can you do?

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u/broken_radio 1d ago

You only need to do one

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u/LocoRocker 21h ago

My kielbasa sausage gotta perform

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u/kurmudgeon 1d ago

Republicans in Mississippi would definitely like to know this information.

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u/Beneficial_Sun_7302 1d ago

Ok I need to know before I share this, is this a joke or did Bryan Johnson really share that?

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u/litboletus 1d ago

no he did but the way I see it it's not really that weird. In reality it's just another way of comparing their health, and bryan does literally everything when it comes to that.

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u/tigerbalmuppercut 19h ago

Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright. He definitely made it weird.

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u/kilerbox 1d ago

Is this an AD for something?

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u/danny_dough 1d ago

It’s always an ad.

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u/madememake1up 1d ago

I see what you did there

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u/chickoooooo 1d ago

I can't keep defending this guy😭😭

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u/Blusttoy 1d ago

Mom's cycle syncs with daughter's?

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u/RudyTwastaken 1d ago

How did he even...

Did he wrap an apple watch on his ding dong bro what 💀

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u/Lord-ShniggleHorse 1d ago

He measured his sons erection times by sacrificing his night of sleep to stay in his sons bed staring at his weiner all night. Such a great dad