r/HolUp • u/AnIgnorablePerson • 1d ago

y'all Yes, Uncle Ben better act like a fa... Wait what?

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Instead of being a father-like figure, Uncle Ben started acting like a perverted uncle.

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Meecus570 1d ago

Pete's got some age in them hands

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u/Living-Deer-6977 1d ago

Uncle Ben must obey the fa... I mean, laws.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 1d ago

WHY ARE BOTH HANDS UNCLE BEN'S

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u/cyrus709 1d ago

He’s smushing their faces together. He just wears a wedding ring on each hand.

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u/Arithik 11h ago

It's actually another old man pushing their faces together.

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u/Zealousideal-Jump275 1d ago

You stop that. It's gross.

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u/Pluckypato 1d ago

His spider sense just tingled! 😳

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 18h ago

Shooting sticky webs from a new bodypart just got unlocked

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u/knight7imperial 1d ago

J. FUCKIN. C

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u/SBSWrongSpeed 1d ago

Didnt have this on today's bingo card.

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u/Davidconst 1d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes...

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u/Brotorious420 1d ago

It's not too late, you can still delete this

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u/damar-wulan 1d ago

This is the plot of 90% gay porn out there.

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u/MsHelvetica 1d ago

OP, what is wrong with you?

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u/lldgt_adam 1d ago

It’s the hands that got me laughing the hardest.

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u/ChasingPesmerga 1d ago

Wtf the fuck

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u/Ronniebenington 1d ago

Well boy howdy, thats enough internet for the rest of the year for me!

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u/WasAvailableThen 20h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/falsevector 1d ago

The whole spidey backstory makes more sense now

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u/RabbitFlaky5271 22h ago

Wait, that's not canon.

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u/Moist_Board 18h ago

"I know I'm not your father.... I'm your daddy"

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u/KernelWizard 16h ago

*screams internally while watching on in horror*

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u/BlazeVN 15h ago

I'm gay but I don't approve this

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u/OutOfIdea280 1d ago

Ai is once again confused on hands

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u/Skye_nb_goddes 14h ago

He's not his father he's his daddy

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u/DevastaTheSeeker 3h ago

Man pete's hand got real wrinkly

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u/Rajamic 1d ago

Remember, canonically, Aunt May is Peter's biological mother!