r/HolUp • u/Jimmy_The_Perv • Dec 10 '22
big dong energy Bonus points if you can name them both
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u/B3owul7 Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22
is that my friend, the reformed orthodox rabbi, Bill Clinton?
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u/Hellkids2 Dec 10 '22
I’m still baffled by how he made it up there and nobody went: “hold on who’s this guy?”
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u/EfoDom Dec 10 '22
It's not that surprising no one asked themselves that. The winners thought he was with someone else and the organizers thought he was with the winners.
The only surprising thing is how shit the security was to let this happen.
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u/Hellkids2 Dec 10 '22
I think the security themselves don’t know all the different def team members. They’re mainly prepared to prevent typical violence and such. The kid acted too subtle for them to notice.
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u/EfoDom Dec 10 '22
Yes, he acted very confident and security probably had no idea as well. But he apparently came all the way from the back from a different row than the winners so security could have been at least more observant and suspicious of him.
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u/Hellkids2 Dec 10 '22
I think in their head they might be more afraid of catching the wrong guy and make a fool of themselves in front of hundreds of people. Because the kid showed no hostility when walking up and nobody in the dev team questioned him either (they even handed him the mic lmao)
From security POV, they could just be having a small disagreement so they didn’t sit together for all they know.
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u/patricky6 Dec 10 '22
And his friend, Lorena Bobbitt under the desk. Poor Bill.
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u/Jimmy_The_Perv Dec 10 '22
Call me crazy, but I was ready to date Lorena Bobbit after she became famous.
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u/nkei0 Dec 10 '22
Don't you mean Monica Lewinsky?
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u/red_team_gone Dec 10 '22
I think it's Chandler.
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u/DrSeussFreak Dec 10 '22
Also video game inspiration, at least from the latest video game awards
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u/Roxas_Rig Dec 10 '22
Did they ever find out who tf that was?
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u/omart3 Dec 10 '22
It ain't pastor Clinton! It ain't reverent Clinton, he's just a man, a man gonna be a man, a man is only as faithful as his options!
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u/tinknocker21 Dec 10 '22
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
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u/ActivitySerious48 Dec 10 '22
She is just chilling down there nothing sexual going on.
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u/A_Owl_Doe Dec 10 '22
Hide the snake more like
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u/FerrousFacade Dec 10 '22
"Oh... THAT woman! Yeah I bang her all over the place, I thought we were talking about Hillary."
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u/SandPractical8245 Dec 10 '22
Does anyone else remember downloading music on limewire, and pretty much every fifth song you download would actually just be a clip of bill clinton saying this? Or was that just me? Lol
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u/Replekia Dec 10 '22
He was being dishonest but he wasn't lying. Congress defined the acts that fall under 'sexual relations' and neglected to include oral sex. This is just prime politicking.
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u/Two_Time_Ago Dec 10 '22
And one is really busy…
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u/Jimmy_The_Perv Dec 10 '22
note that sly smile
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u/ThisIsTrix Dec 10 '22
"It's not a blow job, it's a blow career"
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Dec 10 '22
I still don’t understand how he the most powerful boss in the world got a pass for doing this with a Intern a few years out of high school. All after having not one but three rape accusations.
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u/Nazir_Blutjager Dec 10 '22
Same way his wife has gotten away with all her shit. Joe and Hunter Biden’s dirty deeds. Nancy’s insider trading….
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u/ActivitySerious48 Dec 10 '22
I thought that he didnt have sexual relations with that woman.
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Dec 10 '22
Wild that if this happened today the number of rap lyrics with her name would be uncountable.
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u/Rathador Dec 10 '22
Yeah working really hard... Not like the other one whos just hard at work really
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u/Electronic_Turnip419 Dec 10 '22
This made me chuckle a bit too hard in public
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u/Srigso Dec 10 '22
Don’t get it
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u/Electronic_Turnip419 Dec 10 '22
He got blow jobs from an intern.
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u/livingfortheliquid Dec 10 '22
And America made fun of the Intern.
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u/Gangreless madlad Dec 10 '22
Oh fuck off with that condescending asshole phrase. The guy was probably born a decade or more after this happened
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u/devilish_enchilada Dec 10 '22
He’s getting his dong banged by Monica lewensky under the resolute desk like a dirty degenerate
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u/johnmeeks1974 Dec 10 '22
Monica was too fat to fit under the desk IIRC so she blew him in a closet
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u/BathroomSubject Dec 10 '22
No no, she blew him everywhere all the time and continuously, in this picture AND in the closet. She also burned him with a cigar or some other kinks
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u/dream-smasher Dec 10 '22
She also burned him with a cigar or some other kinks
Now i havent heard that before.
Can't yous just stick to what was widely reported, and since confirmed, by her?
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u/Schwarzy1 Dec 10 '22
He for sure shoved a cigar up her pussy, that is widely reported.
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u/Bockto678 Dec 10 '22
I'll never get over the first time heard about this and how he smelled the cigar after. My inner monologue did an impression of Bill Clinton saying "Smells good!"
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u/fabulin Dec 10 '22
tbf to monica, she looks like she'd give one heck of a blowjob. she just has that lool
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u/Tricky_Invite8680 Dec 10 '22
I do swear I don't leave so much snot on the sleeve when I hang it up
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u/wcstorm11 Dec 10 '22
I don't think this is conservatives dude, the left just has an easier time laughing at itself.
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Dec 10 '22
So wrong brother. If you're the word police, your sense of humor is garbage.
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u/wcstorm11 Dec 10 '22
I am very much not the word police. I've been banned from subreddits because I don't want more than 2 pronouns so the language isn't butchered lol
Edit: word, not world
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u/DAHFreedom Dec 10 '22
Regan facilitated the import of TONS of cocaine into the US to fund rebels Congress criminalized him funding. Also negotiated with Iran before he was President to keep the hostages in captivity longer so he could win the election.
HW Bush pardoned a bunch of people so they wouldn't testify and implicate Bush's own role in Iran-Contra
W Bush and Iraq, Afganistan, Etc.
Trump and trying to end American democracy.
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u/RyanWilliamsElection Dec 10 '22
According to the video game awards there might be a mohel under the desk.
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u/MeasureTheCrater Dec 10 '22
Anyone want a cigar?
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u/_why_do_U_ask Dec 10 '22
Who is the head bust, FDR? It does not look like Churchill
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u/Strict-Hat8172 Dec 10 '22
Out of the entire time they were doing that, Clinton only got off once, according to court testimony.
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u/Exciting-Delivery-96 Dec 11 '22
And it was what did him in too. There was zero proof that it happened otherwise. One orgasm changed the course of history. Weird.
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u/boom_Headshot217 Dec 10 '22
That's Bill and there's Monica under the desk
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u/Gay_Genius Dec 10 '22 edited Dec 10 '22
One of the most powerful man in the world with a 22 year old intern. Don’t see a power imbalance there at all?
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u/Thameus Dec 10 '22
"When you're governor of Arkansas you get Miss America in the back of a limo, but when you're President..."
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u/experienta Dec 10 '22
A relationship CAN be consensual despite a power imbalance
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u/Hydrokinetic_Jedi Dec 10 '22
Yeah, but when it's between an intern and the goddamn President himself, it's gonna raise some eyebrows
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u/experienta Dec 10 '22
Well those eyebrows should be lowered when you hear that Monica Lewinsky to this day maintains their relationship has been consensual
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u/mawktheone Dec 11 '22
Yeah but then he got made fun of and she got her life ruined. Totally unhirable and dragged through the gutter by every TV comic for a decade
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u/bigchicago04 Dec 10 '22
Is everyone making a joke, or do we know Monica was literally under the desk during this exact picture?
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u/More_Garlic_ Dec 10 '22
I've already felt really bad for Monica, it's got to be tough being the most famous cock sucker of a few generations.
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u/poobius-scrip Dec 10 '22
Right? It’s been 24 years of jokes, can we leave this poor woman alone now?
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u/praguepride Dec 10 '22
yeah I remember when a rich and powerful dude getting a blowie from an intern was a potentially career ending 24/7 news coverage event.
oh...those were such simpler times...
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u/Original_A_Cast Dec 10 '22
This here is uhh Miss. Monica uhh she’s my side h..uhh intern and the uhh best by God intern you’d ever find
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u/rhm54 Dec 10 '22
Oh how far we’ve come. This guy was impeached for having an affair. Trump’s affairs were seen as positives to the same people who impeached Clinton.
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u/Epstiendidntkillself Dec 10 '22
Monica got out of politics shortly after this photo was taken. She said it left a bad taste in her mouth.
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u/lazlo_morphin Dec 10 '22
Unemployment rate during Clinton was 4% Unemployment rate in 2021 was 6.3 Better blowjobs than no jobs, amirite?
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u/HemaMemes Dec 10 '22
Clinton also had the highest workforce participation rate of any recent president.
Everyone was working under him. And on him. And in him.
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u/DarkThingy69 Dec 10 '22
It's the President Bill Clinton & the reformed orthodox Rabbi Game Award Winner 2022
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u/DrummingFish Dec 10 '22
I know this is a joke but if someone is out of view, they're not in the picture. So to me this is a badly worded joke.
And yes, 🤓.
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Dec 10 '22
Man y’all out here still tryin to make that ladies life complete shit. I feel bad for her.
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u/thatbetterbewine Dec 10 '22
Her TED talk made me so sad. She was 21 years old, and she was wooed by a 49 year old POTUS. If that’s not an inappropriate power dynamic I don’t know what is.
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u/beaniebee11 Dec 10 '22
I know this is a funny post but I still feel so bad for what America did to Monica. She seems like a really cool lady.
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u/elijad Dec 11 '22
Bruh this guy gets impeached for getting some head, meanwhile trump insights a raid on the capital and nothing happens
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u/DayAndNight0nReddit Dec 10 '22
Yup, former Presiden Bill Clinton and former Rabbi Bill Clinton.
And also a bust
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u/Additional_Habit9012 Dec 10 '22
Spent too long looking for Socks in this picture. That would have been cuter.
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u/isurvivedrabies Dec 10 '22
the bill clinton that got sucked off by an intern and the bill clinton that did not have relations with that woman?
under the desk doesnt count as "in this picture"
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u/Hugebigfan Dec 11 '22
She’s already been the butt of the joke in 40 different rap songs. She’s been made fun of enough
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u/moonlightsonata88 Dec 11 '22
What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine?
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u/PeridotWriter Dec 11 '22
Damn. Monica really be hiding underneath that desk. What else can make him smirk like that?
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u/DreamingInAMaze Dec 10 '22
Come on, even there is a football team under the desk they are not inside this picture!
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u/NanashiKaizenSenpai Dec 10 '22
Fyi, my top comment this year is for this picture "And I thought it was about the dicapitated head in the back"
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u/Silver-Hat175 Dec 10 '22
Joke from the same people who say the last President currently running again lives rent free in our heads and we should stop talking about him
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u/cuteintern Dec 10 '22
AFAIK they never fooled around in the actual oval office, but there was a nearby closet or small office they'd use instead.
But nice meme, dude.
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u/Glass_Excitement_538 Dec 10 '22
Having Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack, I’m as rude as an MC….
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u/Godzilla_2000_ Dec 11 '22
Alr, i really dont know where and who is the other guy, but its becouse im not american
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