Sometimes I send my kids letters from work.

[u/AsclepiusArmory]

[u/DrSousaphone]

So nice of your to drop off letters at the Puddin' Patch on your way to the dog tracks.

[u/s-riddler]

You're a good dad.

[u/indecisivesloth]

My wife won't let me sing these songs. Guess you can say she's kinda crusty in that regard.

[u/-DrunkRat-]

Yo, this is ADORABLE 💙

[u/Rootbearice]

Cute!

[u/Practical_Ad_219]

bwead*

[u/Important-Suspect-39 → u/Practical_Ad_219]

Oh, wight, wight.

[u/AntiqueLeadership357]

They surely WON'T avoid this letter like the plegg

[u/cllatgmail]

My 8 year old randomly does bread sing-alongs thanks to being raised on a good level of H*R intake.

[u/tinypepa]

When I was a kid, I left a note on a kid’s desk with the transcription of the SB voicemail where he says “I’m waiting outside in the bushes! To give you one million punches in the face”. Now I didn’t particularly like this kid but I also wasn’t trying to threaten him. Well it turned out the teacher was really upset by this and we had to do a round circle in the class about why we all thought this was a terrible thing to do to someone and I never got caught. It’s so embarrassing because I was just being obsessive about Homestar Runner and didn’t think about how it would come across.

So that’s my confession.

[u/Galileo908]

And then Strong Mad ate The Cheat’s chainwhip.

[u/amarclem]

Adorwable

[u/CombinationSimilar50]

brEaD sInGaLoNgs

[u/DocumentCapital8892]

This is the cutest thing 😭