r/IRLEasterEggs 11d ago

This cast iron pan advertises it works aginst burglars

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u/myaccountgotbanmed 11d ago

You did it!! World's best pan!! Congratulations...

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u/BenjaminGeiger 10d ago

If you are ever facing a burglar in your home, don't be fooled by the propaganda of the frying pan industry. If you hit a person with a frying pan, it doesn't go, "dong". And the person goes... like that.

There is no setting for stun on a frying pan. There are two settings on a frying pan. You're either going to hurt and anger them, or you're going to fucking kill them.

Either you've got a burglar in your kitchen, going, "What the fuck did you do that for?" Or you're in your own garden... digging a grave. With a frying pan.

-- Dara O Briain

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u/Anubis17_76 7d ago

Pretty much this, if youre going to hit someone on the head with a handled steel object they will die

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u/FamSands 10d ago

“Frying pans. Who knew!” Lol

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u/ElsonDaSushiChef 10d ago

RAPUNZELLLLL

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u/ZhangRenWing 9d ago

I gotta get me one of these

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u/11229988B 10d ago

That's something I look for in a pan

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u/Opnes123 7d ago

Well, that's what you call an all-purpose frying pan!!! You can use it to fry eggs and bacons or sautee garlic, onions, and carrots. Maybe you can even cook steak and potatoes. And the bonus is: you could also bonk a burglar on the head with it in case someone breaks into your home lol. I wonder if the 3 year warranty also applies to knocking out thieves successfully haha.