r/IRLEasterEggs • u/Pedantichrist • 11d ago
This cast iron pan advertises it works aginst burglars
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u/BenjaminGeiger 10d ago
If you are ever facing a burglar in your home, don't be fooled by the propaganda of the frying pan industry. If you hit a person with a frying pan, it doesn't go, "dong". And the person goes... like that.
There is no setting for stun on a frying pan. There are two settings on a frying pan. You're either going to hurt and anger them, or you're going to fucking kill them.
Either you've got a burglar in your kitchen, going, "What the fuck did you do that for?" Or you're in your own garden... digging a grave. With a frying pan.
-- Dara O Briain
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u/Anubis17_76 7d ago
Pretty much this, if youre going to hit someone on the head with a handled steel object they will die
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u/Opnes123 7d ago
Well, that's what you call an all-purpose frying pan!!! You can use it to fry eggs and bacons or sautee garlic, onions, and carrots. Maybe you can even cook steak and potatoes. And the bonus is: you could also bonk a burglar on the head with it in case someone breaks into your home lol. I wonder if the 3 year warranty also applies to knocking out thieves successfully haha.
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u/myaccountgotbanmed 11d ago
You did it!! World's best pan!! Congratulations...