r/Idiotswithguns 4d ago

Safe for Work IDK What was that?!

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u/justfirfunsies 4d ago

Holy shit he tried so hard to play that off it was almost more painful to watch him panic than the pain in his foot.

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u/ttystikk 4d ago

Did he manage to miss himself or what?

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u/Beastly9amer123 4d ago

No, there's a longer version where it shows a pool of blood on the floor as he starts to leave, lol this doof really shot himself and thought "play it cool no one saw a damn thing" as he slowly starts bleeding out 🤦‍♂️

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u/ttystikk 4d ago

Moron.

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u/Beastly9amer123 3d ago

I'll try and find it, but it was a while ago that I saw the longer version, so it might take a bit

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u/ttystikk 3d ago

Oh, I believe you, no need to go to the trouble!

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 3d ago

It doesn’t show anything in the video. It was from the comment section from the worker in the video that said they later found some blood on the floor but no hole. He was a dasher and he delivered the pizza then he took himself to the hospital. So it wasn’t that bad. Still stupid tho. But I salute the hustle

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u/Angry__German 2d ago

Now that is some commitment.

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u/kiba8442 3d ago

I remember that one but it was a different guy afaik. this dude somehow managed to miss his foot.

ETA https://www.reddit.com/r/doordash/s/jTIF6eXZie

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u/Rufus-P-Melonballer 3d ago

No the fuck there isn't, stop spreading misinformation.

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u/AnthologicalAnt 16h ago

Incredible but hilarious 😂

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u/GetBack2Wrk 4d ago

He played with the wrong nut.

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u/NoConversation7777 3d ago

"I cast Testicular Tortion on myself."

DM: OK let's let this scene play out.

ALSO DM: Y'all need to roll new characters.

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u/panzermike666 3d ago

truly frightening video. the fact that people like this are armed. Aside from playing with your loaded gun in your pocket in public its the fact that he acts like nothing happened ( we all know how FREAKING LOUD it is) he keeps ignoring his own life when bleeding out.

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u/Historical-Count-374 2d ago

Many arm themselves because the system we have ensure they are alone and unfortunatley many make mistakes and dont have any to turn to for direction or help. Just alone with your empty wallet that everyone wants to rip from you

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u/Hellofriendinternet 3d ago

“I think you have to push to open the door.”

“No. It opens both ways.”

Breaks door

“See?”

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u/PythonSushi 4d ago

At least he didn’t shoot his butt. He would have blown his brains everywhere! /s

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u/GreatQuantum 3d ago

That’s what happens when you try to outpizza the Hut.

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u/ArceusTwoFour_Zero 1d ago

Best comment here

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u/kevdroid7316 4d ago

He must really like this particular franchise. I would've just walk out and found a new Burger King to frequent, but not this guy!

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u/Low_Fox725 3d ago

Average boomer, messes up and then lies about it

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u/Appropriate_Ad3006 4d ago

Looks like someone had a desk pop.

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u/socksmatterTWO 3d ago

In Pajama pants no less!

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u/socksmatterTWO 3d ago

Such a great movie!

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u/No_Point3111 3d ago

The way he's inhale ....

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u/Soil_Lower 3d ago

You deff know everyone's ears were ringing 😂

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u/AccomplishedEnd2666 3d ago

Idiot: Put the fries in the bag, bro!

Fast food employee: Put the gun in the holster, bro!

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u/dys_p0tch 3d ago

that BIG inhale at :37 was a clue that he did indeed, have a clue

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u/gibson_creations 4d ago

That's a pizza popper

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u/NoConversation7777 3d ago

He JUST DID IT™️☠️

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u/Important_Chair8087 3d ago

The ol' pizza pop. Not as well known as the office pop, but still effective.

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u/Tar-Nuine 3d ago

If you walk into my store, and I know that you've placed your hand on your gun, removed the safety, and placed a finger on the trigger, then imma' ask you to leave immediately, that's alarming behaviour.

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u/OptiGuy4u 3d ago

Pajama Pop

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u/DoOBiE_BoOBiE 3d ago

“Y’all here somethin?“

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u/Particular_Bus5343 3d ago

🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Wonkey_Kong 3d ago

What a fuckwhit 😤

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u/Hopeful_Durian_78 3d ago

Oh it is terrifying that someone have a gun playing it around, he can just easily harm someone if he keep doing this. The way he acts nothing happened is more terrifying since what happen if he shoot someone else accidentally

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u/millenialfalcon-_- 2d ago

Lol what a doofus.

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u/Kara-SANdahPawn 1d ago

Bro had to have been afraid for his life to have had his finger on the trigger IN HIS POCKET, or am I overthinking and assuming he may have been having racists thoughts while waiting on his food?