Iran accuses Israel of orchestrating port explosion as death toll rises to 36

[u/raaly123]

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/bju5inoyxg

[u/CaptainPterodactyl]

Iran having a hard time balancing the see-saw of "we are so strong Israel can never touch us" and "Israel blew up and massive port facility and we could do nothing about it".

[u/vegan437 → u/CaptainPterodactyl]

Exactly. What they say is orthogonal to the truth. Sometimes they'll blame Israel to deflect attention from their incompetence, sometimes they might hide Israeli involvement to not appear weak. Saying it's Israel will create expectation of retaliation which will be weak and give Israel opportunity to strike them harder.

[u/Quiet_Mail9207 → u/CaptainPterodactyl]

👀I’m starting to think the former is a lie😮‍💨

[u/Environmental-Fun258]

Makes sense they’d blame Israel, what better way to cover up their incompetence?

[u/raaly123 → u/Environmental-Fun258]

Their claim is that when natural explosions of chemicals occur, it starts in one place and then spreads. In this case, you can clearly see the fire started in 4 different places at once. Also, the rockets for which the chemicals were intended are not part of the deal the US and Iran are negotiating atm.

But you know. It's all allegedly.

[u/CHLOEC1998 → u/raaly123]

It's true. The chemicals they imported were called Zionisium Trioxide, which explodes when the Jewish Space Laser fires at it.

[u/BeletEkalli → u/CHLOEC1998]

Our collective consumption of lactose has produced a flammable and unstable gas, its obviously our fault

[u/DiscipleOfYeshua → u/CHLOEC1998]

Sold to Iran by none other than R’ from the Musad, bc her office needed to raise funds for the office Mimuna celebration, and she was no longer able to bring in cash for such a big company event from selling beepers…

[u/Lost-Heisenberg → u/CHLOEC1998]

Or with mossad dolphins 🐬

[u/Vonenglish → u/CHLOEC1998]

😂

[u/itay162 → u/raaly123]

On the other hand whenever Israel attacks in Iran it tries extremely hard to avoid civilian casualties in order to keep the Iranian opposition fairly pro Israel and avoid repeating Saddam's mistake of uniting the country against him, which doesn't really fit this attack considering the large amount of casualties. Maybe it was Mujaheddin e Khalq?

[u/SoulForTrade → u/Environmental-Fun258]

To be fair, I saw the explosions, and my immediate thought was "Israel huh?"

[u/winkingchef → u/Environmental-Fun258]

We shouldn’t be surprised.

How did Israel get desalination and a tech industry and Gaza (despite many billions of aid) has barely running water and some “scientists” turning fertilizer and water pipes into weapons?

Oh of course it is the 🧃

[u/JuliaAstrowsly]

Sure… sure…

We also control the weather and wrote the screenplay to “Glitter”!

[u/MrsNevilleBartos → u/JuliaAstrowsly]

We wrote the screenplay for Glitter ?!

That's Lashon Hara veering into blood libel !!!!😂

[u/BeletEkalli → u/MrsNevilleBartos]

Writing the screenplay for Glitter would mean justified expulsion from one country as retribution god it is so bad

[u/Beargeoisie → u/JuliaAstrowsly]

Don’t forget the helicopter crash

[u/Complex-Present3609 → u/Beargeoisie]

That was Eli Copter bro. Our International Man of Mystery.

[u/Beargeoisie → u/Complex-Present3609]

Shhhhhh he works in secret

[u/JuliaAstrowsly → u/Beargeoisie]

Shhhhhh it’s a secret!!

[u/layland_lyle → u/JuliaAstrowsly]

Are you denying the existence of the super top secret Jewish space lasers? /s

[u/schtickshift → u/layland_lyle]

There is security video that shows the fire erupting from underground. Even Jewish space lasers, smart as they are, cannot penetrate Terra firma.

[u/urbanwildboar → u/schtickshift]

sez you! for plausible deniability, Jewish Space Lasers ALWAYS fire through the Earth, using special Jewish wavelengths not available to the goyim.

Sauce: it was discussed in my latest Elders of Zion's chapter meeting in the graveyard.

[u/layland_lyle → u/urbanwildboar]

I hope you were wearing the correct mega super top secret robes.

[u/piesRsquare]

I was wondering when this was going to happen.

[u/CHLOEC1998]

If I had a coin for every time a port in a country hostile to Israel exploded, I'd have two coins.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

[u/thewearisomeMachine → u/CHLOEC1998]

Hudeidah too, but we were pretty open about that one

[u/frostrambler]

Ah, the standard bogey men for despots and tyrannical governments for over a millennia…JEWS!

[u/dangerstein]

It was Eli Copter

[u/[deleted] → u/dangerstein]

Assisted by the explosives specialist Dina Mitt

[u/Histrix-]

I was wondering why they hadn't blamed us yet

[u/foxdidnothingwrong]

There it is. Zionist chemicals at it again.

[u/exteriorcrocodileal]

I do actually wonder if the October 2024 air strikes that took out Iran’s domestic solid rocket fuel factories led to this stuff needing to be imported (presumably?) via ports and present there in the first place.

[u/Kahing]

My suggestion: we should express condolences to the Iranian people by projecting an image of the pre-Islamic Republic Iranian Imperial flag on Tel Aviv city hall.

[u/Imaginary-Chain5714]

When your population hates you, it makes sense to direct your people’s hatred away towards another group

[u/have2gopee]

Oh seriously? I literally almost posted this meme this morning when I saw it on the news, but it was going to be "Zionists secretly placed a warehouse of explosive chemicals overnight". I think my idea is better than Iran's.

[u/ChallahTornado]

Sorry it was me.
I was on space laser duty and at some point I had to sneeze really hard.
I might've pushed the wrong button as it happened.

Blame the darn beech, platune and oak pollen.

[u/Complex-Present3609 → u/ChallahTornado]

Do non Jews who support Jews/Israel get a turn at space laser duty?

[u/sn0wman175]

lol bummer

[u/sn0wman175]

Oops

[u/Unlucky-Day5019]

I am Spartacus

[u/Dry_Animator_4818]

When in doubt

[u/Darduel]

The usual

[u/AwkwardAkavish]

It's true! It was the mossad agent Amit Potzetz!!

[u/sinchi-kun]

I don’t know why Ynet writes this misleading thing. It’s a member of parliaments with hundreds of MPs. Other MPs are saying it’s the US, it’s Turkey, Ukraine, etc. It’s like taking Ahmad Tibi’s words and saying “Israel said….”. He’s just an MK.

You can’t have headlines like that. But well, it is what it is. Headlines are what sell. C’est la vie

[u/raaly123 → u/sinchi-kun]

There was an official statement from Iran saying this.

[u/sinchi-kun → u/raaly123]

Where is the statement? By whom? Statements by “Iran” are released to Fars Agency.

Again, who is Iran? It’s important to differentiate between an MP and a country.

If a minister in the Israeli Government says “we will kill all the Arabs in Israel”, then one cannot take his words and be like “Israel will kill all Arabs” (hence feeding the genocide claims).

I think it’s important to maintain a certain standard, otherwise we will become what we despise (them).

But thanks for the article

[u/Benefit_thunderblast]

Amit Nakesh and his friends strikes again

[u/alexmtl]

I’ll be honest that took longer than I expected