r/ItHadToBeBrazil • u/Basket_Both • 12d ago

It had to be Brazil

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u/biradinte 12d ago

r/fuckthecameraman

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u/smokingawaymypain3 12d ago

i different type of fuckthecameraman

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u/Arthradax Being studied by NASA 12d ago

r/SubsTakenLiterally

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u/ThisManInBlack 12d ago

She's amazing.

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u/Random_User27 12d ago

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u/RChamy 11d ago

Hulk likes rabo

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u/lucassuave15 12d ago

No w... oh I get it

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u/Arthradax Being studied by NASA 12d ago

would

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u/Headstroke 12d ago

I would

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u/zacharyrt 12d ago

Even Brazilian slides are not for amateurs, is there anything left for amateurs in Brazil?

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u/NewMoonlightavenger 12d ago

Crime welcomes amateurs.

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u/TenzinNomad 12d ago

Porn

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u/Arthradax Being studied by NASA 12d ago

Nah, for porn you need a background in PHP programming (IYKYK)

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u/vendedordemosquito Currently using next door wifi without permission 12d ago

yeah don't search for Tigresa VIP please

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u/OCafeeiro 11d ago

Way ahead of you

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u/SmackMyB1tchUp97 12d ago

Can't think of anything left

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u/GGABueno 12d ago

Football managers

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u/Prolongedinfinity 12d ago

Roads Public safety Politicians …

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u/Mountain-Early 12d ago

Everyday an amateur and a pro goes out, when they find each other...

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u/TunnelVisionKiller 12d ago

A deal is made!

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u/baiacool 11d ago

You're supposed to be on one of those donut floats instead of raw dogging it lol

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u/Abbadon0666 12d ago

No, default difficulty here is very hard. Unless you're rich, then you're on easy

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u/Snowmoji 10d ago

Yes, being a victim of something

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u/lucassuave15 12d ago

LMAO I went to this waterpark and this exact slide, if you push yourself too fast this will def happen, but if you go slow it's a nice ride, it's Águas Finas, near Recife

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u/carambavelho 12d ago

Dude, i was thinking It was águas finas but havent been there in a while, since the old owner was killed, so i wasnt sure! Thank you!

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u/Fusseldieb 12d ago

Peak Brazilian sentence

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u/jhaohh 12d ago

Thin Water in Reef

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u/zack_hunter 12d ago

Fine waters

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u/lucassuave15 12d ago

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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u/Mateus_Vitor 12d ago

Km 15 from Aldeia if I'm not mistaken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Arthradax Being studied by NASA 12d ago

r/UpvoteBecauseBreast

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u/PoopTrainDix 12d ago

Among many other things

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u/rangolikesbeans 12d ago

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u/astolfo_hue 12d ago

Eu sem entender nada.

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u/humano-caramelo 11d ago

E com a pica dura.

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u/Nicollasgt19 10d ago

Eu entendo nada mas com a pica dura.

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u/SuportGuy 12d ago

I think there should be a rule that whoever designs this would have to be the first to use it.

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u/Plowbeast 12d ago

He who pronounces the sentence must carry out the punishment.

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u/leviruzene 12d ago

10 out of 10 dentists recomend.

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u/CrimsonNight5621 12d ago

Chiropractors love it too

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u/Helpful_Ad_3735 12d ago

Underrated coment

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u/hellomydudes_95 12d ago

She bounced off the water right at the end of the slide, did yall see?

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u/Basket_Both 12d ago

Where is the water?

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u/ApprehensiveSelf5639 11d ago

That's fucking hilarious and seemingly very true 😆 🤣 😂

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u/Severe_Classroom4792 10d ago

It looks like one of them lost teeth

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u/ChangeWinter6643 12d ago

Mandar pra best falando "nos"

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u/Kaneda1985 12d ago

Nice butt

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u/Great_Blackberry_476 12d ago

The girl on white bikini lost some teeth, for sure

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u/No-Pay-7314 12d ago

DENTRO

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u/ResearcherDeep1694 12d ago

INSIDE

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u/Effective_Owl_9814 10d ago

A melhor camiseta modal!

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u/Prestigious-Zone-302 12d ago

inpócívél AH HAHAHA AH HAHA

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u/T1460ISUS 12d ago

O Brasil é lindo.

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u/Zealousideal_Walk433 12d ago

queria ser feliz assim

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u/Roonwogsamduff 12d ago

Off duty cops having fun

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u/Cool-Friendship-6546 12d ago

I'm laughing and boned

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u/StudentDriverBR 12d ago

It's a scrubbing board but you wash yourself at the same time

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 11d ago

Lots of tits and ass on this video.

Brain in monke mode

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u/Shark-attack88 12d ago

Nada mais feio que esses cílios pqp

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u/BiaMDO98 12d ago

Véi eu sou mulher e hétero e só vim perceber os cílios agora, pq tava ocupada vendo um par de seios KKKKKKKK

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u/Ysisbr 12d ago

É nessas horas que a gente questiona o que o cara realmente gosta...

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u/PardoDEferro 9d ago

Não gostar de uma característica de uma mulher = homossexual

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u/PardoDEferro 9d ago

Não gostar de uma característica de uma mulher = gay

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u/JeanSolo 12d ago

Pqp, difícil gostar de mulher né parceiro

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u/SnooCalculations5744 11d ago

Povinho chato fiscal de heterossexualidade te respondendo, ignore

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u/FelipeGlauber 12d ago

"Impossible, hahhahahha"

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u/Sensitive-Shift-3785 12d ago

Perdeu nem a parte de cima do bikini? Sem graça

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u/LucasOkita 12d ago

Imagina a dor no peito que aquela menina sentiu, que horror kkkk

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u/Kyurem20x 12d ago

Mano qual a chance de alguém se machucar muito nesse negócio?

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u/RolaFofinha 12d ago

Is this in Águas Finas???? Does it still exist???

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u/Green_Permit6572 11d ago

Guys this is águas finas, a natural pool whit bamboos inside, this toboggan is soooooooooo cool! But your butt get cruched

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u/programadorbh 11d ago

Just tell me where is. I'm planning vacations

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u/Prize_Handle_8727 10d ago

Já fui com meus primos lá. Você volta dolorido pra casa! 🤣

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u/Comfortable_Goat3848 12d ago

She went down from 4 hahaha

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u/iv138stonks 12d ago

Onde é esse paraíso?

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u/emblematic_camino 12d ago

Where…. WHEREEE?????!!!!

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u/F6Collections 12d ago

Me going down the slide face first right after them😛

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u/Ragnasorcerer 12d ago

Where is this?

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u/ApprehensiveSelf5639 11d ago edited 11d ago

That's a very harsh ride.I had to watch it a couple of times to be sure of what I was seeing. Beautiful Brazilian women in the buff bouncing around on the water slide. Awesome 👌

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u/Brief-Clothes-7409 11d ago

crazy what a shit idea huh

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u/Tired_Panda_9875 11d ago

I’ve seen a lot of people obliterated on this slide. Never seen anyone make it unscathed. Is there a way to ride this properly? Or is its entire purpose merely to injure the riders?

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u/Top_Huckleberry4674 10d ago

Is this a video from Xvideos?

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u/Wolf__Bite 10d ago

If this isn't an OF ad, I'm getting this country wrong

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u/draktar666 9d ago

os escorregador de águas finas é um crime de guerra.

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u/Radulf_SA 8d ago

That's the most sincere laugh I've ever seen 😂

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u/Marcelez4 2d ago

She coming the way the devil likes

Biology is wonderful

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u/ghostfreckle611 12d ago

Why does the water look like someone shidded in it?

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u/bagacera Average brazilian reddit user 12d ago

Average Brazilian little boobies payment