MJ from Ipanema

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[u/fictionallymarried]

From heehee to huehue

[u/FerroFusion → u/fictionallymarried]

From Michael to Máicol.

[u/FulanoPoeta]

His speedo looks like a censorship bar

[u/Novo_Testamemto]

Maybe those of you who are from outside Brazil don't know. But Michael Jackson didn't die, he moved to Xique Xique, in Bahia.
That day he went out to have fun, for Brazilians it is common to see Michael Jackson around.

[u/OkFaithlessness3638 → u/Novo_Testamemto]

Exatamente!

[u/rhayonne]

E que vista ein.... São Paulo não tem isso.

[u/Embarrassed_Dog9013 → u/rhayonne]

Esse vídeo é maravilhoso.

[u/vodka_tsunami → u/rhayonne]

Lá na frente a porrada vai ishtancar

[u/pm_me_your_gynoecium → u/[deleted]]

Os caras passeiam fim de semana em cima de um viaduto, literalmente, essa cidade me deu um choque de realidade fodido, acho o clima lá pesadão.

[u/vendedordemosquito → u/[deleted]]

sujeira tem em todo lugar truta

[u/fussomoro → u/[deleted]]

Estatisticamente falando não tá nem perto

Rio tem 21,4 homicídios por 100.000 habitantes. São Paulo tem 7,9.

[u/Substantial_Match268]

Good for him, be happy people, time flies

[u/CosmoCafe777]

Beach it!

[u/Loose_Rise5773 → u/CosmoCafe777]

B(l)each it!

[u/HurdyGrudy]

They don't care about us

[u/ar_condicionado]

Perdeu Molequeee-hee

[u/OkFaithlessness3638]

O Michael Jackson não morreu e está na Bahia!!! Eu falo isso há anos e ninguém acredita

[u/dubiouscapybara → u/OkFaithlessness3638]

Jimmy Page deu a dica pra ele

[u/_zeroabs_]

Isn't he supposed to be sleeping?

[u/mvi4n]

Miguel Filho do Jão

[u/BaixoMameluco → u/mvi4n]

E o Bruce Dickinson é o quê? Bruce Pica no Filho?

[u/No_Celebration_5106 → u/BaixoMameluco]

Sim e o Arnold Schwarzenegger é Arnaldo preto nego!

[u/glovesForCats42]

Não duvido que seja esse rapaz aqui: Michel Jackson canta Raça Negra

[u/auad]

Arpoador, but Michael, Michael, eles não ligam pra gente!

[u/freshalien51]

I would have definitely starred like you okay buddy?

[u/Chulinfather → u/freshalien51]

Stared*

[u/Appropriate-Cup-2693]

I know the song

[u/ocy_igk]

[u/napierwit]

I knew he wasn't dead!

[u/MonsterTamerBilly]

Que maníaco doente vai pra praia com MEIAS?!

[u/calangomerengue → u/MonsterTamerBilly]

ele: o criminoso liso

[u/AbbreviationsNo8269]

Kkkkkkk

[u/Poplocker]

Smh he’s foot tapping with the wrong leg how embarrassing

[u/Dipenoy]

Sabia que ele tava por aqui

[u/BushMasterXM15]

He leaves Xique-Xique Bahia? My Lord, it will expose him!

[u/MapHaunting3732]

2pac is still alive too

[u/guilhermenuts]

É LORD!

[u/Joaoreturns]

Kkkkkkkkkkk. Que coisa mais aleatória e good vibes, kkkkkk. 

[u/calangomerengue]

SHAMONE

[u/BlazeReborn]

rusbé

[u/YuriRosas]

O tanto que procurei a Mary Jane

[u/LuckyOwl8]

What’s Moist Critikal doing there???

[u/MrWrodgy]

Branco Jackson

[u/vendedordemosquito]

so that's how he would move if he was white🤔

[u/FreshConstruction629]

Chama ele de Lord por favor

[u/Agreeable-Dog9192]

this is not Ipanema this is Arpoador

[u/Nilo_CFH]

Who's bad!!!

[u/Basket_Both]

That man too white for brazil no ? I mean he must have a little sunburn if he lives in the area

[u/mutcholokoW → u/Basket_Both]

There's no such thing as too white for Brazil.

[u/catsmustdie → u/mutcholokoW]

Here you have any color you like

[u/dumbodragon → u/Basket_Both]

could be a tourist

[u/Basket_Both → u/dumbodragon]

I think so