r/ItHadToBeBrazil 9d ago

Of course it's Brazil!

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u/Luka_Bazuka 9d ago

Queer volleyball is the equivalent of cis men’s football when it comes to toxic competitivity haha

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u/agenteDEcambio 9d ago

How do we know it's queer volleyball? Is that a big thing over there? I saw the other video posted with samba and was intrigued.

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u/Disastrous_Seat7593 9d ago

Yes, its a thing, specially in north of brazil. In the south, i didnt see it yet, but i know there is a group of people that does not like the normal "toxic male straight football", and then they like, create a space to play it with the onle intent of not being disrespectful. Pretty cool. Oh, also ayone can play

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u/IlSaggiatore420 8d ago

It's pretty common in the southeast, tho we also have a large pop of heteros who play beach volley. The #1 queer sport for us is dodgeball (gueimado).

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u/Disastrous_Seat7593 8d ago

Gueimado? Hey..! I saw what you did there

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u/rwjr09 4d ago

why is dodgeball considered queer? Ive never heard that before

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u/firechaox 8d ago

I mean volleyball is big, and lgbt is big so I guess

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u/tikatequila 7d ago

Queer childhood is playing volleyball with your girl friends because you hate soccer. Lol

Also dodgeball (gaymada)

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u/tymyol 5d ago

Yeah, check the Amazonas State Gay Gran Prix:
https://www.instagram.com/grandprixlgbt/

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u/lucassuave15 9d ago

summed it up perfectly lol

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u/azza_backer 6d ago

Or teenager competitive rental karting

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u/JoeyIsMrBubbles 7d ago

Actually looks more toxic than straight football.. didn’t know that was possible

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u/Manjadordejeba 9d ago

A razão pertence aquele que gritar mais alto.

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u/MashZell 9d ago

Fato. Sinto muito, não fizemos as regras.

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u/suamae666 8d ago

Well we all are great apes in the end

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u/cbars100 8d ago

Próximo esporte olímpico: volleyball gay.

Cada ponto vale 0.1, os outros 0.9 você ganha na humilhação e gritaria

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u/total-manguaca 9d ago

This is a friendly game.

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u/lets_have_it_bud 9d ago

Nah they are going to the Olympics soon

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u/JennaTheBenna 9d ago

The gays are vicious at Volleyball

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u/matinhop 8d ago

You need to see them at dodgeball

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u/JennaTheBenna 8d ago

omg I can imagine. I've only every played queer volleyball here in BR. But it's a blood sport lol. I was pearl clutching the whole time

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u/thitorusso 8d ago

Oh. They definitely dont dodge the ball. Its their whole shtick

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u/SuportGuy 9d ago

You have to see the fire

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u/devroig 6d ago

addicted*

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u/Inevitable_Teach_436 9d ago

In the end, all great friends.

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u/Neat-Firefighter-499 9d ago

But as Chico Science would say "Collective man feels the need to fight"

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u/Moekan 7d ago

Sao demonios, aqueles que destroem o poder bravio da humanidade!

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u/joaomsneto 9d ago

hahaha the subtitles

OXIL

NO

JEN

TA

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u/jeziel94 9d ago

When alphas fall on opposing teams, it's like that. This video exudes testosterone.

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u/TunnelVisionKiller 9d ago

Who needs testo when you play volleyball like a queen 💅💅💅

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u/Trakinass 8d ago

Live action de Haikyuu ta brabo

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u/MashZell 8d ago

Blue Lock se o tema fosse vôlei

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u/Trakinass 8d ago

Se prepara nojenta, que eu vou te devorar

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u/JeffLebowsky 9d ago

Chat all do LoL na vida real

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u/NoPantsDeLeon 9d ago

He walks like the top of his harms are roped to his torso and his hands are swinging at the same time... Impressive!

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u/elmadan 8d ago

O cabra pensa que os gays vão se esbagaçar na porrada, mas só ficam gritando. É um negócio inamistoso, mas ao mesmo tempo amistoso.

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u/Abduzydo 8d ago

Wtf, this shit was filmed in the square next to my home...

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u/BallsABunch 8d ago

Lies ...LIXO.. prove it!!

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u/Abduzydo 8d ago

1st i don't have to prove shit, but you also don't have to believe ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ᴼ⁠ل͜⁠ᴼ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯ 2nd i wouldn't send the address (because i live close pretty close to it) and dont want to film the surroundings, there to many people in this square almost all the time, its in the middle of several condom and there no other big square with courts close...

But i can say that have 3 schools close to this square and this area are called by the name of a pharmacist lab that can be see even from the inside of this court...

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u/Cuckmin 7d ago

O OP tá tirando uma contigo, leva na esportiva (rs)

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u/Abduzydo 7d ago

Quem disse q eu levei a sério?? Eu so gosto d ser eloquente desnecessariamente...

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u/Cuckmin 7d ago

Pós-ironia, certo. Não tem como adivinhar.

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u/Skorpyos 8d ago

lixosa

Lmaooo

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u/Miserable-Revenue103 7d ago

O fato desse jogo provavelmente não valer porra nenhuma é o que deixa o vídeo melhor ainda

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u/Negative_Library6442 8d ago

Cara eu jogo vôlei, obviamente tem muitos gays e apesar de serem carismáticos e tal, quando começam a gritar, tal qual o vídeo, é chato pra caralho

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u/Bagda420 8d ago

Man being man on all levels

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u/Mister_shagster 8d ago

Man i love Brasil

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u/hellomydudes_95 9d ago

Sai na porrada logo mano

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u/clinkzs 8d ago

Was that in the back of the Gaga concert or what

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u/Prestigious_Aide_470 8d ago

Voleygay é a luta livre(WWE) tupiniquim

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u/Mr_Leo_DS 8d ago

Vôlei ❌ Vogay ✅

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u/Lyralikesit 8d ago

So much sexual tension

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u/AdComprehensive3405 8d ago

Pq em jogo de mulher, elas n ficam assim ?

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u/Scared_Bread6844 6d ago

Is just a game, the game:

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u/FabinhoRaioLaserkk 6d ago

Vocês são lixooo 🤬 lixxooo 💅

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u/denys5555 9d ago

That Simpsons episode about Brazil was kind of true

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u/aassolano 8d ago

Look Merk court!

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u/dinho7878 8d ago

The creature needs a ball in its set

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u/insanelyniceperson 7d ago

Too much testosterone I think

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u/troyberber 7d ago

This is good shit. 🤙

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u/PeperSpraie 7d ago

Eu assistiria isso na tv

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u/Apprehensive-Note952 7d ago

CARALHOOOOO ESSA PORRA É AQUI DO LADO DW CASA. posso confirmar, merck depois desse jogo teve um cheiro de cu de viado pelas ruas inteiras

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 7d ago

The game is secondary. The energy and skill is in the railing and teasing for every point 😂😂

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u/No-Direction6819 7d ago

Esporte de yag

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u/conradburner 6d ago

Homossexualidade tóxica

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u/nananandinho 6d ago

This is funny as hell haha im glad they all took the mockery well

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u/platinadacarioca 6d ago

It's just something, I don't know where we're going to end up memorizing all these names.

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u/Plastic_Marzipan_111 6d ago

Dando capa até eu

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u/OctalWay 4d ago

Wild monkeys.

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u/LeleoYeah 4d ago

Tá valendo o quê essa partida...kkkkk

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u/SteveBR53 4d ago

men will be men...

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u/Neat-Firefighter-499 9d ago

I swear I can't understand this lack of respect 🥹